Caw caw all lives matter caw caw maga caw caw some criminals will die during police intervention caw caw a peep dying while cops try to get him into custody isn't racism caw caw
I find a trail of size 11 Jordans leading into my locked, but not completely closed, front door and up to my liquor cabinet to yield the best results. Castle law here.
A. Mating? Pffft.. they do this to repel mates. They progressively smell more and more like cat piss the more blue they get, and then they die alone. Legends tell of a purple haired variant that goes right for the cat-shit odor, not even joking. Even the others of their own kind will flee the Purple Menace.
As a follow up, put something solid behind that Trump sign. For extra credit put something sharp on the Trump Sign. If you're feeling bashful, just put the Trump sign in a rose-bush and let nature do the rest.
This rioting is starting to exhaust me. I hate to be that guy but I feel like we're losing the message. I fucking hate these riots and faggot commies. At what point do we get involved? Can we as citizens back up the police?
Why are they exhausting you? Sit back and stay comfy, take care of your neighbors. All that's happening is that, sadly, our own citizens are destroying their own neighborhoods. The people who matter are independents who vote. They're seeing this happen and as much as the media being pumped at you wants you to think things are bad, they're not.
Don’t worry. NPR is reporting today that health experts across the country have signed a letter giving their blessing for not socially distancing if you’re protesting white people being racist.
Edit: That was redundant. I meant: “If you’re protesting white people.” White people are racist because they’re white. My bad.
Rod Serling voice
Imagine, if you will, a virus so smart it knows whether you’re protesting police brutality or government overreach and stacks accordingly.
It's more fun to watch the rioters kill themselves and to watch them commit political suicide for the dems. Who would be stupid enough to stop a full fledged mass suicide of protesters destroying their own communities and eachother.
You need to have some black people that are susceptible to suggestion there. That is what will lure AntiFA. They won't do the looting themselves, but can't resist trying to get a black person to do it.
Spot and stalk is more of a physical challenge but I'm in the midwest so up in the stand it is.
Crossbow bolts and broadheads are too expensive fot this application so i prefer my 58 caliber cap and ball blunderbuss. Theoretically, I don't condone violence.
Don't forget to sprinkle the Antifa urine.
Wife’s boyfriend’s cologne works well
Eau de jogger
Topkek
bro lmfao
Smells like old bananas and poop. Very distinct and masculine.
Need to get your wheat light - they usually only start operating at dusk.
Do they have something like a duck call to get their attention? Maybe a cuck call? What would that sound like?
Cuck call.
I thought Selena was dead?!?
I shall name him Mister Karen
Free room, freeee board, freeeee cigarettes, freeeee dildos, freeeeee tendies
Reee reee reee
Caw caw all lives matter caw caw maga caw caw some criminals will die during police intervention caw caw a peep dying while cops try to get him into custody isn't racism caw caw
And tendies
They supply their own, actually.
A Trump flag is like catnip for fags
I would love a pressure pad that fails at 110 pounds "because a 100 pound weakling can't set it off."
But but but if if if hold up. Hold up! That would be sexist!
That who they are though. 100 lbs weaklings.
Is an Air Jordan shoe box filled with tannerite considered non lethal? They technically didn't shoot the hogs you know!
Faggots and Karens
I find a trail of size 11 Jordans leading into my locked, but not completely closed, front door and up to my liquor cabinet to yield the best results. Castle law here.
I have a 77 inch OLED 📦 I like to keep for just such occasion. 😎
FTFY
The flip flops are key.
The blue haired ones make excellent trophies
"This one has bold coloration and really makes my collection pop."
Q. Do they turn that color in mating season?
A. Mating? Pffft.. they do this to repel mates. They progressively smell more and more like cat piss the more blue they get, and then they die alone. Legends tell of a purple haired variant that goes right for the cat-shit odor, not even joking. Even the others of their own kind will flee the Purple Menace.
Put up a Trump sign. Better bait. They hit on it harder.
As a follow up, put something solid behind that Trump sign. For extra credit put something sharp on the Trump Sign. If you're feeling bashful, just put the Trump sign in a rose-bush and let nature do the rest.
This rioting is starting to exhaust me. I hate to be that guy but I feel like we're losing the message. I fucking hate these riots and faggot commies. At what point do we get involved? Can we as citizens back up the police?
"every man for himself" needs to be taken absolutely literally when SHTF.
