I can see why they’d be outlawed down South. Not even the second amendment allows for an all terrain TCM equipped with a pair of ocular sensors, sound navigation and range finder, and dual mounted tactical assault antlers charging at you at the speed of moose. How else do you think we torched the White House? Only grimace is how damaging moose farts are for the environment, but with a simple lighter, that weakness can be turned into a strength.
That's exactly correct -- the moose fart is an added bonus. Add a few fairly cheap aftermarket parts to literally any model of TCM and suddenly you're the owner of a TCM-mounted flamethrower.
It was originally dubbed mooseturd gas, but was renamed as a result of potential Geneva Convention violations. I’m not saying Canada possesses chemical weapons, but if we did.....
Not me. I can't legally own one. I've got a tactical combat moose, though.
dude those new TCMs absolutely wreck.
I can see why they’d be outlawed down South. Not even the second amendment allows for an all terrain TCM equipped with a pair of ocular sensors, sound navigation and range finder, and dual mounted tactical assault antlers charging at you at the speed of moose. How else do you think we torched the White House? Only grimace is how damaging moose farts are for the environment, but with a simple lighter, that weakness can be turned into a strength.
That's exactly correct -- the moose fart is an added bonus. Add a few fairly cheap aftermarket parts to literally any model of TCM and suddenly you're the owner of a TCM-mounted flamethrower.
It was originally dubbed mooseturd gas, but was renamed as a result of potential Geneva Convention violations. I’m not saying Canada possesses chemical weapons, but if we did.....