I finally got a haircut yesterday. Found a girl who was cool with me not wearing a mask. Got a text close to my appointment time saying the salon owner was going to be there so I actually would need a mask. I tried to politely cancel, saying "sorry but I'm working from home and won't have time to go buy a mask before the appointment, so I need to cancel sorry". She texts back saying she has a mask for me if I still want to come in.

I sold real estate for a while and absolutely hated when people would cancel their appointments on short notice, so I decided to keep it and use the mask for the very first time in all this fake pandemic bullshit. I opt to have my head completely buzzed with clippers just because it had gotten so long and it's starting to get hot outside. So she starts clipping the hair behind my ears and hits the string for the mask. She looks mortified, starts apologizing and I'm just laughing because I know God bailed me out of wearing the mask. We finished the haircut, nobody caught Covid and somewhere in the world an Antifa bro spilled their soy latte.