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Know the difference bigot (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by spez3 ago by spez3 +2592 / -0
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OGpsywar 54 points ago +54 / -0

It seemed like people were definitely leaving the stores with their desired items.

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barwhack 27 points ago +27 / -0

In our potential upcoming people's republic, the new facial recognition technology will allow rioters to pay for their products, as they burn down the establishment…

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Fredo_Cuomo 17 points ago +18 / -1

Hope Target can cash in on their new reverse lay away policy. They're always so inspirational with inclusive ideas like co-sex bathrooms

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Qualityproduct 10 points ago +10 / -0

If it's in a bag, surely they have a receipt . How else they get the bag?

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes. Everyone seemed to have no problem finding what they were looking for.

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Jeffs42885 28 points ago +28 / -0

****UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA

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Fredo_Cuomo 14 points ago +15 / -1

PLEASE WAIT FOR ASSISTANCE

HELP... I'M DYI...............................

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WU_HAN_FRU 7 points ago +7 / -0

Try our EXTRA BIGASS FRIES! now with more molecules.

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NormaJeanRocks 6 points ago +6 / -0

I've always wanted to do this too, but wont because I'm not a piece of shit using a dead man as an excuse to steal shit.

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Fredo_Cuomo 20 points ago +21 / -1

He was jus joggin with hammers - it's the latest fad bigot

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ChrisSuperDude 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hammers, and Timberland Boots. And have you jogged through that construction site yet?

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TrumpLovesPussy 11 points ago +11 / -0

nah the hammer was backwards

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quarantinedeeznutz 7 points ago +8 / -1

Lol I didn't even notice that. Who doesn't know how to swing a fucking hammer?

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IncredibleMrE1 18 points ago +18 / -0

The average somalian has an IQ of 68, so there you go.

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bukkake 9 points ago +9 / -0

I laughed way harder than I'd like to admit...

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quarantinedeeznutz 3 points ago +4 / -1

I see what you're getting at, but no one really taught me. It's just common sense

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TheDespotofCartoons 5 points ago +5 / -0

Probably the same guy who figured leaving the house without a shirt was a good idea. I mean, come on! This is Minnesota, land of 10,000 lakes and 10,000,000,000,000 mosquitoes.

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jive-ass-turkey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fun fact, guys like this don't start out shirtless.

They do it so they are less identifiable either right before, or the smarter ones right after, committing a crime.

Far easier to deny identity when shirtless than when wearing an easily identifiable shirt on low-res security camera footage.

You see some guy "peel their tarp" for no discernible reason, they are either about to start a fight or commit a crime, IME.

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Sigma 4 points ago +4 / -0

People who grow up without a father.

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DNCwillbeTrumped 3 points ago +3 / -0

A guy who has never had a job

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