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uvontheterrible 113 points ago +115 / -2

"If you have a pulse, I'm with you!" LOL

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AlGoreRhythm 67 points ago +68 / -1

"just anybody but this bitch right here" I lol'ed too

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pedeparrot 21 points ago +21 / -0

Absolute M A D L A D. Gotta love GEOTUS

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IamM 21 points ago +21 / -0

It's safe to say Joe Biden isn't getting endorsed by him anytime soon.

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RarestPepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well I heard he was running for senate, that could be his chance now 😂

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neverreddit 12 points ago +12 / -0

This tweet made me so happy. Made me feel like he’s able to be himself right now. Not sure if it’s bc he knows he’s safe or bc he just DGAF anymore. Either way I was happy to see it.

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Squidproblow 71 points ago +73 / -2

The message is WE should be running. We bitch we moan we call people RINOs. We have the best people dont we folks. Run on a purely Pro-Trump platform even in blue areas. I think we’d be surprised.

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johnbillaby 40 points ago +40 / -0

Any Alaskan pedes around that wouldn't mind being famous and don't mind your lives being completely torn apart?

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johnbillaby 10 points ago +10 / -0

I don't know what her deal is, she was with Trump a lot in the early days, but kind of vanished. I think she gave up on being a politician, leftists are far too jealous and cancerous.

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zwiebelsaft 6 points ago +6 / -0

I mean she was just on The Masked Singer...

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johnbillaby 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hahaha yeah, I don't know what her deal is.

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zwiebelsaft 5 points ago +5 / -0

She likes man butts. Thank God I can rock a jockstrap.

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johnbillaby 6 points ago +6 / -0

She probably does, but she's likely really sick of the leftist cancer that obsesses over all of their enemies. They are subhuman garbage because they weren't raised by decent people.

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AlGoreRhythm 42 points ago +43 / -1

I'd like to announce my candidacy for the Great State of Alabama.

...I mean Alaska. Whatever.

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freefolk 24 points ago +24 / -0

If you can go an entire interview without shitting your pants, I support you.

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SPEZ_CUPS_CCP_BALLS 12 points ago +12 / -0

Well looks like Joe and Shartswell are out

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SpaceForceMilitia 9 points ago +9 / -0

They love me. Should i try for their vote too?

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Ameronaut 3 points ago +3 / -0

Are you the other Biden that Joe was talking about?

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JackLemon 14 points ago +15 / -1

She really is I think she is a Dimm infil-traitor like McCain, Collins, Flake, Sasse, Alexander, et al.

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JackLemon 17 points ago +18 / -1

Yep, as I posted before, Trump's attack on the seditious worm Sessions and his endorsement of his opponent was a message to his enemies in the GOP like Murkowski. It is important that Sessions be crushed and humiliated on July 14th. If that happens watch the RINOs either fall in line or self-primary themselves.

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Hiredhook357 17 points ago +17 / -0

I would run, I have never ran for any office, I am well informed, but not as well as I would like to be. I don't believe I'd have a chance in hell of winning, unfortunately. With prep, a good team, and the will of my peers, I would give it a shot. I am a Constitutional Conservative, admire our Founding Fathers, and fully support President Trump. If I thought I could, I would. It is important to replace Senator Murkowski

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Ben45 7 points ago +7 / -0

Give it a shot. You regret the things you don't do.

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krzyzowiec 7 points ago +7 / -0

You’re overly qualified.

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Filledwithfire 15 points ago +15 / -0

Alaska Pede here. For those who don’t know, she was shoehorned into power by daddy, and has remained mediocre at best. She’s done some good things for this state, but she is turning into a rogue senator who does not care. Why would she have to? She has a mansion at home, no real competition during elections, and a really nepotistic state government that favors her name. She has to go. She’s rotting in office and failing our state.

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debi_birx_scarf 11 points ago +11 / -0

Balto for President !

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debi_birx_scarf 5 points ago +5 / -0

or Togo??

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JackLemon 11 points ago +13 / -2

Any chance we can convince Candace Owens to move to Alaska?

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StaryHickory 8 points ago +8 / -0

God I hope she gets primaried. Such a poor representative of that state I dont care who her daddy was

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tdwinner2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

Next do Graham. Romney. Burr. Those fuckers.

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SuperSilly 7 points ago +7 / -0

Is she the one that won by write-in?

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anon572759 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yes. I was so fucking happy after she got primaried out, then that shit happened. Should have been an Athens Recount.

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ftwtidder 4 points ago +4 / -0

Remember what happened the last time Murkowski lost the GOP primary?

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anon572759 3 points ago +3 / -0

Murkowski is a pretty sneaky sis.

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nakedjay 3 points ago +3 / -0

Damn, that's brutal.

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anon572759 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Run anybody else, DILLIGAF, get the bitch gone Alaska!" - Our Favorite President

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zbender83 2 points ago +2 / -0

Amen!

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GodzillaTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lots of people have said they have actually laughed out loud in real life at Trump tweets....the second part of this one finally got me!

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GrimCovfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0
#imwithyou
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DarkRiver 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think Palin is no more interested at least she should help us get someone. Alaska pedes check the requirements and throw your hat in

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Eluetheria 1 point ago +1 / -0

I live here. I would run but I still am not old enough(29 years old). I wish I was born in 1990, not 1991.

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AlGoreRhythm 17 points ago +19 / -2

That's why he said 2 years from now

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Staatssicherheit 11 points ago +11 / -0

Murkowski is helping burn America to the ground. Why shouldn't Trump try to stop her?

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freefolk 8 points ago +8 / -0

You do realize there's millions of people who can do that way better than the President. From the police to the Governors, they have the power that the President doesn't. We don't need to kill flies with howitzers.