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flclfanman 15 points ago +16 / -1

According to police scanner chatter, rioters are breaking into the Microsoft store in Portland with a chainsaw...

this shit is getting WILD!

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Throwawaycuzmeh 2 points ago +3 / -1

We had a dude with a chainsaw first night in Minnesota. He was slashing a fallen traffic light and holding the chainsaw over his head like Texas chainsaw massacre.

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AutumnCrystal7777777 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's ok(laughs in shaedenfreude)

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SpaceRussian 11 points ago +11 / -0

Who brings a chainsaw to a riot?

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xxnamexx530 7 points ago +7 / -0

i hope they slip and lose a dick

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rooftoptendie 4 points ago +4 / -0

better go for the thumb. chances are they already have a cut off dick anyway.