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terri1143 338 points ago +341 / -3

You're too white to be on their side

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agile_a 222 points ago +223 / -1

thats the monster u created lmaoo

its not about "on your side" to them. if youre white youre the enemy.

when will people realize thi

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Keiichi81 170 points ago +170 / -0

At the precise moment they are pushed up against a wall and feel the hammer coming down on them, and not a second sooner.

There were "true believers" that got sent to the gulags by Stalin and believed with all their heart that it was all just a tragic accident, and that Stalin would realize the error and rescue them, right up to the day they died.

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Long_time_lurker 95 points ago +96 / -1

There was a lady shouting "How is this free? How is this equal?" to the Khmer Rouge right before they killed her and ate her liver, so yeah...

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FutureMan 55 points ago +55 / -0

All the stupid cucks begging to disarm us are the first ones going to be screaming that as they get shot in the back of the head.

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NorthAfricanViolet 57 points ago +57 / -0

Revolutionaries, by their very nature, are the sorts of people who, when discontent with a system will try to change it... Which is why, invariably, they are the first people up against the wall once the revolution has succeeded.

Those who used the "useful idiots" to get into power want their new system to be stable, and you can't have stability if the people who are willing to tear everything down, set it on fire, and piss on it, still have a voice.

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b00nis 38 points ago +38 / -0

I plan on telling my kids someday that the system isn't perfect. In fact, it's all pretty fucked up BUT nobody and I mean NOBODY has built something greater than America. People will try to tell you otherwise, but most people are full of shit. Not me though, I just had my second poop.

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King6of6the6retards 14 points ago +15 / -1

Two terms, two poops!

Not related:

The other day I was taking a poop and my neighbor (half mile over) came knocking on my door. I yelled ""I'm poopin.'" Guess he heard "it's open" and came on in. We started talking about our mutual fence, he turned the corner, poor bastard, to see me taking a shit with the door open.

Good times.

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Ingeniousskull 2 points ago +3 / -1

I can name 3, no bullshit.

God created the world.

Solomon built the temple.

Jesus created the church.

Also, as glorious as the liberty and fortitude of 'greatest generation' America was, later generations (boomers included) are soft and degenerate. Hopefully these hard times make for hard men, because if Patriots don't defend law and order then the greatest political experiment in human history would be for naught.

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VivaElEmperadorDios 6 points ago +6 / -0

The useful idiots are, after all, idiots. Once the revolution is complete, their use is depleted.

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Basedimmigrant 3 points ago +3 / -0

Even then some of the liberal morons will say “I am glad I am dying to pay for the sins of my ancestors”

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Ehi_Passika 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is this from Solzhenitsyn?

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Imransgarage 87 points ago +88 / -1

Here's a red pill through your window.

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kag-2020- 52 points ago +52 / -0

Too bad he's so cucked he refuses to take it.

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Imransgarage 27 points ago +28 / -1

Nothing's set in stone - the future is what we make it. DJT

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MagnanimousDonkey 6 points ago +6 / -0

No fate but what we make. Miles DYSON. She's gonna blow him awAAYYY!

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behemoth887 4 points ago +4 / -0

ya terminator 2 the last terminator movie ever made and there wasn't any other terminator movies. what a great movie.

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honeymussie 7 points ago +7 / -0

One of the commenters memed it

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 3 points ago +3 / -0

KEK!

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iaredave 2 points ago +2 / -0

I counted several pills.

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VivaElEmperadorDios 1 point ago +1 / -0

There has to be a meme for this soon. If I were better at animation or video I would.

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ErinCinderella 49 points ago +50 / -1

When will black America dust off their work boots and realize America truly is the land of opportunity?

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Canadian-Bacon 35 points ago +35 / -0

When they stop behaving like crabs in a bucket.

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americathegr888 16 points ago +16 / -0

Judging by the countries they create on their own... never.

