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posted ago by FooLyCooLie +367 / -0

I went to my local convenience store, and only wore it on one ear. Immediately this liberal boomer tells me "You need to put on your mask, sir.", which I ignored.

When I got in line, the clerk got on my case and I started to defend myself. The liberal boomer got her phone out, and said "I'll call the police". I let out a loud belly laugh than this. She walked out, presumably without calling. The clerk continued to badger me into wearing it, to which I continued argue against.

"The government admitted they don't work."

"There is no set standard on which masks work, and which don't."

"Why was I able to get service at Safeway yesterday with no mask if they are required?"

He tried to refuse me service after deflecting, and trying to assert his pseudo-authority. Too bad for him I already drank from the water I was buying, so he had to service me.

Topkek.

I went to my local convenience store, and only wore it on one ear. Immediately this liberal boomer tells me "You need to put on your mask, sir.", which I ignored. When I got in line, the clerk got on my case and I started to defend myself. The liberal boomer got her phone out, and said "I'll call the police". I let out a loud belly laugh than this. She walked out, presumably without calling. The clerk continued to badger me into wearing it, to which I continued argue against. "The government admitted they don't work." "There is no set standard on which masks work, and which don't." "Why was I able to get service at Safeway yesterday with no mask if they are required?" He tried to refuse me service after deflecting, and trying to assert his pseudo-authority. Too bad for him I already drank from the water I was buying, so he had to service me. Topkek.
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Siteless_Vagrant 36 points ago +36 / -0

I have the Fauci video que'd up on my phone, just in case. Apparently the once funded WHO also put out a statement saying don't bother with masks.

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shitposter1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

Do you have a link to this video so I can also save it?

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ShrikeDeCil 23 points ago +23 / -0

"I'm looting".

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Nadlers_Belt 13 points ago +13 / -0

“Ok then. Carry on!“

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MI-MAGAgirl 19 points ago +20 / -1

Just say “I am medically unable to wear a mask & my medical history is none of your business”

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DicksOutForHarambe 19 points ago +19 / -0

Trader joe employee tried to tell me I could not put my paper bag of groceries in my backpack.

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DicksOutForHarambe 12 points ago +12 / -0

Reusable shopping bags are banned.

She tried to say my back pack was a reusable bag.

I said it wasn't a shopping bag and that I walked to the store.

She said they don't make the rules the cdc does.

I shook my head and proceeded to put the paper bag in my backpack.

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LaymanLeathers 9 points ago +9 / -0

Morons think they writing the rules for everybody out there.

Imagine if any of the ladies here walked into a makeup store to try some eyeliner and some asshole REEtard started bitching about his you have to apply right to left not left to right.

Only an idiot cares about such pointless things. We're all watching other shit. The lockdown is over if Minneapolis is burning.

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Modus_Pwninz 19 points ago +19 / -0

Small tyrants who fancy themselves the future of power. Kek, you'll be the first ones to get a bullet from your new commie dictactor master!

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memechallenger33 18 points ago +18 / -0

The CDC also says not to put the mask on children under 2 years old due to suffocation hazard. That's the day I started to identify as 1 year old.

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augustinius 15 points ago +16 / -1

Good on you, fren! Are you in a liberal city? Or was the boomer an anomaly?

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FooLyCooLie [S] 21 points ago +22 / -1

I'm in the liberal bastion. SF bay area.

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liberalfetchmycoffee 24 points ago +25 / -1

Was in a Kroger store in DALLAS TEXAS last weekend. Plenty of people without masks, plenty with, whatever, I'm not wearing one.

Walk in through the doors directly in front of the self-checkout area where they have an employee stationed there. As I'm walking past the employee in a mask, he looks at me and as I pass mumbles "some people are retarded".

I stop dead in my tracks, walk up to him and reply "what did you say to me?"

He turns slightly to avoid eye contact and says " I wasn't speaking to you sir."

I said "Is that the chicken shit way you want to play this? Tell you what, I'm game, why don't you point out the person you were referring to, I'll bring them over and we can clear this up right now?"

He replied, "Sir, I'm very sorry for any misunderstanding."

I said, "Nope. No misunderstanding. Two choices, I drag your ass outside or tell me you're sorry for what you said. Be sure to leave out the misunderstanding part."

"Sir, I am very sorry."

Walked off without saying anything else.

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 7 points ago +7 / -0

Why do I suddenly feel scared?

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LaymanLeathers 6 points ago +6 / -0

Its wild how big of pussies they are when they dont have a hoard of followers

Btw legalize beltfed machineguns.

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augustinius 18 points ago +18 / -0

Oh...oh my god.

I’m so sorry.

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FooLyCooLie [S] 16 points ago +17 / -1

Don't be. I'm not. I get to fight their rhetoric on their doorstep. 😏

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FutileConundrum 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is the way.

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augustinius 2 points ago +2 / -0

M a k e

C a l i

R e d

A g a i n !

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AlaskaBear 7 points ago +7 / -0

Don’t patronize the store anymore. Everyone needs to keep notes of reactions to this stuff. Sjws sure never right and they always like to double down. The example here is the Karen at the convenience store. Since her words didn’t persuade you she doubled down and said she would call the police. Just hold your ground and let them spiral.

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swimminginthoughts 7 points ago +8 / -1

Taking a drink from your water, or opening something so they have to serve you. Brilliant!

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IcculusBased9 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fuckin beast. Just made my whole day

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freefolk 6 points ago +6 / -0

This dude can fuck my sister. If I worked in a convenience store,the last thing I would want is all these people coming in with masks,gloves,sunglasses,and hat on. Fucking lemmings.

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RocketSurgeon22 5 points ago +5 / -0

Let the Nazi know it's no longer recommended

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handpeople 5 points ago +7 / -2

She would tell them there is an African American not wearing a mask perhaps.

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chambleepede 5 points ago +5 / -0

I like that strategy... open a coke and a candy bar without the mask on, and see if they sell it too me.

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AngelMark 4 points ago +4 / -0

Happened to me too 4 weeks or so ago. I had a mask on but below my nose to unfog my glasses. Some psycho soy boy customer started screaming at me that he was calling cops because my mask wasn't up! So I turned to him n got in his face and ripped the mask off and said "is this better"?

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Wuflukillah 3 points ago +3 / -0

My husband and I live in a county that's in the beginning stages of opening up. There is no mask in public mandate so we can pretty much go anywhere without. We tried to go to an estate sale and the company running it offered us masks. To which we both said no thanks. She insisted so my husband told her he can't wear one because he has a pre existing condition that prevents him from wearing them (he doesn't, lol). To which she replied, "Well Bill has PARKINSONS and he's wearing one." We just said fuck it and left. It's their business, they can do what they want but fuck if we're going to wear cuck masks that don't work.

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MedPede 2 points ago +2 / -0

To which she replied, "Well Bill has PARKINSONS and he's wearing one."

What a fool.

I would have asked her if that was a sexually transmitted disease. She would have to explain what it was, and then I'd ask her if Bill shouldn't be staying home so he doesn't infect others with his Parkinson's. When she finished explaining what the disease was, I'd then ask her why in the world she thought that anything to do with being able to wear a mask.

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you-know-im-right 3 points ago +3 / -0

No shoes, no service = No gay cakes = no mask no service

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SharkTeamTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tell Karen to get bent.

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Brendancs0 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good for you homie!

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