(1) The President may employ the armed forces, including the National Guard in Federal service, to -
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(A) restore public order and enforce the laws of the United States when, as a result of a natural disaster, epidemic, or other serious public health emergency, terrorist attack or incident, or other condition in any State or possession of the United States, the President determines that
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(i) domestic violence has occurred to such an extent that the constituted authorities of the State or possession are incapable of maintaining public order; and
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(ii) such violence results in a condition described in paragraph (2); or
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(B) suppress, in a State, any insurrection, domestic violence, unlawful combination, or conspiracy if such insurrection, violation, combination, or conspiracy results in a condition described in paragraph (2).
(2) A condition described in this paragraph is a condition that–
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(A) so hinders the execution of the laws of a State or possession, as applicable, and of the United States within that State or possession, that any part or class of its people is deprived of a right, privilege, immunity, or protection named in the Constitution and secured by law, and the constituted authorities of that State or possession are unable, fail, or refuse to protect that right, privilege, or immunity, or to give that protection; or
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(B) opposes or obstructs the execution of the laws of the United States or impedes the course of justice under those laws.
In AZ we have a Grand Canyon that can feed a lot of buzzards and condors from all the meat thrown in. Big enough for all of Antifa.
We can name the dropoff 'Anita leap'. Even has a railway depot for transporting all the convicted. I call it 'The Grand Plan'.
It'd save a lot of money - be fast - and keep death row clear for regular criminals.
Nothing unusual or cruel about gravity. It's quite common in fact. Be a nice draw for the tourists too. We need to start thinking about cost and returns at this point when doing pest-control. Be creative.
In Rome they threw traitors off the Tarpeian Rock, so we've got precedent on our side. And fat buzzards!
Lizards would love it too. Very eco friendly. Plus when you're talking massive amounts letting nature take it course is far better and requires less energy than traditional cremations or burials. Several nations and cultures still leave their dead to nature and the animals.
Nothing cruel about it. Quite natural in fact. And liberals are big on the natural approach. Win-win.
(disclaimer - I've got a business starting up to handle the departed so I may come off a bit dark - after dark. I'm never offended by people who will be future customers. People who I like the least I'm always happy to cheerfully say 'see you soon')
100% biodegradable
Well, I'm sold.
kudos on the late night sticky btw
I was hoping they would all get free helicopter rides, but you are right, the "Grand Plan" is far cheaper than helicopters, pilots and fuel. And the left would appreciate that it is far more environmental friendly!