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SmokeDopeDank 103 points ago +103 / -0

How the fuck are you gonna eat with a mask on?

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ComeOnPeople 45 points ago +45 / -0

what if I were to tell you, that it is clown world that we are living in now?🤣

Side note : I love Crackerbarel! That shop up front is the closest thing the kids have to toys r us these days.

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zippy3 9 points ago +9 / -0

I believe the next clip before the video ended was demonstrating how kids are keeping 6' distancing

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OtisTheTownDrunk 4 points ago +4 / -0

LoL no, that was for adults LoL

Clown World

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mrgreencard 4 points ago +4 / -0

That’s not your regular clown world, it’s deep clown world

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1776ThereIsaidIt 7 points ago +7 / -0

I met Ace Frehley in a Cracker Barrel of all places, a couple of years back.

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asparaghosi 3 points ago +3 / -0

I hope you left him a nice tip.

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1776ThereIsaidIt 3 points ago +3 / -0

lol

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bck- 6 points ago +6 / -0

I can’t imagine that that is more sanitary than simply wearing nothing

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mintyfresh 3 points ago +4 / -1

I 🤣'ed looking at the food dripping off it.

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PartandParcel 4 points ago +4 / -0

i saw that on the daily caller yt channel. There is also a biosuit for concerts that some ppl are working on. Truly clown world. I am not islaming myself because of a virus with a 99 percent survival rate.

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Ameronaut 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't worry, it identifies as a fully functional mask

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GulagDweller 19 points ago +19 / -0

Alyssa Milano has that problem licked.

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slrpnls 16 points ago +16 / -0

Just like she did to Harvey's dick

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GulagDweller 9 points ago +9 / -0

Smaller hole needed for that.

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Anorexorcist 4 points ago +4 / -0

She might have been the first celeb boobs i saw on the internet in the 90's....and now, here we are...turrable.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 8 points ago +8 / -0

How do leftards call themselves women when they have dicks?

The left is worse than retarded .. because the left does it on purpose.

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GulagDweller 4 points ago +4 / -0

You missed the "Chicks with Dicks" movement. Their motto was "Best of both worlds".

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BladderBeerPoopin 8 points ago +8 / -0

They packed their shit and moved on.

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MAGAnic316 2 points ago +2 / -0

There are no chicks with dicks, only guys with tits

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Ninki333 5 points ago +5 / -0

Blender and a straw. A plastic one.

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Berkeley 6 points ago +6 / -0

Aren't those illegal in california? I guess I'm gunna starve

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thisisatestof2 12 points ago +12 / -0

Massachusetts just decided in order for restaurants to reopen, it is not safe to use real silverware they must use pre-wrapped plastic knives and forks, even at a steakhouse, but using China plates is perfectly safe.

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de9ebkmd7 8 points ago +8 / -0

Does not Massachusetts not have dishwasher technology?

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thisisatestof2 9 points ago +9 / -0

The virus will only spread on flat ware, not real plates despite the same washing technology. Same way it can't spread with a mask off while eating, only when walking to the table. Such a intelligent virus.

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de9ebkmd7 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh okay, and does it also spread when voting in person but never at the weed store or while getting a monthly abortion?

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UsernameKeksOut 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hope this means plastic straws are woke again

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Daly City McD's gives plastic straws! Bet it galls Northern neighbor SF.

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mintyfresh 2 points ago +3 / -1

"Mmmm, that's good bass!" - Dan Akroyd

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aangler100 2 points ago +3 / -1

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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lord_nougat 1 point ago +1 / -0

A plastic TRUMP straw!!

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Ninki333 1 point ago +1 / -0

MADE IN AMERICA!!

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GulagDweller 4 points ago +4 / -0

Also, don't think Libtard Politicians wouldn't require a mask while eating. After all, they were sending positive Chinese Covid Virus cases/patients into nursing homes. Logic isn't their strong point, then again nothing but chaos is their strong point.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Prosecute Cuomo for murder immediately all those deaths fall on his executive order requiring them to admit COVID 19 patients and they tried to delete it from their website but luckily Alex Salvi brought it to light last night!!!!!!

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Toughsky_Shitsky 52 points ago +52 / -0

Seeing fewer and fewer masks out in public .. even Volvo and Prius drivers are dropping the masks.

Good to see.

Open our country!

