“Let’s be crystal clear” (Before saying the murkiest, most ambiguous swamp monster comment.)
“Full stop. Period.” (That’s how you know their opinion is super-duper strong and more important than your own. If you’re hit with this, just know that strength of argument is directly proportional to emotion imparted.)
“Not a good look!” (The tell that xir likes to sniff xir’s own farts.)
“REEEEEEEE” (You done lost the argument homeslice. ALL CAPS is a K/O to any opponent.)
You forgot to add the “Full stop” at the end. That’s how you know shit is full on clown world.
“Let’s be crystal clear” (Before saying the murkiest, most ambiguous swamp monster comment.)
“Full stop. Period.” (That’s how you know their opinion is super-duper strong and more important than your own. If you’re hit with this, just know that strength of argument is directly proportional to emotion imparted.)
“Not a good look!” (The tell that xir likes to sniff xir’s own farts.)
“REEEEEEEE” (You done lost the argument homeslice. ALL CAPS is a K/O to any opponent.)
*Full stop" is British for period, telegraph speak.
Pretentious Americans use it so you'll know they get their opinions from The Guardian
Bonus points if they say "Brilliant!" and look around to see if anyone noticed.
I think "full cuck" would be more accurate though.