Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste. I've been around for a long, long year, stole many a man's soul and faith

And I was 'round when Jesus Christ Had his moment of doubt and pain. Made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate I stuck around St. Petersburg When I saw it was a time for a change. Killed the Tsar and his ministers, Anastasia screamed in vain

I rode a tank held a general's rank. When the blitzkrieg raged And the bodies stank

I watched with glee While your kings and queens fought for ten decades for the gods they made

I shouted out, "Who killed the Kennedys?" When after all It was you and me

Let me please introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste. And I laid traps for troubadours who get killed before they reached Bombay Just as every cop is a criminal and all the sinners saints As heads is tails just call me Lucifer

Cause I'm in need of some restraint. So if you meet me have some courtesy. Have some sympathy, and some taste