No Roots and Hair Coloring not from a Box - Half-Whitmer has been visiting a Salon
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Sorry pedes, I have to weigh in here to the contrary...
My wife gets her roots done once a month or she goes batshit crazy.
But her salon closed and now it had been two months -- TWO MONTHS -- with her birthday fast approaching.
She was distraught. She was crying. She was desperate.
I told her: I can dye your hair!
I went on the Madison Reed website. I watched the videos. And I explained to my wife the process I would be following.
She was in shock... But deep down in her heart, she knew enough about me -- I'm a carpenter, a leather worker, an amateur draftsman -- to recognize, I will be very good at this.
And so she agreed...
And I brushed and pinned her hair into four quadrants.
And I took a comb and brush to further segment her hair into lines where I addressed her roots...
And I addressed each quadrant...
Then I left her to rest for 30 minutes...
Then I came back to pull the color through the rest of her hair...
And when we were done, she was ecstatic.
So maybe, just maybe, Mr. Whitmer?
Oh fuck no! This bitch brought in her stylist, didn't she!!!
Now put that skill to use. Housewives from miles around would lay to get their roots done.
Edit: was gonna change my fat finger on pay to lay but I'm leaving it cause it fits as well. Haha
I like Lay... Lay... Like it lots!!!
You even talk like a hairdresser in that post. Did you break out a lisp while doing it?
It was quite sensual...
That is a totally fair viewpoint. Her husband or daughter may have had the skill to pull it off. There is plenty of other stuff to lambaste her over.
Okay, while possible... she has already shown that the rules don't apply to her family. So, again, while possible, not very likely.