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pmurTJdlanoD 103 points ago +104 / -1

This is fucking amazing.

As long as GEOTUS keeps feeding him apples, there's no way we can lose here.

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BananaWizard [S] 30 points ago +32 / -2

Actually no that wouldn't work. You need the person's real name, in the event someone has the same name, it will kill the person in your brain you remember. You could kill antifa one at a time if you knew all their names though.

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MedPede 27 points ago +27 / -0

Their names are all listed in the Karenonomicon.

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Bluestorm83 13 points ago +14 / -1

You ALSO need to have a clear image of their face in your mind when you write it; remember when L told Light that his name was the same name as that popular music guy, and Light was like "Damn, even if that is his real name, I may screw up and accidentally think of the celebrity, and then L would KNOW it's me."

So, does Antifa know this, and that's why they've always disguised their identities with masks, and dyed hair, and cutting off their dicks?

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Vegans4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's why bar is collecting the names

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NPCNN 2 points ago +2 / -0

He has to see their face too

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pmurTJdlanoD 14 points ago +14 / -0

AnTiFa iS nOt aN OrgAniZatIoN!!1!!

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pmurTJdlanoD 11 points ago +11 / -0

No idea, I don't follow CNN but I'm sure it's popped up on there and all the other AntiFag affiliates. It's their desperate attempt to avoid the hammer of justice for being a fucking terrorist organization.

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spaceforce_chaplain 5 points ago +5 / -0

'It's not an organization'... which is of course why they have their own local chapter Facebook pages and pockets mysteriously deep enough to pay mercenary property distroyers.

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ChelseaHubbell 4 points ago +4 / -0

Social media talking point for the left

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Amaroq64 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's been the entire left's talking point for years.

They're trying to romanticize themselves as if they're like Anonymous, "we're an idea that transcends its members, if you take one of us down, two more will rise!" idealistic bullshit that they've never earned or deserved.

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lerm4comptroller 5 points ago +5 / -0

"It says it right in the name: Antifa. Anti-fascism, which is what they were there (in Charlottesville) fighting... Listen, no organization's perfect. There was some violence. No one condones violence, but there were different reasons for Antifa and for these neo-Nazis to be there. One, racists, fascists, the other group, fighting racist fascists. There is a distinction there,"

Don Lemon, CNN

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NPCNN 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's why Antifa covers their face so he can't use it against them.

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MavisBeacon 9 points ago +9 / -0

And diet coke

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Sigma 3 points ago +3 / -0

Donald Trump put the “bank” in bankai.

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BlackFlag 2 points ago +2 / -0

KIRA! KIRA WILL SAVE US!

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JihadAlot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Are you guys sure its not the Clinton's that have the death note? Surely all these mysterious suicides are not just a coincidence?

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aussie_maga 42 points ago +42 / -0

Well Trump's enemies never accidentally die or kill themselves.. so he is a fake Kira.

Meanwhile cough Hillary cough

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Bluestorm83 25 points ago +25 / -0

"This Death Note is too obvious. Take it back, get me a Lose Note. It makes the people I write into it Lose."

The twist is when Ryuk returns later on and tells Donald that the Lose Note was just a 67 cent notebook from Walmart. Donald had the power to make people lose inside himself all along.

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tufftoffee 4 points ago +4 / -0

I love this website LOL. This is the last thing i expected to be posted here

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Bluestorm83 2 points ago +2 / -0

We DO tend to kick ass here, don't we?

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tufftoffee 1 point ago +1 / -0

You bet

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Formerlurker92 2 points ago +2 / -0

I accept this as canon

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LoneStarDangler 38 points ago +38 / -0

I have the best keikaku, probably the best ever some would say. Expect yuuuge results!

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Wulfschilde 8 points ago +8 / -0

All according to cake.

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Gov_Dimwiddle 6 points ago +6 / -0

Oh hi, L.

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Bluestorm83 1 point ago +1 / -0

lmao, I was introduced to that little tidbit by a certain screencap that was linked to by a 1d4chan post about Tzeench.

Seriously, what was the point of translating everything except one word, then translating it anyway elsewhere on the screen???