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America_No_1 13 points ago +13 / -0

You wont see a single mask on people between Chicago and Denver

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TrumpTrain 9 points ago +9 / -0

I see them in AR. People fight viciously for you to wear them online also. They demand you follow the guidance (which they gladly admit is to wear a piece of cloth or homemade mask, and not a functional mask). If you don’t, you are an asshole and selfish according to them. At least this is what’s going on in leftists circle jerk forums from my state

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Bluestorm83 19 points ago +19 / -0

My mother said she heard some idiot saying that even if Masks don't work, they're a "social thing" now, that you wear them to show that you care about other people, that you WANT to protect them from getting sick. She and I agree; we don't care about other people. They can take care of themselves. Freedom is scary because you've got to take care of yourself. I'll take that scary freedom, thank you.

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 7 points ago +7 / -0

I would give away all my guns if it SAVED JUST ONE child!! Reeeeee look at meeeee

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Bluestorm83 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would give away all my children if it saved just one gun.

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 5 points ago +5 / -0

She and I agree; we don't care about other people.

I totally did not see that coming with Mom involved! Thanks for making me spit soda all over 😂

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Bluestorm83 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, like, we care about other people in as much as we're not going to actively cause bad stuff for people, and we're going to sympathize and try to help if bad stuff comes out of left field, but that's really as far as it goes. My mom spends pretty much all day 7 days a week taking care of living things that would roll in their own poop if she wasn't there to clean it and languish and die if she wasn't there to feed them, she does enough to help other people. If a Karen wants to freak out at her in Walmart because she's not wearing a mask, a conversation is going to ensue that begins with "Okay, listen, Bitch,"

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dude, I totally get it. You are good people like all our fam here. Your comment was just stand-up comedian funny. Anti-virtue-signal funny. Even if you did not intend it to be funny, it's still true. Freedom involves taking care of yourself if you can. 💝

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blackdeath 1 point ago +1 / -0

So it’s basically a good luck charm. I’ll go out and get a mask tattooed on my face to show people I care and I won’t have to keep changing it out for a new one. 8D chess move for me.

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KekistanPM 17 points ago +17 / -0

"I'm not wearing a mask and it's my choice to do so."

"It's not your choice because you'll get people sick around you!"

"People who see me not wearing a mask are well within their rights to stay away from me."

"BUT WHAT IF IT'S A CLOSED AREA AND THEY CANT!?"

"They have a choice to not be there then."

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 9 points ago +9 / -0

"There's the guy that tried to kill the bubble boy - get him!"

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Miasmo 5 points ago +5 / -0

........"moops"

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Toughsky_Shitsky 9 points ago +9 / -0

"Freedom is selfish."

This is the mindset that the left wants to drive home. It will work on the sheep, ie: illegal immigrants and other idiots who get their information from the tv.

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's mass mind control I swear.

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Donnybiceps 7 points ago +7 / -0

Can confirm. My brother thinks the word "selfish" is completely negative. Told him you have to be selectivly selfish to live a happy life. Why should you constantly worry about other people dying when there is a 99.999% chance someone 60 years or younger will survive the virus? Also mentioned worryinf about people dying makes your life miserable, so why live a miserable life when you have a 99.999% chance of living? You can die from a car hitting you on the road or have a anaphylactic reaction to food and die. Just can't live a happy life by worrying about people dying all the time, have to be selectively selfish. I think my brother from that point on started to "wake up" from the liberal mind control they have on him finally. Talk about ideas with people, not politics to set people free.

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TrumpTrain 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not to mention that they want you to wear non-medical masks, just cloth pieces, which many top health professionals said can cause more problems than they help

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Donnybiceps 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep. Some or most people who willingly wear a mask to "protect" others are in the boat of worrying about other people dying from the virus thus having a lower quality of life. If you are actually around old people all your time for your job then yeah I can see wearing a mask cause this virus is known to kill old people.

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TrumpTrain 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not to mention that they want you to wear non-medical masks, just cloth pieces, which many top health professionals said can cause more problems than they help

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America_No_1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Do you have a tech hub or company nearby? Walmart HQ? This attracts youth and tech which is where you get the rabid libs...

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TrumpTrain 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes and yes.

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America_No_1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Can relate - Austin was ruined by the same thing...had to move to the outskirts

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 2 points ago +2 / -0

People from California love Austin.

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mintyfresh 1 point ago +2 / -1

Nor from Denver to LALAland border.

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dakin116 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dont forget the subaru crowd, i think those come from the factory with the bernie sticker

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Toughsky_Shitsky 5 points ago +5 / -0

Suburu is the fag car .. don't care to see what's going on inside of those.

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lord_nougat 5 points ago +5 / -0

Aw man, but they're such good cars!

But it's sad how true that is. My subaru driving friend had a spaz attack over my TRUMP flag on my boat the other day, but I still think he was kind of performing for his gross leftist new landwhale girlfriend.

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Meddlesom 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is your boat, by chance, a whaling vessel? Thar be money in that ambergris!

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lord_nougat 1 point ago +1 / -0

THAAAAR SHE BLOWS!!