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memechallenger33 4 points ago +4 / -0

Most of them do believe this. It's a vocal minority + their leftist overlords who are fomenting hatred, asking for reparations, insisting that black people can't improve their lives because they are being "systemically oppressed."

The overlords are very dangerous though, because they have a lot of good propaganda and mind control (and cold hard cash) to convince people to embrace fear, division, and revolution. Don't forget that it only take 3% of the population to overthrow the government. 3%.

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LostViking1985 3 points ago +3 / -0

When we abolish the welfare state

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 5 points ago +5 / -0

American flag? Attak!

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 4 points ago +4 / -0

They're all leftists to me.

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NuclearDreams 26 points ago +26 / -0

If people would read a damn history book they would know that the second victims of a revolution are always the useful idiots.

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NoSteppy1776 64 points ago +64 / -0

The image in my mind is of the Hebrews painting lamb's blood over their doors during Pharoah's plague so the angel of death would pass them over.

Except, it's not working. All these gooey white liberals going "Haha I am so pro-black, I hate the police, look, I'm literally bowing down to blacks like they're gods AH OMG WHY ARE YOU STILL SMASHING MY BUSINESS???"

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doodaddy 41 points ago +41 / -0

going to write this as well. when looking around nice neighborhoods in Seattle, this is where you'd find the "Black Lives Matter" signs. like they expect the angel of death to pass them over for that.

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lustmorden 30 points ago +31 / -1

Tim Pool talked to a business and they said that's literally why they have those signs out.

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Canadian-Bacon 13 points ago +13 / -0

That shit happened in the Soviet Union too.

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HiddenDekuScrub 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm fairly sure this is why most of the business virtue signalling of today is going on.

I hate it, but I can see it for what it is.

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KuhlooKuhlay 17 points ago +17 / -0

gooey white liberals

Just had a flashback to Homer Simpson going "Mmmmm... liberal creampuff"

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 5 points ago +5 / -0

looks at rioters and looters in my city "Mmmmmm...pistol whip"

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KuhlooKuhlay 8 points ago +8 / -0

That would be a hilarious name for a frozen whipped topping LMAO. New Zero Calorie Pistol Whip from the makers of Go Fudge Yourself.

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Shalomtoyou 2 points ago +2 / -0

They should have followed G-d's instructions with the lamb bones, instead of flashing their up-thumbs at angry Egyptians while playing with their idols.

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I_LUV_WINNING 35 points ago +35 / -0

Cis White Males need not apply, only transgendered, queer, brown skinned oppressed people of different genders and beliefs need apply. Die White Male.

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mathteach314159 15 points ago +15 / -0

Also, too inside to be on their side. If they were truly on their side, wouldn’t they be out in the street too? Because after all, if you aren’t with ‘em, you must be against ‘em.

*I bet these guys all still posted their little black square on IG today too

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iaredave 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, obvious lack of common sense here. Standing out your window with a camera giving the likely quite wound up looters outside an easy target.

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 1 point ago +1 / -0

Joggers bruh.

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goodbeerbetterviews2 163 points ago +163 / -0

Sometimes the red-pill takes the form of a red brick flying through your window.

Also, at least we know Kaepernick isn't rioting. Those bricks would have sailed over his target and hit a few stories up.

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Keiichi81 36 points ago +36 / -0

I think you're giving them too much credit if you think this will cause either of them to reevaluate their beliefs. This was clearly just a mistake. DIdn't you hear? They just didn't know that these two particular white guys were some of the good ones and were on their side. /s

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sun_wolf 9 points ago +9 / -0

They’re on their side even harder now.

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TEXinLA 32 points ago +32 / -0

Ha ha ha ha

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1200TrumpBux 19 points ago +19 / -0

What's so funny about his whole situation is he lost the job to BLAINE FUCKING GABBERT before any of his protests started. Fucking trash qb and person

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Slicer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sorry, that joke went way over my head

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MagnanimousDonkey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Michael Crabtree?

