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holytrpbatman 11 points ago +11 / -0

Now that's turning lemons into lemonade!

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MuhammadWuzPedophile 4 points ago +4 / -0

"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give MuhamadWuzPedophile lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

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shadypollster 3 points ago +3 / -0

And they say capitalism has failed!