(Maximum low effort!)

Grounders to the balls

Soy man, there's no need to call Lyft now!

I said, soy man, dodge the teargas on the ground!

I said, soy man, hide your fear sharts and face!

There's no need to fear calls home to dad!

Cause Soy man, there's a lawyer to call

I said, soy man, just call if a jogger took your dough

You can wait in the tank, and I'm sure you will find,

Many ways to be a good ally!

It's fun to take teargas grounders to the balls!

It's fun to lose your eye shouting Fuck 12!

The man'll rain rubber bullets and bean bags then misgender you!

You can hang out with all the xers!

It's fun to take a moral stance after dark!

It's fun to chant Justice for George in parks!

The man'll get his overtime! The man'll club you for real!

You can feel like you're finally alive!

Soy man! Are you listening to me?

I said, soy man, what do you want to be?

I said, soy man, you can make real pede's memes!

But you got to do just one thing

Get your Uber money from mom

I said, soy man, don't you want to be a good ally?

So just go there! Don't forget your sippy cup!

I'm sure you'll bring equality!