Man, I remember it like it was just yesterday. It was an entirely different era back in the olden days, you spoiled brats nowadays don't know how easy you have it because of our sacrifices. Congregating in large groups without wearing masks feels natural to you, and you've probably never had to shop in a single file line, maintaining six feet or more of "social distancing" at all times.
You're probably laughing and thinking it was a weird fashion trend, but back then we were legitimately terrified of this terrible new supervirus going around and killing everyone who breathed. Everyone was going to die, just making eye contact could spread it, and nobody was safe. It was totally different. Voting places were getting shut down, nobody could go to church anymore, we bartered with individual sheets of toilet paper like they were gold bullion, and the biggest scandals to rock us were which politicians and journalists were taking off their mandatory masks the moment they thought they were off camera.
Oh sure, it was a pleasant and timely distraction from the shocking discovery that our former "scandal-free" president was an anti-American traitor who spied on and intentionally tried to sabotage our current president, plus a whole bunch of malarkey about the government unmasking private citizens and deep state agents trying to set up this whole fake Russian thing, but really, you should just look at the media from back then.
Go ahead, check the '20s news on the computer or whatever younguns use these days. Everyone was TERRIFIED. TERRIFIED. TERRIFIED of this short-lived, 2 week one-and-done virus with a <0.2% mortality rate that had no readily available treatment to drive those numbers even lower, especially not one that had been tested, approved, and already in use for over 40 years. It was going to be the end of days, all nations swept asunder by the blazing Kung Flu like the herald Pestilence on his pale horse, a global pandemic stoked to hysteria that not even George Orwell could match.
And we ended up just fine. Hardly anyone even remembers the Wu Achoo now.
So yeah, yeah, you tell me about your silly little organized race riots in the street and how this is the end of the world. If you had lived through the 20s, or if you studied history just a little bit you'd understand that this boohockey is just that.
Man, I remember it like it was just yesterday. It was an entirely different era back in the olden days, you spoiled brats nowadays don't know how easy you have it because of our sacrifices. Congregating in large groups without wearing masks feels natural to you, and you've probably never had to shop in a single file line, maintaining six feet or more of "social distancing" at all times.
You're probably laughing and thinking it was a weird fashion trend, but back then we were legitimately terrified of this terrible new supervirus going around and killing everyone who breathed. Everyone was going to die, just making eye contact could spread it, and nobody was safe. It was totally different. Voting places were getting shut down, nobody could go to church anymore, we bartered with individual sheets of toilet paper like they were gold bullion, and the biggest scandals to rock us were which politicians and journalists were taking off their mandatory masks the moment they thought they were off camera.
Oh sure, it was a pleasant and timely distraction from the shocking discovery that our former "scandal-free" president was an anti-American traitor who spied on and intentionally tried to sabotage our current president, plus a whole bunch of malarkey about the government unmasking private citizens and deep state agents trying to set up this whole fake Russian thing, but really, you should just look at the media from back then.
Go ahead, check the '20s news on the computer or whatever younguns use these days. Everyone was TERRIFIED. TERRIFIED. TERRIFIED of this short-lived, 2 week one-and-done virus with a <0.2% mortality rate that had no readily available treatment to drive those numbers even lower, especially not one that had been tested, approved, and already in use for over 40 years. It was going to be the end of days, all nations swept asunder by the blazing Kung Flu like the herald Pestilence on his pale horse, a global pandemic stoked to hysteria that not even George Orwell could match.
And we ended up just fine. Hardly anyone even remembers the Wu Achoo now.
So yeah, yeah, you tell me about your silly little organized race riots in the street and how this is the end of the world. If you had lived through the 20s, or if you studied history just a little bit you'd understand that this boohockey is just that.
I 'member when we died of net neutrality and then died again of tax cuts...
God bless you for your sacrifice. I almost died when when North Korea started WWIII, but I managed to get my family to illegally immigrate to Canada just in time. It's sad how few made that treacherous journey, I remember planning it out with hundreds upon hundreds of celebrities and social influencers, but by the time I got up there I was the only one left.
how did you survive iran starting world war 4?
Oh, that was simple.
I just went and died in WW5 against the Chinese before the Iranians could even get organized.
this needs to be a viral copy pasta
Stealing this to copy pasta
Paste me like one of your Chinese patent girls.