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1st_Covfefe 137 points ago +138 / -1

"I'm on your side!" - mantra of a weak little bitch.

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MuadDon 53 points ago +54 / -1

"But I posted the hashtag on snap????"....

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July041776 38 points ago +38 / -0

I was honestly expecting another rock to catch him in the face when he stuck his head out the hole.

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OneTypoComment 16 points ago +16 / -0

I was hopeful

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ClownTamer 28 points ago +28 / -0

Seriously. If someone throws multiple bricks through your window after you give them a thumbs up of support, throw the bricks right back.

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Dereliction 14 points ago +14 / -0

That might not be the best idea when a large angry mob is outside.

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MerchantMan99 11 points ago +12 / -1

That's why I use bullets.

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ConditionalFeels 2 points ago +2 / -0

Throw lead.

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ClownTamer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fair point

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DatNewbChemist 6 points ago +6 / -0

*fire a few shots right back

These rioting faggots are only being so bold and daring because they've yet to feel true retaliation. When it starts becoming more nationwide and common news that some wannabe-socialist bitch no longer has his bottom jaw after he threw tried to kill someone with a brick, I'm willing to bet the rioting will stop. There might still be whiny bitchy marches and the like, but the rioting will stop.

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iaredave 2 points ago +2 / -0

You hate to see it.

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Yolobaggins 127 points ago +127 / -0

This literally explains everything I have been feeling in 24 seconds

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Weremoose 54 points ago +54 / -0

This. Nazis began as street rioters.

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WOMP_WOMP_FAGGOT 7 points ago +9 / -2

They at least had a reason to riot given the Weimar Republic.

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DeathBattleFan123 16 points ago +16 / -0

There's never a reason to riot.

To overthrow or depose? Sure.

To riot? No.

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WOMP_WOMP_FAGGOT 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd say mother/underaged daughter prostitution brothels and trannies banging in the streets everywhere is good cause to riot.

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DeathBattleFan123 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nope. Not mother/child prostitution brothels, not tranny banging, not even state-sanctioned human sacrifice and cannibalism is a good cause to riot.

There is never a valid justification for going outside and indiscriminately lighting buildings on fire, cracking people's skulls open, and looting everything that isn't bolted down.

Fighting injustice must be targeted at the injustice. Otherwise you are just another monster.

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KRosen333 1 point ago +1 / -0

idk man, womp womp faggot is making a strong argument, just calling us monsters isn't that persuasive. theres a point where you get tired of talking.

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wubeizhi 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think you're just defining "riot" differently.

Say the Dems had a successful coup, siezed power, and enacted the fascist state they desire.

You would fight against it, but you wouldn't go out and start burning down the unrelated neighbor's house and local grocer. That's the difference between a riot and what these people are doing right now.

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sackofwisdom 2 points ago +2 / -0

On point.

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Thedaythe_redditdied 114 points ago +115 / -1

You might agree with them. But they don’t consider you an ally. More red pills being dispensed.

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FreedomAintFreeYo 43 points ago +43 / -0

No - they will probably be next in line to kiss their feet to prove how much they are really on their side. Not sure what the next step is though.

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Imransgarage 22 points ago +22 / -0

Shows what being an "ally" will get you.

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MAGAlikethis 12 points ago +12 / -0

These p̶e̶a̶c̶e̶f̶u̶l̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶t̶e̶s̶t̶e̶r̶s fags don't understand "sides". They only understand chaos.

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Erikabodereka 8 points ago +8 / -0

This is why we don't negotiate with terrorists. Stupid stupid white people will grovel at the feet of street thugs and for what? A chance to get kicked in the teeth.

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iaredave 2 points ago +2 / -0

Intimidation will change how you act. Even if you don't realize yet you are scared.

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f_bastiat 85 points ago +85 / -0

But is he really on their side? Sounds like hes not, being as they broke his windows and he didnt want that to happen. I think he needs to reevaluate his situation.