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Nanobots 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm seeing more and more every day in washington.

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DoNothingDems 27 points ago +27 / -0

he's... he's not nodding

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Toohershat 6 points ago +6 / -0

Haha I waited too long before realizing that no nod was coming

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Rooster-J-Cogburn [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah I am we todd id

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 2 points ago +2 / -0

DAMMIT MAN

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Woohan 13 points ago +13 / -0

Newnan GA today, BJ's Wholesale had a sign trying to shame people into wearing masks. Very few shoppers actually wearing them. I loved it. #freedom

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_Eric_Ciaramella_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can get behind people making suggestive mask wearing. NOT required mask wearing.

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Woohan 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's why I refused to go into Old Navy yesterday. They were requiring it and also had a sign saying "show you care about others." Please. Choosing not to wear a mask does not make me a bad person, no matter what the libs say.

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GrizWallerOGV 11 points ago +11 / -0

I live right on the NC/SC border and it's crazy how you'll cross that line and all the bars are packed, then cross it again and they're all dead quiet.

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Cavemantrump 10 points ago +10 / -0

I love the Cracker barrel..😍😁

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KekistanPM 9 points ago +9 / -0

You know that sounds like a really good idea. I think I'll go to one tomorrow.

Every time I go on a road trip it's like CB knows where I'm going and sets up a restaurant next to the hotel every time, too. I rather enjoy it.

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Rugar22 9 points ago +9 / -0

Before the stupid mandate in Virginia, alot of people in my small city were abandoning the masks.

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creed 7 points ago +7 / -0

technically still mandated in my state. Stores are supposed to require customers to wear masks. Haven't been asked ONE TIME to put on a mask people don't give a crap. Pretty much only the employees wear them because they have to.

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Aambrick 1 point ago +1 / -0

Almost the same here.

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Rugar22 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where at in Richmond lol?

I'm down here at the Colonial Heights Food Lion if you're wondering.

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Rugar22 2 points ago +2 / -0

Keep Powhatan County based out there bud! :)

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't leave em hanging.

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theeyeshaveit 9 points ago +11 / -2

I live in small town NC and most everyone still wearing masks in grocery stores. It's tough to witness. Town full of losers. No fight in them.

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Randomite 4 points ago +4 / -0

If it's the workers wearing them, it's because the employers are worried about liability if their ees get sick on the job. If it's the shoppers, I'm gonna reserve judgment. I don't have any idea what illnesses/weaknesses these people might have. Need to respect that.

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theeyeshaveit 2 points ago +4 / -2

The illness is CNN, and local news produced by the same Globalist corporation that is in every other State. The weakness is listening to our Dem Gov and the rest of the Democrat politicians. There is no respecting that. Only pity.

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 2 points ago +3 / -1

They have a media virus.

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mintyfresh 8 points ago +11 / -3

because it's not a .gif

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ArdentGrasshopper 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is such an existential resolution! Thumbs up.

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Rooster-J-Cogburn [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah I jacked it up.

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is one of my favorite gifs from one of my favorite movies, it almost always fails to send via text.

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lord_nougat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Because you touch yourself.

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CQVFEFE 7 points ago +7 / -0

YOU ARE PERMITTED TO GO TO RESTAURANTS

YOU JUST HAVE TO WEAR A MASK SO YOU CAN'T EAT, THAT'S ALL

SAFE SMART REOPENING!!

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Trumpocrat 7 points ago +7 / -0

Went to eat at a restaurant in Huntington Beach tonight. No masks except for workers. Main St was packed. Refreshing to see.

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Deplora 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think the pandemic officially ended when the riots began.

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terrapin1234 6 points ago +7 / -1

Everywhere I go I try to ratio the amount of maskers to non-maskers. The less I see the more I know this riducousness is coming to an end.

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slrpnls 5 points ago +5 / -0

Must be nice. My state has no set date for reopening and all the little Eichmans are out policing their fellow citizens.

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Rooster-J-Cogburn [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

I feel for you Pedes in blue states.

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DippedBeef 5 points ago +5 / -0

99% no masks in bars and restaurants in the liberal, shit-hole suburbs of Chicago, either.

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Schiffblower 5 points ago +5 / -0

Refreshing post

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Ryoten 5 points ago +5 / -0

I love cracker barrel. I miss the campfire meals.

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AenAllAin 4 points ago +4 / -0

and guess what? they are all fine? ...ever think you might have been duped?