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AmannamedRJ 1 point ago +1 / -0

when your 計画 are 通り and your presidency is 最強

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PaigeAshley 25 points ago +25 / -0

Who's the Death Metal Joker? If you don't mind sharing? 😉

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BananaWizard [S] 35 points ago +38 / -3

Ryuk a god of death from death note. The death note is a book gods of death have. He was bored so he dropped it on earth. A kid found it the main character of the anime. If you write someone's name in the book they die of whatever way you specifically want them to, or a heart attack if you leave the way blank. The main character uses this to his advantage to end the lives of many criminals and change the world as he sees fit. If you touch the death note, you can see the death god it belongs to, otherwise he's invisible. If you edit the bible is sort of looks like a death note, thus the joke. Also there was a one off comic from the author of death note where trump was a sort of punchline joke. With the USA buying the death note but actually trump couldn't legally own it without dying. So he pretends to own it instead of dying to which ryuk says something like oh so your life is worth more than your country? Ryuk walks off with the death note and everyone thinks america has it but doesn't use it. This was like 15 years after the show ended.

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PaigeAshley 8 points ago +9 / -1

Ah! That sounds like a cool storyline. Thank you for explaining it. 👍😁

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BananaWizard [S] 6 points ago +7 / -1

i edited to explain the one off comic

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PaigeAshley 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thanks very much!

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SirPokeSmottington 4 points ago +4 / -0

That sounds like a cool storyline.

It is. Watch it if you can find it. "Death Note"

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Formerlurker92 2 points ago +2 / -0

The dub is on youtube

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HiddenDekuScrub 2 points ago +2 / -0

The idea of Trump refusing the temptation of a Death Note is actually pretty awesome.

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BananaWizard [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

Nono, the plot is a kid was given the death note after light died. Then he made a plan to sell it. The USA won the auction but the god that ryuk takes orders from was pissed and made a new rule: If anyone sells the deathnote, the buyer and the seller die instantly. If trump takes the note he dies instantly. So the author made him cowardly and instead of the usa owning the note, trump says no I'll pretend to have it the world will think the usa is a hero. Ryuk then walks off with the note in hand and kills the kid who tried to sell it in the first place.

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HiddenDekuScrub 1 point ago +1 / -0

I read it for myself, thanks.

Maybe the author was unintentionally accurate, and I think he was going for some real world intrigue, but I sure as heck wouldn't die for my country to obtain a weapon if I didn't know whose hands it would end up in, with the likes of the deep state looking for any excuse they can.

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SirPokeSmottington 2 points ago +2 / -0

Find the series "Death Note" and watch it.

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Formerlurker92 14 points ago +14 / -0

Death metal joker is a pretty good summary of the character

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progressives4Trump 7 points ago +7 / -0

Go watch the deathnote anime series

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Hodor124 23 points ago +23 / -0

Qasem Soleimani - Blown to smithereens while traveling with other terrorists

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TheSwiftPepe 12 points ago +12 / -0

Al-Baghdadi - die like dog.

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anon572759 3 points ago +3 / -0

Austere religious violence merchant dies of natural causes. Cause fire is 100% all natural.

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Pau1F01ey 16 points ago +16 / -0

Trump=Kira!

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FaustyArchaeus 16 points ago +16 / -0

Fuck that made me laugh so hard. It was a real laugh not just inside

Our memesmiths are the best

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Wulfschilde 14 points ago +14 / -0

This was actually sort of in a Death Note stand alone comic the creators made a few months ago. This guy gives Trump the Death Note, although he doesn't accept it in the comic because he's scared.

We all know the real Trump isn't afraid of nothing!

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zettapede 8 points ago +8 / -0

Holy kek where can I find this??

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SirPokeSmottington 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thank you. I hadn't seen this new one.

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HiddenDekuScrub 3 points ago +3 / -0

Very important details there.

I think anyone would give a shocked expression if you were told the thing you bought would kill you on contact, and if your entire purpose in this was to secure the darn thing anyway, then it's just as good leaving it in the reaper's hands where it belongs.

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aussie_maga 16 points ago +16 / -0

Nahh, even if Death note is real, Trump will never write Obama or any political enemies name down. When they die, they get put on a pedestal and absolved of their crimes ( e.g. Elijah Cummings, McStain ).

Instead of a Death Note, what he wants is a Jail Note.

