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everylastjuan 122 points ago +124 / -2

Don't forget to sprinkle the Antifa urine.

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VoterIDMatters 103 points ago +103 / -0

Wife’s boyfriend’s cologne works well

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Proud_American 61 points ago +62 / -1

Eau de jogger

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mty_green_go 18 points ago +18 / -0

Topkek

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Freedom_of_Speech 14 points ago +14 / -0

bro lmfao

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bubadmt 9 points ago +9 / -0

Smells like old bananas and poop. Very distinct and masculine.

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Randomite 2 points ago +2 / -0

Need to get your wheat light - they usually only start operating at dusk.

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BaconIsNotHaram 29 points ago +29 / -0

Do they have something like a duck call to get their attention? Maybe a cuck call? What would that sound like?

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WU_HAN_FRU 17 points ago +17 / -0
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I_Love_45-70_Gov 5 points ago +5 / -0

I thought Selena was dead?!?

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everylastjuan 1 point ago +1 / -0

I shall name him Mister Karen

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grenades_and_ham 10 points ago +10 / -0

Free room, freeee board, freeeee cigarettes, freeeee dildos, freeeeee tendies

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Jackpotsevens [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

Reee reee reee

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ProudWhiteMan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Caw caw all lives matter caw caw maga caw caw some criminals will die during police intervention caw caw a peep dying while cops try to get him into custody isn't racism caw caw

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oopsicrappedmypants 29 points ago +29 / -0

And tendies

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Long_time_lurker 11 points ago +11 / -0

They supply their own, actually.

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Buckley508 61 points ago +61 / -0

A Trump flag is like catnip for fags

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philandy 5 points ago +5 / -0

I would love a pressure pad that fails at 110 pounds "because a 100 pound weakling can't set it off."

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philandy 3 points ago +3 / -0

But but but if if if hold up. Hold up! That would be sexist!

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FLbywayofTX 1 point ago +2 / -1

That who they are though. 100 lbs weaklings.

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ColKurtz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is an Air Jordan shoe box filled with tannerite considered non lethal? They technically didn't shoot the hogs you know!

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KeyboardWarrior 10 points ago +10 / -0

Faggots and Karens

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Toughsky_Shitsky 27 points ago +27 / -0

I find a trail of size 11 Jordans leading into my locked, but not completely closed, front door and up to my liquor cabinet to yield the best results. Castle law here.

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ColinFlahertyDotCom 4 points ago +4 / -0

I have a 77 inch OLED 📦 I like to keep for just such occasion. 😎

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burkeburke 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have a 77 inch OLED 📦 I'd like to keep

FTFY

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FREEDOM1st 25 points ago +25 / -0

The flip flops are key.

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Kaboola 22 points ago +22 / -0

The blue haired ones make excellent trophies

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Formerlurker92 17 points ago +17 / -0

"This one has bold coloration and really makes my collection pop."

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impera 6 points ago +6 / -0

Q. Do they turn that color in mating season?

A. Mating? Pffft.. they do this to repel mates. They progressively smell more and more like cat piss the more blue they get, and then they die alone. Legends tell of a purple haired variant that goes right for the cat-shit odor, not even joking. Even the others of their own kind will flee the Purple Menace.

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Justice4CaptDorn 21 points ago +21 / -0

Put up a Trump sign. Better bait. They hit on it harder.

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EverythingIsFine 8 points ago +8 / -0

As a follow up, put something solid behind that Trump sign. For extra credit put something sharp on the Trump Sign. If you're feeling bashful, just put the Trump sign in a rose-bush and let nature do the rest.

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Dimedog 13 points ago +16 / -3

This rioting is starting to exhaust me. I hate to be that guy but I feel like we're losing the message. I fucking hate these riots and faggot commies. At what point do we get involved? Can we as citizens back up the police?

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augustinius 2 points ago +2 / -0

"every man for himself" needs to be taken absolutely literally when SHTF.

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KeyboardWarrior 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yep

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Dictator_Bob 9 points ago +10 / -1

Why are they exhausting you? Sit back and stay comfy, take care of your neighbors. All that's happening is that, sadly, our own citizens are destroying their own neighborhoods. The people who matter are independents who vote. They're seeing this happen and as much as the media being pumped at you wants you to think things are bad, they're not.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 6 points ago +7 / -1

Riots are over. Here's today, right where George Floyd died:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKhuiS6J6Dc

Start at 26:15

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pmurTJdlanoD 8 points ago +8 / -0

Fantastic. If I hear one more fucking thing about social distancing and WuFlu after seeing this I'm gonna blow a gasket.

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Justice4CaptDorn 12 points ago +12 / -0

Don’t worry. NPR is reporting today that health experts across the country have signed a letter giving their blessing for not socially distancing if you’re protesting white people being racist.

Edit: That was redundant. I meant: “If you’re protesting white people.” White people are racist because they’re white. My bad.

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Jackpotsevens [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

Rod Serling voice Imagine, if you will, a virus so smart it knows whether you’re protesting police brutality or government overreach and stacks accordingly.

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spezisacuckold 2 points ago +2 / -0

LEFTISM-20?

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augustinius 1 point ago +1 / -0

Being able to imagine Serling's voice in great detail makes me very, very mad at myself.

