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Fredo_Cuomo 200 points ago +202 / -2

YOU AIN'T BLACK

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Not_Even_a_Dentist 94 points ago +95 / -1

Look Fat, you ain't black, jack. Let's go behind the gym and do pushups while the cockroaches rub my leg hairs in the pool. It's no malarkey, corn pop, ya dig the thing, you know, the thing?

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DJTrumpMAGA 24 points ago +24 / -0

I love these replies.

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DL535 6 points ago +6 / -0

We need a Biden-bot.

No matter what you say it replies in random Bidenese word salad.

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Sumarongi 2 points ago +2 / -0

That excites me as much a child running their hands up and down my hairy legs making the hair stand up, which glistens in the sunlight

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DJTrumpMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would love that so much. Just take random Dem talking points and start and stop them mid-stream and include all of the "Bidenisms" like look fat, etc.

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Oda_nicullah 13 points ago +13 / -0

We’re not in Vermont, we’re in New Hampshire...and It’s not chuck it’s Chris

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slaphappy2 9 points ago +9 / -0

COME ON MAN !!! That's a fact, Jack. Whppersnack !

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Captainzoomer 5 points ago +5 / -0

YOU LYING DOG FACED PONY SOLDIER!

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slaphappy2 6 points ago +6 / -0

Romney put y'all in chains again ! Get me a damn ice cream in 7-11 right now, too many goddamn Indians in there ! Running with some bad dudes !

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sun_wolf 9 points ago +9 / -0

Joe Biden apologized to that black guy for calling him Corn Pop, and how that wasn’t right, and how it was racist of Joe Biden to refer to a black man as a brand of cereal instead of by his Christian name, but then when he tells the story, he completely invalidates not only his apology, but the entire moral of the story, by continuing to refer to a black man as a brand of cereal.

Oh and totally off-topic but did anyone else hear Jesse Waters call Elizabeth Warren a “race thief” the other night on The Five. Nice work, Jesse! That is some powerful ammo bud!

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