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Hawaii Judge rules you all must go back to Reddit. (www.trbimg.com)
posted ago by grenades_and_ham ago by grenades_and_ham +6069 / -10
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– Glock26gen3 48 points ago +49 / -1

Normally I would say, "kiss my ass," but as this is a special occasion I'll go with, "Slurp my butt!" ?

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– grenades_and_ham [S] 30 points ago +30 / -0

No appeal was filed, shit was promptly overruled.

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– PocketPosse 15 points ago +15 / -0

I prefer "Suck my 11th Circuit"

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– RiverFenix 8 points ago +8 / -0

Defeat any Judge with this one weird trick;

  1. Your honor, do I have a right to a fair trial? (he'll say yes)

  2. Your honor, the presence of such a massive conflict of interest ensures this is not a fair trial... (He'll look confused)

  3. Your honor, who do both You and the prosecutor represent?

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– tftx22 0 points ago +0 / -0

Here's another: On what authority?

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– Jhugley328 9 points ago +9 / -0

My personal favorite is 'you can lick the browniest part of my pale white ass'

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– deleted 6 points ago +7 / -1