1409
Comments (34)
sorted by:
You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread.
27
FaustyArchaeus 27 points ago +28 / -1

Ice Cube is a bitch who gets fucked with No Vaseline in the ass

All of NWA but Ez were real life bitches pretending.

21
Barbs 21 points ago +21 / -0

Chris Rock made a movie on this phenomenon back in the early 90s called CB4. A record label took a barbershop quartet and turned them into gangsta rappers, and then how they started believing their own hype. I think it’s supposed to be a parody of NWA.

8
FaustyArchaeus 8 points ago +8 / -0

Sweat from my balls

Still one of my fav movies ever...

I can still sing Straight Outta Locash A crazy mothafucka named Gusto I fucked ya wife, cause the bitch is a big ho I fucked ya sister, I fucked ya cat I would have fucked ya mom but the bitch is too fat!

My problem is I have sung it at family things and I am over 40

I am black Yall Black yall

Such a good movie

1
TxSheepdog3 1 point ago +2 / -1

Yep! I still remember Straight Outta LoCash! We were laughing for days at that.

17
ChestyPuller502 17 points ago +17 / -0

Honestly even the biggest nerds in my unit in the military have more street cred than any rapper I've ever heard of. We got in more fights, had more tattoos, drank more alcohol, partied harder, shot more people, did more drive-by's, did more home invasions, fucked more shit up, all without ever fucking with a law abiding citizen once. Best gang I've ever seen.

14
FaustyArchaeus 14 points ago +14 / -0

Thank you for your service.

Ice T was a pussy dancer, Dr Dre was a Pussy in a womans Dress, even my fav Tupac as I felt he had the best cadence was a ballet dancer.

All these non gangsters created this. (Ez E is still prob my fav or 2nd but he was real)

7
ChestyPuller502 7 points ago +7 / -0

You don't have to thank me for my service. I just told you I spent most of it like a degenerate, smoking, drinking, chewing, partying, and playing cards for the majority of it.I spent more time sitting on my ass back then, then I ever do now.

3
FaustyArchaeus 3 points ago +5 / -2

Thats what I do... I have taken more drugs and booze than a rock star. Literally check my post history I have had over 2000 MDMA pills for sure in my life and drank GHB for 4 years daily. Now I only touch Psychedelics

I still feel people who put their life on the line are awesome. What you did serving is a proud thing and I respect it

Wish I joined the army but I went into corporate work and am now stuck

Going to quit and join a gardening center. I am done

And I do thank the defenders and the police (even though they have fucked me over before)