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FuckuSpez 27 points ago +29 / -2

Dual wielding wizards.

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grenades_and_ham 136 points ago +136 / -0

First there was roof top Koreans, today I present Italian Bakers.

"Take the gun, leave the cannolis."

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grenades_and_ham 19 points ago +19 / -0

Now if we can find some based Peloponnesians wielding gyros my day would be complete.

Cheeburger, cheeburger, pepsi, pepsi, pepsi.

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StabbingRobotRoberto 1 point ago +1 / -0

NO FRIES, ONLY CHEEPS!!!

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Destineed369 1 point ago +1 / -0

Freedom fries bro.

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ShmellyTunaMelt1 9 points ago +9 / -0

Pasta La Vista Motherfucker!

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rauschman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Okay, actually laughed out loud at this one!

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ilovebooks3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Excellent cleverie.loved that quote btw

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tokenninja 58 points ago +58 / -0

There may be something to this 2A thing after all. Question is why no one else did this? Hopefully the other businesses have learnt their lesson. If they don’t - then they are libs and basically fuck them and their businesses.

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KangarooCommie 33 points ago +35 / -2

Too bad guns are basically banned in most of these cities

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Cowpie 6 points ago +8 / -2

That's a good point. Haven't gotten much if any income for two months. Let it burn, collect the insurance. Pack up and move the hell out the city. I just hope these insurance companies don't find some out about riots aren't covered and don't pay out.

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Tardigrade 3 points ago +4 / -1

What do you mean "dont find out"? They write the policies...

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kittydoses 6 points ago +9 / -3

Insurance never pays out.

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residue69 12 points ago +12 / -0

I'll bet there's a lot of people just discovering the "civil unrest" exemption clause in their insurance policies today.

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ImFinallyNotAnAlt 1 point ago +2 / -1

Insurance is a scam. Change my mind.

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Tardigrade 1 point ago +5 / -4

What an idiotic and uninformed statement.

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Former_RM2 5 points ago +6 / -1

Lois Rossman had a catastrophic business insurance policy that would pay out if his business was shut down for an extended period...or so he thought.

Along comes Hurricane Sandy. The flooding knocks out power to his business for a few days because it flooded one of the substations, or NYC power plants or something. He makes a claim and the insurer tells him to go pound sand because they claim the shutdown was due to flooding, of which his policy didn't cover. His business was never flooded, just lost power. He could have challenged it, but he would have been compelled by the contract to use an arbiter of their choice. We know what happens next, don't we.

Now tell me, what are the odds that if Rossman had flood insurance with a different company, they would have shot him down on the grounds that his business was not actually flooded?

Yeah, insurers pay sometimes, but if they can find a way to get out of their contract, they'll do it.

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fdagasfd 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'd argue it's largely cultural. Many people (especially in lefty areas) are essentially taught that guns are evil and dangerous all their lives. I'd imagine the average business in a lefty area doesn't own guns and is scared of them.

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Luty 11 points ago +11 / -0

It's still risky when you're dealing with swarms of "people." These coward rioters throw shit from behind a crowd. Terrorist tactics, hiding among civilians.

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Ballind 4 points ago +5 / -1

Shoot through em. They're aiding an attempted murder and just as responsible

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Reborned20 23 points ago +24 / -1

Hope you have enough ammo.

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 4 points ago +4 / -0

"That little guy? Don't worry about that little guy"

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kittydoses 3 points ago +3 / -0

sgammo.com for under a thousand you can get an sks and enough rounds to stop any mob

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PraiseBeToScience 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's why you need a very fast trigger, so you can slot as many of them as possible while they still pose a threat. Gotta get them before they turn and run.

If this keeps up I'm guessing a bunch of bump stocks are suddenly going to materialize.

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Gunslinger_Rex 12 points ago +12 / -0

Rioting is fun until your buddies' brains are sprayed all over your face, then morale goes out the window. One well placed bullet will probably dissuade a crowd of rioters.

But don't take that chance. Roll with lots of ammo and body armor.

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justwanderful 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth." - Mike Tyson

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FreeNow 15 points ago +15 / -0

The guys from Little Italy have been dealing with this since the 60s. They know what to do.

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fdagasfd 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was gonna say these guys are definitely earning that protection money!

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TheGhostOfSethRich 15 points ago +15 / -0

An armed society something something

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creed 13 points ago +13 / -0

If it were London they would have to sit and watch. And then get fined by the government because a rioter cut themselves on glass in their store.

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MikesBigJockstrap 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oi ya got a loicense for dat sharp glass

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Konsaki 8 points ago +8 / -0

When you're surrounded on all sides, it's called an 'Advancing Retreat', good sir.

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Slapstick86 4 points ago +4 / -0

We need to start being more like antifa in some aspects. Like protesting outside of the prosecutor and arresting officers homes. 2A is very clear and these states are infringing on it.

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VetforTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sure, right after I run out of bullets.

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slaphappy2 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lesson learned : You can steal Popeye's Fried Chicken, but don't fuck with Tira Mi Su, Rainbow Cookies, Eclairs and especially not NAPOLEANS !!!!!

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cajun_robear 6 points ago +6 / -0

You'd think that this would be the first place the cops would protect/

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AnywayAnyhowAnywhere 1 point ago +1 / -0

Except most likely the cops were ordered to stand down.

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COCOMOJOE 5 points ago +5 / -0

I have eaten lunch there before. Its really good i recommend you drop in if your ever around there.

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PosterIsDead 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Bensonhurst section of Brooklyn was the safest neighborhood in America in the 70's because of guys like this.

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mrgreencard 3 points ago +3 / -0

“Luigi, get the rifle out. We’re being fucked”

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ScottyGunn 3 points ago +3 / -0

I hear " Help wanted, apply within" signs also works.

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spezisthedevil 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hey! You no take-a my cannolis!

BASED AF!

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TGNX 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's so weird. I wonder how they managed it?

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VetforTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Murica...

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DeusVultIntensifies 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pizza, donuts and lead are on the menu. Choose carefully.

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ShmellyTunaMelt1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Then why would the Government want to take our guns?

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Pepe.was.his.namooo 2 points ago +2 / -0

must be magic.

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GottliebPins 2 points ago +2 / -0

Whata we have here Joey? Looks like we got some snot nose punks who think they can just waltz in here and bust up the joint. We'll see about that.

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ohiopede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Corbo's goes way back generations. This isn't their first rodeo. They remained safe.

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sir_rockness 1 point ago +1 / -0

From what I understand it hurts to get shot with hundreds of hot bbs

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eternal_dance 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait, I don't get it, what was the trick? Why would the protesters just walk away?

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TrumpRocks 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mean, do you really want the mafia looking for you just because you wanted to smash a window?

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OstrichesAreAwesome 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think they did smash the Windows of this place. Will look for a source on th at though.

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BoughtByBloomberg 1 point ago +1 / -0

We're the Mario Brothers! And these are our guns! Wanna trash some windows? Eat that spicy lead son!

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Stumpycake 1 point ago +1 / -0

What magic wand do they have?

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MAGA_____bitches 1 point ago +1 / -0

Today's Special... Eggplant

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SteveRogers42 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oof!