I can’t laugh hard enough at this cucked mayor. “Hey rioters, hey looters, make sure you wear a mask and social distance!”
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If you're going to set something on fire, use a molotov cocktail. Any projectile weapon that can put a safe amount of distance between you and the property you want to destroy is ideal. Remember to always practice federal and state social distance rioting guidelines.
This guy safely distances.
That’s why he isn’t doing anything real or tangible to stop the riots. The mayors manor is well protected. His family is safe. There is no threat to him.
oh yeah? we will see about that
This guy fiery cocktails.
If these guys were white and wearing a chest rig, they would have already been ‘distanced’ by the mayor’s militarized police force via incoming rounds, and called extremists by the media.
Protestors stand at a Michigan capital and are called racist, misogynist, fascist, and labeled incorrectly during multiple official communications as carrying “automatic weapons”. Veiled threats about extending unconstitutional lockdowns due to protestors not social distancing.
But if it’s not white men with guns protesting (regardless the justification), by burning, pillaging and looting - then social distancing is just a suggestion, a plea.
Where is the outrage at the inequality America? Why isn’t Gretchen Whitmer speaking out about the lack of social distancing with 1000+ people gathering in Detroit to protest this unjustified killing by a dipshit officer? Where is her oped or New York Times puff piece?
Just to make it clear, America seems to be telling me:
“If you are white, and protest peacefully, you are bad. If you aren’t white, you don’t have to protest peacefully, you can do whatever you want, and you are good.”
As opposed to unarmed gunman?
At least iPhone autocorrects to human lol
gunhuman? That's an insult to all of gunkind!
I am a firm believer in extraterrestrial intelligence and would love to see what they invented as a means of throwing rocks really hard and far. Comparing notes would get...interesting.
Related topic: ever wonder where the billions the cia makes selling drugs goes? Giant black flying triangles is my guess.
"Heavy weapons," that's another one they throw around. A .20 carbine is a heavy weapon? OK, sure it is.
You have to remember how weenie the arms of the average Antifa dude are. They think all of it is "heavy".
It’s not America that’s telling you that. It’s a narrative being pushed by the left and being amplified by mainstream and social media, but it isn’t real.
The vast majority of people I talk to in real life are fed up with what’s going on, regardless of political affiliation.
Social media isn’t real. You have no way of knowing if the person you think you’re talking is actually the person you think you’re talking to. And then bots artificially inflate posts from verified users to make it seem like the consensus is what they want it to be. Look at pre 2016 election. Look at brexit. Look at most recent political events and you’ll see the opposite happened of what they claimed would happen. Not even claimed. Were so sure would happen because they live in a fake echo chamber.
Assault-style weapons of war
And don't worry citizens, the voting ballots have all been moved to a secure location.
The supervisor of elections car trunk, most likely.
a cardboard box next to hilary's server.
Molotov? Are you fucking kidding me? You're a Russian asset!!!
Beep boop molotovski
That Finn invasion was some tough bush huh comrade.
Has Finn ever been successfully invaded by the Russians?
That's right. I knew I was missing something but couldn't quite put my finger on it. I was wanting to say Cuba for some reason but knew that wasn't right. Hey, being that guy can sometimes educate us better.
These assholes cannot follow the most basic tenants of civilized society and he expects them to listen to his bullshit?
No, he expects to virtue signal as they do George’s bidding.
Right, he's supporting riots while acting like he's promoting safety.
HuffPo: "How to raise your kids to be safe looters and practice safe arson"
They'll start in kindergarten, no doubt.
He's a flaming SJW. These people are THIS deluded that they honestly think that people violating several laws all at once will stop and listen to them. I typically don't like painting people with a broad brush, but these SJWs are all a bunch of delusional sociopaths. They all think they are the most important people in the world, and everyone else should agree.
He is Trudeau's boyfriend (Prime Minister of Canada)
They certainly look alike, maybe half brothers.
Does Catstro have any other children around the world fucking shit up?