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npc8692 18 points ago +18 / -0

^^^^ this

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EpsteinDidntKillHS 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trust me. Those two "bricks" are actually two MASSIVE red pills that broke his window. He will re evaluate his beliefs soon.

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iaredave 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fur shure B

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alcowiggles 1 point ago +1 / -0

Funny but I doubt it. After the second brick, the kid was still saying "We're on your side man". They were really begging for acceptance. Tomorrow, they will go and tell people what happened and continue begging for acceptance.

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Weremoose 12 points ago +12 / -0

Insufficiently revolutionary.

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ServerTowerofBabel 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah. He wasn't being very sensitive.

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NoSteppy1776 26 points ago +26 / -0

CNN: "The mostly peaceful destruction of our corporate headquarters ... mostly peaceful, mostly peaceful ... how could Trump and Russia do this to our headquarters???"

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WEWLADSDALWEW 46 points ago +46 / -0

It’s almost like they don’t actually have one clue about what is really going on.

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I_LUV_WINNING 37 points ago +38 / -1

20 year old college kids need to literally get bashed in the face reality for it to make sense to them how the world works. They think the World should be a Utopia and everyone should get along. Sadly they will come to find out, everyone is out for themselves.

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g59thaset 13 points ago +13 / -0

Hey some of us didn't grow up silver spoon and were way better off at 20 than these chumps.

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kag-2020- 14 points ago +14 / -0

That's why you're not on video giving a thumbs up to people who smashed your window in.

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philandy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Most of the time not even then. They need to marry a gold digger or two first. Unfair alimony is a helluva pill.

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petrikor 1 point ago +1 / -0

No shit. I was about 20 when Ferguson and was borderline anarcho-capitalist. Then I grew up lol

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iaredave 2 points ago +2 / -0

Almost? It feels like these people were put on this Earth with less intelligence. How is this stupidity so widespread.

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ProphetOfKek 44 points ago +44 / -0

No, you sir are a fucking white male!!!

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smilieface 41 points ago +42 / -1

We're on your side..

Cause that has totally helped in every other white boy beat down. Stand up for yourselves you fucking pussies

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farttooterfart 36 points ago +36 / -0

“We’re on your side!” Lol

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PolarBears4Trump2020 14 points ago +14 / -0

also: "Hey! You guys wanna play beer-pong?"

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alcowiggles 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Please don't hurt us".... "We're on your side man".... "Fight the power, man"...

Gets shot:

"We're on your side man"...

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Fabius 31 points ago +31 / -0

Lol white people.

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fdagasfd 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol white global marxists.

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rubberkidney 2 points ago +2 / -0

seriously we literally won the world and then gave it all away. what a pathetic disgrace we are.

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ChuckedBeef 31 points ago +31 / -0

You may be on their side but they aren't on yours.

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GGJanitor 29 points ago +29 / -0

Like the radical feminist that marries a radical muslim, then moves to his country cause Drumph!

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CitizenPlain 8 points ago +8 / -0

A great movie for red pills btw. One of my earliest about rights in the middle east. Doubt we would see a mainstream movie like that anymore.

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 2 points ago +2 / -0

I haven't seen this one. Will check it!

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Keiichi81 11 points ago +11 / -0

"I didn't realize that becoming a jihadi's bride meant getting anally raped every day, slapped around like a slave, and expected to fulfill all the traditional feminine roles I railed against in college! I wanna go hooooome! Send the army to rescue meeeeeee!"

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sun_wolf 2 points ago +2 / -0

The problem is she didn’t know about taqiyya. Her husband swore on the Koran he would let her come back to America if she didn’t like it in the Middle East. She thought that meant something.

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PraiseBeToScience 12 points ago +13 / -1

Literally exactly how shitlibs learned to "tolerate" Muslims. They worship them because they're truly terrified by them.

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alcowiggles 1 point ago +1 / -0

They worship them because they're truly terrified by them.

Very laconic. Very true and to the point in little words. Means everything.

