In our potential upcoming people's republic, the new facial recognition technology will allow rioters to pay for their products, as they burn down the establishment…
Probably the same guy who figured leaving the house without a shirt was a good idea. I mean, come on! This is Minnesota, land of 10,000 lakes and 10,000,000,000,000 mosquitoes.
It seemed like people were definitely leaving the stores with their desired items.
In our potential upcoming people's republic, the new facial recognition technology will allow rioters to pay for their products, as they burn down the establishment…
Hope Target can cash in on their new reverse lay away policy. They're always so inspirational with inclusive ideas like co-sex bathrooms
If it's in a bag, surely they have a receipt . How else they get the bag?
Yes. Everyone seemed to have no problem finding what they were looking for.
****UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA
PLEASE WAIT FOR ASSISTANCE
HELP... I'M DYI...............................
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I've always wanted to do this too, but wont because I'm not a piece of shit using a dead man as an excuse to steal shit.
He was jus joggin with hammers - it's the latest fad bigot
Hammers, and Timberland Boots. And have you jogged through that construction site yet?
nah the hammer was backwards
Lol I didn't even notice that. Who doesn't know how to swing a fucking hammer?
The average somalian has an IQ of 68, so there you go.
I laughed way harder than I'd like to admit...
I see what you're getting at, but no one really taught me. It's just common sense
Probably the same guy who figured leaving the house without a shirt was a good idea. I mean, come on! This is Minnesota, land of 10,000 lakes and 10,000,000,000,000 mosquitoes.
Fun fact, guys like this don't start out shirtless.
They do it so they are less identifiable either right before, or the smarter ones right after, committing a crime.
Far easier to deny identity when shirtless than when wearing an easily identifiable shirt on low-res security camera footage.
You see some guy "peel their tarp" for no discernible reason, they are either about to start a fight or commit a crime, IME.
People who grow up without a father.
A guy who has never had a job