I think what it is is that they are hoping that they do indeed follow guidelines, at least to a degree. It's a win/win for all of those people. They wear masks, they get to disguise their identities and have the media start spinning stories about how these people, despite their hardships, are still practicing social distancing guidelines. They will be spun as people who want to do the right thing, but are frustrated, knowing damn well that half the people there, pandemic or not, were going to wear masks anyways.
My liberal SJW professor said you black rioters would like me! That we were on the same side fighting injustice! But you just want to burn things and take a TV and you don't even like me. WHAT! How was I lied to so hard!
I believe you misspelled “jogging “.
I found Joe Biden everyone.
Unbelievable, assholes are burning his city down and he's talking about riot safety? As POTUS said this is the time for leadership. This is where a leader says peaceful assembly will be tolerated, violence and property damage will be met with jail. But you have to actually give a shit about law and order to do that
Nope. This is time for Trump to TROLL. Let the city burn down around the democrat leader's heads, while they wait for Trump to send in the troops (HINT: he's waiting for the democrats to ask).
Tenets
The worst part is that I fixed the autocorrect typo once. It went right back. I bought a very nice phone and it struggles with written English. Turns out that it's a Chinese phone.
It's called the lowest common denominator. George Carlin "Think about the average intelligence of people, now imagine half the people are dumber than that". Those are the people electing these people because they legit represent them!
It even says Cuk in the background of the photo they used. How apt.
Minneapolis is infested with the Alphabet People, Muslims, SJW's and Communists. He won the cuckoldry olympics.
All of the major choices for mayor were leftist democrats: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_Minneapolis_mayoral_election#Results . We were fucked no matter who we picked.
Sadly this is the case in most cities even in the south
When I read the article I was sure it came from the onion. When I found out he actually said it I was WTF is wrong with these people. Liberalism is literally a mental disorder.
Yep. They have an underdeveloped area in their brains that wildly miscalculates common sense risks.
Easily programmed by propaganda.
“The City has made hundreds of masks available to protesters this week.”
Wut? Is Mayor Frey stupid?
The problem here isn't the lack of masks! The problem is that your city is on FIRE!
No, he literally wants the city to burn.
Yes, yes, he does. All the Lefties in Minneapolis are loving the excitement of a city on fire. They think they are atoning for being white by allowing the city to go up in flames.
You don’t have to pay the debt if it burns right?
I'm sure the target store didn't have the masks display emptied before the electronics and alcohol.
Oh they hit the Liquor Store across the street before they hit Target. Literally, it was the first building looted.
Remember to loot 6 feet apart, and clean the shelves after doing so.
"So, only steal the 72+" TVs if it takes two of you protesters to carry it."
Support local! /satire
Surprised he didn't say "please limit yourselves to 1 TV so that others are able to get one as well"
"If you loot more than one tv, redistribute to your neighbors comrades."
We're all in this together!
Does anyone have any information about the store owner who was trapped and burned alive in his shop?
I think it was the owner of Midori Cafe. That's all I know.
This is the dictionary definition of weak leadership.
Exactly. Make no mistake, they know exactly what they are doing. Never underestimate the enemy.
Justin Trudeau would call this mayor a cuck.
Are they scrubbing their talking points from sarcastic comments on the Donald or something?
You. Are. His. Boss. The police department is under your control. What have you done to stop the abuse of black citizens (or any citizens) at the hands of dirty cops?
"Loot, smash, and burn all you like but PLEASE make sure you remain at least six feet apart and wear a mask (to protect you from COVID, not just to hide your identity)."
He brought out a tranny to sing amazing grace, he's mentally ill.
"We've provided hand sanitizer at the entrance of every building for your safety".
I highly suggest everyone watch some of the on the ground streams if you haven't. You really can't appreciate the extreme level of wanton violence if you don't see the raw footage. It's honestly got me pretty rattled. If you don't have a gun, go buy one now. Don't think about it, just go and get it.
Well said pede. I’m no where near the violent areas, but trust me I’m well prepared.
I live in a nice area in Saint Paul. It’s fucking unreal. They’ve burned down multiple businesses I frequent on a weekly basis, many of them locally and family owned. My significant other is now being forced to transfer at work because her store was looted and vandalized. People don’t understand how far gone the situation is here in Minnesota. Our democrat leaders are refusing to stop any of it. The only rational conclusion is that they want this to happen.
