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posted ago by GreatestAmericanEver ago by GreatestAmericanEver +1073 / -0
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RIPIsaacKappy 25 points ago +25 / -0

He could actually tweet that, and the response would be "Now we won't stop until reparations!"

Never give them an inch. "We just want to get married!" turned into child drag shows and Pervert Story Time at the library real quick.

(This isn't a critique of gay marriage, which I'm indifferent to, I don't think the state should be involved in consenting adult's relationships at any level. Why the fuck does Uncle Sam get invited to every wedding? Tax benefits can be given to couples without all the legalese. But that's another topic.)

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slaphappy2 13 points ago +13 / -0

"We just want to get married!" turned into child drag shows and Pervert Story Time at the library AND BAKE A GAY WEDDING CAKE OTHERWISE THE GOVERNMENT SHUTS DOWN YOUR BUSINESS real quick.

FTFY.

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motrhed3 2 points ago +2 / -0

shut up and wax my balls, fat

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BadManOrange 8 points ago +8 / -0

The state should be only giving benefits to heterosexual couples because the state wants to entice people up get married, have children, and raise them in a stable family. That's how you have a healthy society.

Personally, with how things are, I'd get rid if the marriage tax break and jack up the child credit and only make people eligible if they're married. Then allow them to continue to claim the credit after the children are no longer dependents.

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Choppermagic 11 points ago +11 / -0

trump should post a black square and watch the REEEEEEEE!!!!

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KuhlooKuhlay 6 points ago +6 / -0

He's referring to the landmark Supreme Court decision Reeee v. Reeee

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motrhed3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Reeee DNC

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Reltius 4 points ago +4 / -0

Teenage girls been prying open their cunts with those 12” dildos for so long they are dependent on that too buku Alabama black snake

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ekos640 4 points ago +4 / -0

I can't believe they actually went so far. I just didn't think they'd do it.

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Gov_Dimwiddle 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well folks, we did it. Racism is no more!

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Grilledpepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

This just perfectly captures that their movement is flawed and has no definite end game. I don't think they even know what they want.

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deleted 2 points ago +3 / -1