Yep
Why are they exhausting you? Sit back and stay comfy, take care of your neighbors. All that's happening is that, sadly, our own citizens are destroying their own neighborhoods. The people who matter are independents who vote. They're seeing this happen and as much as the media being pumped at you wants you to think things are bad, they're not.
Riots are over. Here's today, right where George Floyd died:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKhuiS6J6Dc
Start at 26:15
Fantastic. If I hear one more fucking thing about social distancing and WuFlu after seeing this I'm gonna blow a gasket.
Don’t worry. NPR is reporting today that health experts across the country have signed a letter giving their blessing for not socially distancing if you’re protesting white people being racist.
Edit: That was redundant. I meant: “If you’re protesting white people.” White people are racist because they’re white. My bad.
Rod Serling voice Imagine, if you will, a virus so smart it knows whether you’re protesting police brutality or government overreach and stacks accordingly.
LEFTISM-20?
Being able to imagine Serling's voice in great detail makes me very, very mad at myself.
It's more fun to watch the rioters kill themselves and to watch them commit political suicide for the dems. Who would be stupid enough to stop a full fledged mass suicide of protesters destroying their own communities and eachother.
I dont think hes planning on needing to getting off the stand.
Dude you're right next to a perfectly good roof top and you don't Korean style it ?
Hahaahhahahaahahahaahah... hey your gonna need some sort of a looter deer call.
It sounds like: "Safe Space Here!"
I love Jesus , I love Jesus !
“Cuck cuck! Cuck cuck!” Those fuckers will scramble to you like moths to a light.
Peace clap love clap diversity clap?
Just scream reeeeeeee
I read their cell phones were traced over the past week. They will be getting all the fags arrested from their momma's basement soon.
Lol yeah right. We don’t enforce the law around here.
No cover necessary. Also looks like he has lady shoes on. Reeling in the trans rioters first huh? SAVAGE SHITLORD STATUS ACTIVATED.
Baiting is unfair to the animals! They don't know any better. S/
Throw out a few skateboards, bricks, and some self-loathing if you can.
yeah, just be careful.
Like throwing a bag of bread crumbs on the sidewalk full of pigeons.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Don't forget your REEEEE call.
Is this like fishing, is there a catch limit.
If rioting is peaceful protesting, baiting antifa with the intention of deterring them is just a Yard sale gone wrong.
Two can play the words/definition salad game.
Would putting a MAGA flag on your house be considered baiting then?
Don't forget the MAGA stickers. That'll lure them in.
You need to have some black people that are susceptible to suggestion there. That is what will lure AntiFA. They won't do the looting themselves, but can't resist trying to get a black person to do it.
It's a joke. It's supposed to look ridiculous.
Hope you got the deer feeder set up and filled with soy.
Dude you have to get something out there with multicolored hair on it.To bait the virgin antifa femen in👈😀
Pantifa Season. Got your cuck bait but where is your cuck call? Gotta set up some speakers and play infowars and Trump speeches real LOUD!
That's gonna attract patriots to your yard..
You have to set out a Soy Feeder and play either Fortnite theme or a Bernie Sanders rant on repeat..
Hahaha good point!
OMGgGGg this Wyte suprMaCis is tryNa KiLLLLL pEoPle...U DnT suPpoRt BLM!!!
Not enough Bait Dildos.
A few dildos would help
My sides.
Bait: Pre-teen child
Because pedos and looters aren't that different of mindsets.
They're not different in any way
He forgot the cheesecake.
Sunday should be called gunday.
Spot and stalk is more of a physical challenge but I'm in the midwest so up in the stand it is. Crossbow bolts and broadheads are too expensive fot this application so i prefer my 58 caliber cap and ball blunderbuss. Theoretically, I don't condone violence.
In theory practice makes perfect (aim)
Sabots shoot better but patch and ball are more romantic
This thread is hilarious. Good work pedes.
This is ridiculous and hilarious.
Are those combat rated flip-flops?
Tactical [black] - I got the same pair from Cabelas
HA! Love 'em.
Need a whistle/call: ‘fuck Trump...fuck Trump...fuck Trump’...perhaps some pheromones of reduced and liquified soy droppings as an attractant.
the bird feeder doubles as a Soy feeder and you can put the Fortnite theme song on repeat to lure a bunch of them in...
Just put a 63" tv on the front lawn and you can tag them one after the other.
Seems reasonable
Ha! I have that same stand. POS. Get a big one bro!!