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Slapstick86 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is terrorism. Being forced to post messages in support because if you don't your business will be looted.

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Horton 25 points ago +25 / -0

"We're on your side"

no your not, in their eyes you have "White supremacy"

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fdagasfd 2 points ago +2 / -0

They have white skin, same difference to the rioters/media/left.

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Sea_Still 22 points ago +22 / -0

Stupid is as stupid does

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silver_future 20 points ago +20 / -0

10/10 video.

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philandy 1 point ago +1 / -0

How well does the NG and ICE get along?

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Sandman441 17 points ago +17 / -0

haha

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BlackJack1776 16 points ago +16 / -0

Maybe they missed the graffiti written warnings that "Liberals get the bullet first"?

Or maybe, "Kill Whitey" somehow didn't apply to them?

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SilverStarv5 1 point ago +1 / -0

“The simulation winks…”

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Joeret 14 points ago +14 / -0

"We're on your side."

Then why are you looting? Duh...

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Fabius 13 points ago +13 / -0

Welcome to their "side". Enjoy your stay.

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kag-2020- 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are you fucking sorry?

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SonOfABaconator 12 points ago +12 / -0

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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a_chill_bro 11 points ago +11 / -0

The useful idiot’s last words are always: “But I’m on your side.”

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darkgwalchmei 11 points ago +11 / -0

If he was really on their side, he would have broken out the other windows to show support for BLM. Windows are a sign of white privilege; he doesnt know what its like to grow up without windows.

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kevinkevin 8 points ago +8 / -0

i do. i know what it's like to grow up with windows. 1.0, 2.0, 98, Windows 2000, Me. I saw it all, man. don't tell me i don't know pain. I installed network printers on token ring.

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Chuck_Fina 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thank you for your service.

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Ebbie8708 10 points ago +11 / -1

Is it wrong that I would want someone to toss a brick at these idiots for playing beer pong? Asking for a friend

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barwhack 9 points ago +9 / -0

Sad hahas. Red pills thru the window. Idiots get what they deserve. Nutrition.

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barwhack 5 points ago +5 / -0

Those are rocks of love.

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Chuck_Fina 2 points ago +2 / -0

Roll on snare drum.
Curtains.

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Skeeter_N_CO 8 points ago +8 / -0

Rich white Liberals think they can foment this type of carnage and then they will be safe in the wars to come because they were sufficiently woke and guilty for their whiteness. But that's not how social breakdown works. People aren't going to care about these people renouncing their white privilege when they are up against the wall waiting for the firing squad.

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SkitShowPhrenia 7 points ago +7 / -0

Two Scoops, two terms, two bricks, and two new trump voters

Two thumbs up 👍👍

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PraiseBeToScience 3 points ago +4 / -1

You give shitlibs too much credit. They will rationalize this as them not being woke enough.

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Keiichi81 7 points ago +7 / -0

"We're some of the good ones, guys!? Go attack those other white people!"

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Magachick67 7 points ago +7 / -0

Show your black square from your social, man!

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Ligersrule1 7 points ago +7 / -0

Peaceful brick layers

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rossagesausage 6 points ago +6 / -0

Failure of fathers on full display.

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AslanFan 5 points ago +5 / -0

"But RRREEEEEEEEEE support you!"

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psyflux 5 points ago +5 / -0

"You can't breathe? Here, have some air holes."

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KAG_Master 5 points ago +5 / -0

Expensive redpill

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chikun_tendies 5 points ago +5 / -0

This was the best laugh I’ve had since the riots, can’t make this shit up either.

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fazzman23 5 points ago +5 / -0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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AdamSmith1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

Self Own - amazing.

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MAGAnic316 4 points ago +4 / -0

Red pill or red suppository. The choice is yours

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27Sandino 4 points ago +4 / -0

After the second stone of solidarity flew through the window, I would have straight up offered him 5k to yell Trump 2020! out the window to test this young man's mettle.