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840726 29 points ago +29 / -0

That, or the teleprompter will malfunction and Joe will fall into a story about how he ate a hammer on a bus to Saskatchewan because his pet frog had diabetes.

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Bye-den 13 points ago +13 / -0

Please do not underestimate the risk. This is a situation where there is a ton of pathos, and the media is ready to gush at even semi-coherent thoughts spilling out of his mouth. And remember that he does not have to take any questions. It is custom made for him. Take my word when I say that I have seen him do it and he is really good at this one thing. Mark my words, he will be completely lionized from sea to shining sea after this speech.

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey. I’m beginning to think you might be Joe Biden.

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Bye-den 1 point ago +1 / -0

HAHA. i used to be Joke Biden.

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Bramble 1 point ago +1 / -0

Custom made for Biden:

  • cheap prepared words
  • no action required
  • no questions
  • no thinking on his feet.
  • gets to use Obama.
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AslanFan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Maybe some autists should be on the clock...