The most depressing thing of all: countless lefties, including family and friends, are making every excuse imaginable for the destruction. They truly believe this is fine even as we hide in our houses and the looting spreads to the neighborhoods. This state is lost.
I'm in Wisconsin in the Fox Valley. I'm just waiting for Madison and Milwaukee to go up. No way this is organic. It's too widespread and simultaneous.
This has George Soros fingerprints all over.
Events like this has been the entire point of 2020. Make this country so fucking terrible that people will ONLY vote by mail, allowing the dems to steal the election and void Donald trumps work. They really wana stuff that Russian genie that let out joe Biden, mitt Romney, pelosi abd the other shitasses kid from the very well organized Monday laundering scheme they’ve engineered through government employment, corrupt banks and corporations, and NGOs.
They’re money train ended nearly globally. These fuckers are pissed off. If they wereny so full of their gfs hormone blockers and And soy I might be worried.
So no concern about the untold destruction & horrors by the “demonstrators”, but much concern about them catching fever? What a trashy mayor. How about telling them to fuck off or be arrested.
i laughed so hard when the news said he "fired back" at trump and he appeared on the screen. his body language just screamed "liberal cuck" it didn't matter what tough words he read off the teleprompter. what a joke that guy is, but also he's a great representative for libs.
He’s a beta male sissy if I ever saw one.
This is what you call an enabler. By. The. Textbook.
The Hatfield/McCoy War justifies hate for pig stealers. WHILE WE WEREN'T AROUND TO ACTUALLY EXPERIENCE IT we must go back to this time to understand the families of pig stealers were offended by this counter reaction and therefore it must still infect our communities. AND you can choose the grudge, pick the side you want, and KAZAM you can absolve today's crimes as a historical burden that society has to bear and you can go back in history as many years as you like. 400 years = 1620, what happened then? Why not 50 BCE with Romans?
Jesus Christ...did you see him last night? The people in Minneapolis are truly brain dead if THAT is who they voted for. Let me guess, he promised a “Diversity Parade” every week and allowed “Sensitivity Training” in lieu of earning credit towards a diploma at high school. What an absolute fruit.
"You can burn the police station down but please stay 6 feet apart"
Why are these liberal fuck mayors always from NoVA? The mayor of Knoxville, TN is the same
Covid? What the fuck is that? Covid is over bro, you got out cycled! Haha, hello economic recovery!
Midwest Trudeau
Used to be that assholes tearing up stuff that isn't theirs would be shot on sight, until they either ran out of assholes or motivation.
These days, however...
And he capitalized "Black man" but did not capitalize "white officer" in his statement. They wont stop until we are dehumanized and eventually extinct.
Here's a mask, feel free to burn the rest of the city to the ground.
I often pour a barrel of gasoline on an already raging fire too. It’s the responsible thing to do
<City burns behind him>
Everything's fine.
"Its just an unruly protest, really"
"Make sure your properly social distance while you burn down the police station! And don't forget those masks while you loot Target!"
Fucking imbecile
Haha "while you burn down our city please put your mask on."
Now we got threats they are heading to the suburbs next.
Most hilarious news yet about an elected (D) asshoe
If they’re not financially accountable they don’t give a fuck.
What. The. Fuck.
I mean what do you say? America is really entering clown world.
"The City encourages everyone to exercise caution to stay safe while participating in demonstrations, including wearing masks and physical distancing as much as possible to prevent the spread of COVID-19" ... "The City has made hundreds of masks available to protesters this week."
...so the city is paying for "demonstrators" to be "safe" while they destroy small businesses, steal tvs and get new duds and decrease the air quality in the city. Nice job! please clap
At first, I thought the riots were a tragedy, now I realize they are a comedy.
Ain’t that a bitch
this mayor is going for TOTAL CUCK of the year award
You gotta be joking.
The only thing this cuck needs to say is 'you guys are breaking the fucking law and you do not have a right to riot'. Follow the law or go to prison. Get the flu for all I care.