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JimmyNelson 56 points ago +56 / -0

Let me clarify, they better pray they don't knock on my door. I will let God sort'em out.

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KeyboardWarrior 27 points ago +27 / -0

Just bought ton of extra ammunition.

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KeyboardWarrior 23 points ago +23 / -0

Am I the only one who's found themselves sleeping with their rifle more and more since Corona started?

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Licensetomeme 13 points ago +13 / -0

Not me. I can't legally own one. I've got a tactical combat moose, though.

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augustinius 7 points ago +7 / -0

dude those new TCMs absolutely wreck.

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Licensetomeme 10 points ago +10 / -0

I can see why they’d be outlawed down South. Not even the second amendment allows for an all terrain TCM equipped with a pair of ocular sensors, sound navigation and range finder, and dual mounted tactical assault antlers charging at you at the speed of moose. How else do you think we torched the White House? Only grimace is how damaging moose farts are for the environment, but with a simple lighter, that weakness can be turned into a strength.

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ronburgandy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Got it loaded and ready to rock 3 feet from my bed.

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The_Bloofy_Bullshark 4 points ago +4 / -0

My wife and I have always kept our home defense tools right next to our sides of the bed. I keep my AR ahem... pistol... 6” from where I sleep. Always well within arms reach. For me, it’s always been a holdover from my Army days, and I feel much more comfortable knowing it’s always ready.

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VetforTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've always kept 3 or 4 guns within reach in my house. I haven answered a door without one for twenty years.