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JimmyJames 55 points ago +55 / -0

“Be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm.”

~ Bricktop

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SwampMidget 28 points ago +28 / -0

They already tried moving into a rural town ... it didn't go well for them.

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Grady_Wilson 15 points ago +15 / -0

Yucaipa isn't really rural.

It's a suburban area with a little larger lots than most suburban areas, except for all the new houses that are built on 6,000 square foot postage stamps.

But there are plenty of solid patriots in the area because it is an older town that has been around awhile.

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terrichris 7 points ago +7 / -0

North Dakota here. During the oil boom, unless your family stuck with it to find your remains, you ended up a forgotten statistic. There are places that Sheriffs do not bother to go.

ND has 3rd and 4th generation hunters.

Stay home with Mommy and in the large cities where it's safer

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Shakakka99 13 points ago +13 / -0

"Get yer tongue out of my arsehole, Gary. Only dogs do that!"

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YugeBallsBelieveMe 11 points ago +12 / -1

In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?

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HKYGOALIE30 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have 2 pigs in Long Island, NY. People always ask if I live on a farm. Yea I kind of do. Haha

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TheRover 30 points ago +30 / -0

I would love to see a line of antifags marching down the county road.

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PantsJihad 28 points ago +28 / -0

LMAO, I know some rural dudes I used to hunt and shoot with in TX. One of them has range cards at every window of his house.

This will not end how Antifa thinks it will.

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RighteousViolence1 25 points ago +25 / -0

One of my good farmer buddies has a 1000 yd range right off his back deck.

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PantsJihad 22 points ago +22 / -0

That is living the dream right there.

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Necrogasmic 7 points ago +7 / -0

I thought my 300 yard range in the backyard was nice. Time to buy some more land.

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Shakakka99 18 points ago +18 / -0

If he's livestreaming any of that shit, I'm buying in.

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TheRover 12 points ago +12 / -0

There's a meme in there somewhere

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Isolated_Patriot 11 points ago +11 / -0

I've seen people double over at their first whiff of manure.

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PaigeAshley [S] 14 points ago +14 / -0

Lol, me too. I have 15 acres, raising dairy goats and chickens. So many people who have come by cringe at any country smells or sights. Even plain mud! So funny...

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10gauge 6 points ago +6 / -0

I have horses and chickens in my mountain home. Also have a commercial chicken farm where we raise 100,000 chickens every three months and we keep 20 head of cattle with a few more horses. All of these smells do not compare to the stench I faced every day while living in the cesspool called San Francisco. It makes no sense to me that people can stand smelling nasty meth heads and human excrement, but can't handle a barnyard. Damn.

Fyi, the chicken houses are unbelievable once we shut the fans down. The ammonia is so strong, it literally corrodes metal. This happens after each flock leaves and we open them up for cake out and set up for next batch.

Edit: "cake out" is a term we use when the layer of chicken manure that is formed is taken out. There are specialized machines for this. We either use that manure on our own pastures or sell it to other cattlemen. Believe it or not, chicken manure is far superior to cow manure.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sorta like the Green Acres theme song. I sneeze at the smaell of mud

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PaigeAshley [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Right! I love that show. 😂

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1776-or-1984 1 point ago +1 / -0

From the first second I clapped eyes on these fags larping in retail-purchased ninja gear, it screamed "poser".

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ekos640 19 points ago +19 / -0

They'd give up after not seeing anyone for 1,500ft in Wyoming

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de9ebkmd7 17 points ago +17 / -0

They will get too scared to venture outside of a city.

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ekos640 16 points ago +16 / -0

Tell them we don't have an Apple store and they won't come.

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Gabbs1212 17 points ago +17 / -0

I had this conversation this morning. Wife and I have a pig (outdoor pet) who would be thrilled to get more food.

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de9ebkmd7 17 points ago +17 / -0

And there is plenty of heavy equipment for digging deep holes and since the left will have abolished law enforcement then I become law enforcement.

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EMP2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's like the opposite of "if everyone's super, no one will be."

"If nobody is law enforcement, anyone can be."

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freefolk 12 points ago +12 / -0

They're not taking the riot to the country. There's no charging stations for their Teslas.

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richmomz 9 points ago +9 / -0

The only way any of those degenerates would ever see the inside of a Tesla is if mommy and daddy bought them one.

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EMP2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

You'd be surprised how many stupid parents there are.

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MichaelDenny 2 points ago +2 / -0

What really?

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MichaelDenny 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s what we have here in MI. The blood thirsty little bastards will strip a man to bare bones in minutes.

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EMP2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wasn't this a plot point for one of Alfred Hitchcock's shows?

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KeyboardWarrior 11 points ago +12 / -1

Lmao. Are we not gonna talk about how laughable this front line is? We've got a fat boy with Motorcycle gloves on. They made a chick with big tits take point. I guess the guy over her right shoulder appears to be somewhat fit they're all wearing sports helmets. Lulz.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

They always put wummenz in front.

This should tell us everything we need to know ...

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sir_rockness 8 points ago +8 / -0

Kentucky has many, many sinkholes... karst topography has great benefits

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JonoftheDeD 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm all for this, but I don't like the idea of feeding soy to hogs.

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MichaelDenny 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kek

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jiujiujiu 7 points ago +7 / -0

A pig farmer I will be.

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Dialectic 4 points ago +4 / -0

Omg did they really say they’re coming? Kek

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WearyDeplorable 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes. Yes, I do. A friend told me. ;)

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pmmeyourproblemsolva 4 points ago +4 / -0

Carole Baskin: "Hold my flowers."

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Afeazo 3 points ago +3 / -0

One rural household can probably keep hundreds of these clowns at bay, and will see them coming and they’ll probably be getting warning shots before they even see who is firing at them.

Plus there’s not gonna be any police to save them out there. They are used to cities where cops and paramedics are minutes away and there can be 40 squad cars and 10 ambulances on seen within 10 minutes. Here they will be lucky if one cop shows up in 20 minutes and if two ambulances can even get there within the hour.

This will be a mistake they wish they never made.

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Early-Slice 3 points ago +3 / -0

Holy shit it couldn’t get much easier. I wouldn’t even have to aim to hit that fat fucking slob in the gut.

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TheWhitestOfFangs 2 points ago +2 / -0

Laughs in Brick-Top

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GhostOfMyFormerSelf 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes, bones and all.

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try4gain 2 points ago +2 / -0

Texas has entered the chat