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A1waysLurk1ing 9 points ago +9 / -0

1st one arrested triggers the actual deadman switches.

I say bring it.

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chikun_tendies 8 points ago +8 / -0

What would you say... you do here?

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A1waysLurk1ing 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'd show up in a t-shirt which says:

I HEAR THAT GUANTANAMO BAY

IS BEAUTIFUL THIS TIME OF YEAR

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A1waysLurk1ing 6 points ago +6 / -0

♪ He's got BETA CUCKHOLD eyes ♪

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jughaid 4 points ago +4 / -0

Am also guessing he is a huge Michael Bolton fan....

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ParkingLotRanger 2 points ago +2 / -0

He celebrates his entire catalog.

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hindumuffinman 3 points ago +3 / -0

"I had an idea once".

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kekkk 2 points ago +3 / -1

Rosenstein is a snake of the highest order. Dude can weasel his way out of anything, and that is why they wanted Sessions OUT and him in charge.

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NvJohansson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Less than 1% of the people get the red Swingline stapler when they are in my office. Such an underrated movie.

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