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Phillysmackdown 4 points ago +4 / -0

I went to 5 guys tonight and picked up some food. 14 people in the store ordering and not one mask. All 6 employees were wearing masks. Can you believe all of us customers social distanced? I did see some Karens in their car waiting for curbside delivery and both were wearing their masks like good sheep

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CorrectTheReeeecord 3 points ago +3 / -0

taking your mask on and off while you eat defeats the purpose all together

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UsernameKeksOut 3 points ago +3 / -0

Also getting a breakfast dinner with that sweet applewood bacon and complimentary biscuits and gravy is pretty solid too. My people

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trumpcard7 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm so jealous! The clowns here are all driving alone with their masks on, I got yelled at in the store yesterday for not wearing one...

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MichaelGioIreland 2 points ago +2 / -0

My city has given up on masks. Now, people look at you weird if you are wearing one. It's out of season

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Damaged_Dirk 2 points ago +2 / -0

In my area all the people wearing masks look just like the people I would imagine would wear a mask.

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ChrisSuperDude 2 points ago +3 / -1

Cracker Barrel is my favorite sit down restaurant, before all the stay at home orders went into effect I made sure to eat it one last time the night before and as soon as they open their doors, I'll be there bright and early ready to eat my usual country fried steak and leave a MASSIVE tip to my waitress, bus boy, hostess, manager, and guy behind the counter. It's gonna be especially nice to not wear the mask.

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Binski 2 points ago +2 / -0

I live in Michigan and the last breakfast I had in a restaurant in Michigan was a Cracker Barrel over a couple months ago. I had to go to work in Indiana last week and the only dine in breakfast restaurant was Perkins and others while Cracker Barrel was take out only.

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UTPatriot 2 points ago +3 / -1

Gif isnt working. But yup.

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mintyfresh 0 points ago +2 / -2

It's a newfangled thing called a .png. ; - )

Portable Network Graphics (PNG) was developed as an improved, non-patented replacement for Graphics Interchange Format (GIF).

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm all about the Linux masterrace, but the darn thing doesn't nod.

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mintyfresh 1 point ago +2 / -1

Agreed. It was done to get around the UniSys patent claims on .gif.

🤣 master race?

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gamer meme. Xbox and PlayStation fight while PC go brrrrrr.

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UTPatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

You dont need to see it move to know where it's going. Not sure why you got downvoted.

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mintyfresh 1 point ago +1 / -0

I guess they all look the same. 🤣

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KeyboardWarrior 2 points ago +3 / -1

I like this.

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IslamIsEvil 2 points ago +2 / -0

How would you eat with a mask on anyway?

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RockyMin 1 point ago +2 / -1

Yeah, this. There is literally no point to requiring restaurant patrons to wear masks. Employees, sure. Because they are close to the food.

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Rooster-J-Cogburn [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I had the French toast breakfast. My old faithful was the chicken fried chicken but they took it off the menu.

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is that the same as country fried?

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Rooster-J-Cogburn [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pretty much, It's a flattened chicken breast that breaded like a county fried steak.

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the_todd 1 point ago +1 / -0

excellent

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mrgreencard 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s exactly my reaction when I left my garage door open overnight and nothing was missing in the morning

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lord_nougat 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's kind of hard to eat with a mask on... unless you have this mask!

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flyover_deplorable 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hijacking thread.....Can someone help me understand how to post a gif? We all know this one but it looks like op had issue I had when uploading a gif.

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AmericaFirstMAGA88 1 point ago +1 / -0

Based and freedom-pilled

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SoldierofKek 1 point ago +1 / -0

Isnt be supposed to nod?

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Rooster-J-Cogburn [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah I'm a tard and jacked it up.

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AmishTrump -11 points ago +3 / -14

Why be against masks? The science right now is inconclusive. But, the inconvenience of wearing a mask is so minimal I don’t understand why some of you guys are so against it.

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Rooster-J-Cogburn [S] 11 points ago +12 / -1

1st. They don't work. 2nd. It's for "muh feelings" 3rd. I refuse to participate in nonsense

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 5 points ago +5 / -0

Great answer!

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AmishTrump -8 points ago +2 / -10

The first point isn't correct as far as we know though. The evidence is inconclusive either way. Some studies say it works, some don't

It's not about 'muh feelings' its about protecting others if you are infectious.

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mharr1s 6 points ago +8 / -2

Deport this stupid mother fucker. Look at his post, this guy is a shill.

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 4 points ago +4 / -0

Immune systems don't work in sterile environments and I'm not wearing a mask to protect you. Matter of fact, fuck you.

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MAGAlikethis 8 points ago +8 / -0

Because unless you're over 65, it's 100% pure virtue signalling.

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's unhealthy. Keep wearing yours tho.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 6 points ago +6 / -0

Freedom.

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mharr1s 5 points ago +5 / -0

You still haven't figured out at this point that the virus is a joke? The fuck is wrong with you