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bubadmt 5 points ago +5 / -0

Jail note would be written on toilet paper.

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NegativeRainbow 8 points ago +8 / -0

...Perhaps he did already but put a paragraph that has his downfall and the downfall of the swamp and it's playing out until Dohbama's eventual execution...

Just some food for thought...

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BananaWizard [S] 4 points ago +5 / -1

Too obvious he doesn't want to get caught

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based_trekkie 4 points ago +4 / -0

He is still working on finding out "Obama's" real damned name.

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BananaWizard [S] 3 points ago +4 / -1

check my big comment

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based_trekkie 6 points ago +6 / -0

All I see is Trump holding a book, probably a bible.

After all I am not dumb enough to trade 1/2 my remaining life span away to see something that is obviously not there.

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NPCNN 5 points ago +5 / -0

He making a sacrifice for AMERICA!!!!

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YuriBezmenov 5 points ago +5 / -0

The left will eventually see this meme and try to make it out as if they made it and Trump was supposed to be the antagonist.

Other than a few decisions that were fucked up, I always saw Light as the good guy to be honest. He was a strict utilitarian. Other than the situation he put his dad in, only part that made me question him.

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based_trekkie 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well Kira at the end was twisted by his power once he was provoked by L.

If he was as mature as he said he was he wouldn't have taken L's bait on Live TV and would not have killed Lind L Taylor. Instead of killing him there and he would have written then Lind L Taylor died from a cerebral hemorrhage ion his sleep 2 weeks from now.

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YuriBezmenov 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah that's the beginning of his unraveling. I don't think he should have killed Lind at all, if he hadn't then L really would have had no chance of finding Light and Light wouldn't have gone down the rabbit hole of doing bad stuff to stay hidden.

If Light laughs at the Lind press conference and keeps doing what he's doing with violent criminals, he's the good guy and never has to become a piece of crap.

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based_trekkie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Exactly, L played him HARD.

Plus he would be far more justified in killing criminals for justice's sake.

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MAGAForeverF 4 points ago +4 / -0

He holds the death note up high, and then they die. :D

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Dang 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hahahahah I have a few names he can start with lol

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based_trekkie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Here: https://i.imgflip.com/43xpc6.jpg

New Theme for 2020 maybe?

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based_trekkie 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't want him to trade 1/2 his remaining life for the shimigami eyes, granted he could clean a lot of anti-fa scum up... just show him clips of the scum bags hurting people and puppies.

But It is not worth it ... yet...

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cbonez416 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahah death note. Nice

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Formerlurker92 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have several suggestions

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aparition42 3 points ago +3 / -0

This explains why so many politicians don't use the names they were given at birth.

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Headline_Correction 2 points ago +2 / -0

i dont get it

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EMP2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

Death Note anime. Kinda surprised enough people here know what it is to upvote it, haha.

https://myanimelist.net/anime/1535/Death_Note

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Headline_Correction 1 point ago +1 / -0

crazy, I just went to get it and realized I downloaded the whole thing years ago on torrent and never watched it...

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basedtexapede 2 points ago +2 / -0

KEIKAKUDOORI

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rplgn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Amazing picture. Where is the meme flag though? You could say that this is like a shitpost.

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DarthJoshiahis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Genius

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based_trekkie 2 points ago +2 / -0

We need memes of trump holding half eaten apples over his shoulder....

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Amaroq64 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm ashamed to admit that I recognize the 3d model from Jump Force.

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JimRaynor 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL

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gnomenclature 0 points ago +1 / -1

I don't know what the heck that thing is, but I don't like it.

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Hodor124 12 points ago +12 / -0

Your Omar one got 2.3k upvotes and was good, calm down. This is timely, reuse yours when she's all over the news.

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Formerlurker92 9 points ago +9 / -0

You win some, you lose some. The points don't matter. Do it for fun, to vent, or to discuss an idea. Don't do it for points

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joliwaves 1 point ago +3 / -2

I don't give a shit about the points I care about meme magic

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BananaWizard [S] 7 points ago +8 / -1

sorry many memes go unnoticed

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SirPokeSmottington 2 points ago +2 / -0

deported for not being respectful. your memes suck btw.

Username checks out