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KeyboardWarrior 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's more fun to watch the rioters kill themselves and to watch them commit political suicide for the dems. Who would be stupid enough to stop a full fledged mass suicide of protesters destroying their own communities and eachother.

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NvJohansson 4 points ago +4 / -0

I dont think hes planning on needing to getting off the stand.

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MavisBeacon 10 points ago +10 / -0

Dude you're right next to a perfectly good roof top and you don't Korean style it ?

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KeyboardWarrior 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hahaahhahahaahahahaahah... hey your gonna need some sort of a looter deer call.

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 10 points ago +10 / -0

It sounds like: "Safe Space Here!"

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MavisBeacon 8 points ago +8 / -0

I love Jesus , I love Jesus !

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chikun_tendies 7 points ago +7 / -0

“Cuck cuck! Cuck cuck!” Those fuckers will scramble to you like moths to a light.

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philandy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Peace clap love clap diversity clap?

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Phillysmackdown 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just scream reeeeeeee

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SavingPrivateGrace 7 points ago +7 / -0

I read their cell phones were traced over the past week. They will be getting all the fags arrested from their momma's basement soon.

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spezisacuckold 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol yeah right. We don’t enforce the law around here.

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quarterpac 5 points ago +5 / -0

No cover necessary. Also looks like he has lady shoes on. Reeling in the trans rioters first huh? SAVAGE SHITLORD STATUS ACTIVATED.

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Formerlurker92 5 points ago +5 / -0

Baiting is unfair to the animals! They don't know any better. S/

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Lurking-My-Life-Away 5 points ago +5 / -0

Throw out a few skateboards, bricks, and some self-loathing if you can.

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RiverFenix 1 point ago +1 / -0

yeah, just be careful.

Like throwing a bag of bread crumbs on the sidewalk full of pigeons.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 4 points ago +4 / -0

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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MagnanimousDonkey 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't forget your REEEEE call.

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JJ_Las_Vegas 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is this like fishing, is there a catch limit.

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RiverFenix 2 points ago +2 / -0

If rioting is peaceful protesting, baiting antifa with the intention of deterring them is just a Yard sale gone wrong.

Two can play the words/definition salad game.

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RiverFenix 1 point ago +1 / -0

Would putting a MAGA flag on your house be considered baiting then?

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SJBHamilton 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't forget the MAGA stickers. That'll lure them in.

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Mintap 2 points ago +2 / -0

You need to have some black people that are susceptible to suggestion there. That is what will lure AntiFA. They won't do the looting themselves, but can't resist trying to get a black person to do it.

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we_won_the_war_jack 2 points ago +3 / -1

It's a joke. It's supposed to look ridiculous.

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Tackleb0x 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hope you got the deer feeder set up and filled with soy.

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GeauxTrump20 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dude you have to get something out there with multicolored hair on it.To bait the virgin antifa femen in👈😀

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TheDonaldVET1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pantifa Season. Got your cuck bait but where is your cuck call? Gotta set up some speakers and play infowars and Trump speeches real LOUD!

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RiverFenix 2 points ago +2 / -0

play infowars and Trump speeches real LOUD!

That's gonna attract patriots to your yard..

You have to set out a Soy Feeder and play either Fortnite theme or a Bernie Sanders rant on repeat..

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TheDonaldVET1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hahaha good point!

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CmonGubMintGibMe 2 points ago +2 / -0

OMGgGGg this Wyte suprMaCis is tryNa KiLLLLL pEoPle...U DnT suPpoRt BLM!!!

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BigleaguendTouchee 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not enough Bait Dildos.

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xBigCoffinHunter 2 points ago +2 / -0

A few dildos would help

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we_won_the_war_jack 1 point ago +1 / -0

My sides.

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FrankWisner 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bait: Pre-teen child

Because pedos and looters aren't that different of mindsets.

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KeyboardWarrior 2 points ago +2 / -0

They're not different in any way

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Tempus 1 point ago +1 / -0

He forgot the cheesecake.

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9Norwegian8 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sunday should be called gunday.

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themanwhojaped1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Spot and stalk is more of a physical challenge but I'm in the midwest so up in the stand it is. Crossbow bolts and broadheads are too expensive fot this application so i prefer my 58 caliber cap and ball blunderbuss. Theoretically, I don't condone violence.

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RiverFenix 1 point ago +1 / -0

In theory practice makes perfect (aim)

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themanwhojaped1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sabots shoot better but patch and ball are more romantic

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we_won_the_war_jack 1 point ago +1 / -0

This thread is hilarious. Good work pedes.

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TGNX 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is ridiculous and hilarious.

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PurplePoloPlayer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are those combat rated flip-flops?

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RiverFenix 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tactical [black] - I got the same pair from Cabelas

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PurplePoloPlayer 1 point ago +1 / -0

HA! Love 'em.

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nachosamplerREBORN 1 point ago +1 / -0

Need a whistle/call: ‘fuck Trump...fuck Trump...fuck Trump’...perhaps some pheromones of reduced and liquified soy droppings as an attractant.

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RiverFenix 1 point ago +1 / -0

the bird feeder doubles as a Soy feeder and you can put the Fortnite theme song on repeat to lure a bunch of them in...

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NvJohansson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just put a 63" tv on the front lawn and you can tag them one after the other.

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Willy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Seems reasonable

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Criminalizeislam 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ha! I have that same stand. POS. Get a big one bro!!

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