No Roots and Hair Coloring not from a Box - Half-Whitmer has been visiting a Salon
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This is what Hunger Games Looks like! All the people at the top are mad with power and controlling the masses. The Politicians at the top feast like kings while their constituents fight for whatever scraps they can find on the streets.
I don't usually notice haircuts and stuff but one night last week my dad turned on the evening news and immediately asked "where'd they get those haircuts?".
In the 1989 Batman movie, the news anchors at least erred on the side of not being poisoned
My parents confessed they found a hairdresser who was doing hair cuts. I've jokingly said they've got a speakeasy now. I wanted to know what the code word was to get into the club.
She is probably joining the ranks of Mayor Lightfoot, the Face of the City.
It's called a hush cut.
She was so pissed off after the president called all the governors and told them to figure their shit out. She was spitting mad at the press conference. HOWEVER, she rushed us forward into the next "phase" so that we at least get restuarants back at the end of the week. Still no barbers or salons, she is still pissed at the guy in Owosso.
Michigan has been in lockdown for a few months now. Salons and barber shops have been closed the entire time. My wife pointed out that Whitmer is at the age where her hair color would be changing. If you look at any of her pictures, her roots are not showing. I'll take her word for it that her hair color is not from a box. We think she is getting her hair done. Like every other Dem in power it's Rules for Thee but not for Me. I'm going to be she never "Googled how to do a haircut" to fix her hair.
I bet it is from a box. She probably has been going to a salon.
Holy shit, if "Google how to do a haircut" isn't this year's "let them eat cake".
Michigander here. Some of my friends are finally being red-pilled on how awful she is because they haven't had a haircut in 2 months.
When the roots show the riots begin
Rooting leads to looting
You can't polish a Turd.
But at least a turd had a purpose.
I finally got a haircut yesterday. Found a girl who was cool with me not wearing a mask. Got a text close to my appointment time saying the salon owner was going to be there so I actually would need a mask. I tried to politely cancel, saying "sorry but I'm working from home and won't have time to go buy a mask before the appointment, so I need to cancel sorry". She texts back saying she has a mask for me if I still want to come in.
I sold real estate for a while and absolutely hated when people would cancel their appointments on short notice, so I decided to keep it and use the mask for the very first time in all this fake pandemic bullshit. I opt to have my head completely buzzed with clippers just because it had gotten so long and it's starting to get hot outside. So she starts clipping the hair behind my ears and hits the string for the mask. She looks mortified, starts apologizing and I'm just laughing because I know God bailed me out of wearing the mask. We finished the haircut, nobody caught Covid and somewhere in the world an Antifa bro spilled their soy latte.
Ohh I loved the ending...
i have been saying this for weeks. also, she's getting regular botox injections; she's 49, too old for her skin not to exhibit forehead/eye wrinkles.
Sorry pedes, I have to weigh in here to the contrary...
My wife gets her roots done once a month or she goes batshit crazy.
But her salon closed and now it had been two months -- TWO MONTHS -- with her birthday fast approaching.
She was distraught. She was crying. She was desperate.
I told her: I can dye your hair!
I went on the Madison Reed website. I watched the videos. And I explained to my wife the process I would be following.
She was in shock... But deep down in her heart, she knew enough about me -- I'm a carpenter, a leather worker, an amateur draftsman -- to recognize, I will be very good at this.
And so she agreed...
And I brushed and pinned her hair into four quadrants.
And I took a comb and brush to further segment her hair into lines where I addressed her roots...
And I addressed each quadrant...
Then I left her to rest for 30 minutes...
Then I came back to pull the color through the rest of her hair...
And when we were done, she was ecstatic.
So maybe, just maybe, Mr. Whitmer?
Oh fuck no! This bitch brought in her stylist, didn't she!!!
Now put that skill to use. Housewives from miles around would lay to get their roots done.
Edit: was gonna change my fat finger on pay to lay but I'm leaving it cause it fits as well. Haha
I like Lay... Lay... Like it lots!!!
You even talk like a hairdresser in that post. Did you break out a lisp while doing it?
It was quite sensual...
That is a totally fair viewpoint. Her husband or daughter may have had the skill to pull it off. There is plenty of other stuff to lambaste her over.
Okay, while possible... she has already shown that the rules don't apply to her family. So, again, while possible, not very likely.
She looks like an animatronic Terri Hatcher
ShE JuZ LokD iT uP On InNrNet
Hey look it’s Eva Braun!
Fuck this cross eyed, boxer-jawed Xanax junkie
She probably just watched a YouTube video! Actually I think she has a collection of hair helmets she closes from each morning.
She probably called someone to her house.
And break quarantine like that? Surely you jest! The pinnacle of the Dem party in MI would surely never break her own guidelines...
She goes to her chiropractor too
Let’s not forget her overly botoxed face.
Don't say Roots too loud, it might trigger her Black Lives Matter side, LOL
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Aren't her rules technically circumvented if the hairdresser is a "personal friend" visiting her house and helped her with her hair who just happens to find some money in the drawer? I'm sure that's what her campaign would say at least.
Lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes.
Rules for thee but not for me.
..and after all is said and done the people there will re-elect her.
What a dumb bitch.
Can’t stand that crazy bitch’s face
Leaver her alone, bigots.
She googled how do dye her own hair...
Bruce Jenner is looking rough.
Not to mention that Smooth as glass forehead. Eye spy Botox!