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handpeople 31 points ago +32 / -1

We got this.

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Harambe 26 points ago +29 / -3

Bet you didn't start stacking food till the Corona-Chan, too. Fucks sake

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AsapBobandi 15 points ago +15 / -0

You and Alex Jones lol

https://youtu.be/o5EKuIus-oE

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American-Patriot 10 points ago +10 / -0

"I'll hang them up, chop their asses up and eat them!"

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AsapBobandi 11 points ago +11 / -0

Chop chop chop chop! Song of the summer 2020

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snuggs316 9 points ago +9 / -0

that's a lot of soy and salt...and they do say, "you are what you eat...."

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Thedaythe_redditdied 4 points ago +4 / -0

All that soy spoils the meat.

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Tbaron 21 points ago +22 / -1

This will be the shortest civil war ever...the Leftist Progressives vs the heavily armed patriot defense militia. My money is on the Patriots.

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LaymanLeathers 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yall I'll be selling wallets in a couple weeks for when the dust settles and we all gotta rebuild the economy 😂😂😂 yall gonna have to put your gold backed benjamins somewhere

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MasterChef 5 points ago +5 / -0

I would be really happy if we went back to cash backed by anything. Better yet we could follow the law https://constitution.congress.gov/browse/article-1/section-10/ and use precious metal as currency

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trumpcard7 2 points ago +2 / -0

No need to go to war with fellow citizens, leftists won't even fight, they'll hide in their mom's basement crying and eating chicken tendies. All people would need to do is arrest the liars in power, politicians/media personalities. No lefty is gonna lay their life on the line to protect Pelosi or Schumer.

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TychoDurandal 3 points ago +3 / -0

They aren’t “fellow” anything. We live in an empire, not a nation. Leftists are competing for supremacy.

Fuck them all to death.

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jgardner 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't know. They have Twitter and Facebook.

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Trumpdup4prez 19 points ago +19 / -0

Yep. And they’ll al get paychecks while they do it too. Thanks for the handouts gubment.

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Wekulm 11 points ago +11 / -0

The last lashing out of a dying animal.

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DinosRFake 9 points ago +9 / -0

Well, let's see how that works out for them.

Alas we live in interesting times. Stay safe people, obey the laws. I expect this to get worse before it gets better, but I do hope these retards calm the fuck down. For their own sake.

GE is on the case, all will be well.

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Thingthing22 6 points ago +6 / -0

Funny how small their guns are.

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Censorddit 4 points ago +4 / -0

Never stop an enemy from making a mistake

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Escrowguy432 4 points ago +4 / -0

^^This! Get something with a larger caliber, say 5.56 for a long Gun, but I'd recommend also getting something in 9mm or even 22lr, because the ammo is cheap for LOTS of rounds. Save the big brass for when they're needed, but you'll have lots of rounds for practice and suppressive fire if needed.

Be safe, and keep your head on a swivel. Teach your children proper firearm handling and maintenance. Start them young on effective tactics and the art of war. It will serve them well in all aspects of life, even if they are lucky enough to never see combat.

I've never been so thankful to live in small town rural USA!

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Thedaythe_redditdied 2 points ago +2 / -0

Better late than never. Now learn how to use it properly and practice practice practice. You need to be proficient with it.

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jgardner 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wish they weren't so pathetic. If we started shooting them the average IQ would rise sharply.

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remember1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just now?

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CakeStryder 1 point ago +1 / -0

No it hasn't. They're destroying their own shit; doing what would be our job for us.

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Censorddit 1 point ago +1 / -0

This will end well.

Buckle the knuckles. Remember they're only hurting themselves.

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CoyoteTan 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you need help picking one out let us know. A rifle in 5.56mm that takes Stanag Magazines like the AR15, FiteLite SCR, Keltec SU16, KelTec RFB, Robinson XCR, FN Scar 16s, etc Would be ideal.