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runonce 26 points ago +26 / -0

I'm gonna make popcorn. This is gonna be good.

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lalicat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mogadishu.

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Spooky_Lunch 7 points ago +7 / -0

Can't wait to see how this fails.

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GoldenEarz 6 points ago +7 / -1

Black Hawk Down, Minneapolis style.

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definitelyright 19 points ago +19 / -0

Leave now, if you live there.

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truckofpeace717 2 points ago +2 / -0

Was on the way out anyway,

have been in rural Indiana with family due to Corona. I’ve never been more glad to be out.

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Irishman4Trump 7 points ago +7 / -0

Every cop should call in sick with Covid-19. I mean every one of them. Go home protect home, family, neighbors. Wait it out. And let Trump bail them out at the end with a stipen

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556x45mm 7 points ago +7 / -0

Mexican Drug Cartel enters the chat

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suckmycorona 6 points ago +6 / -0

“It’s a bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off for them.”

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Knight1_of_Sunset 6 points ago +6 / -0

transformative new model of public safety

Oh, and what will it entail? Roaming mobs of angry Pantifa punks and terrorists ready to lynch people they don't like?

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ProudWhiteMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cops armed with whistles wearing pink outfits and booty shorts with rainbow badges. Ranks will be based on care bear character names.

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spuger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ah, the UK system.

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Rossphi 6 points ago +6 / -0

Go for it! I’d be selling my house

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Trumpican 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is the process they are required to follow, according to the city charter. I wonder how long it will take to get done.

https://web.archive.org/web/20200527220507/http://www.ci.minneapolis.mn.us/charter/amendment-process

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agent2421 4 points ago +4 / -0

Cool - note to self ... Stay outta Minnesota.

Once it's in shambles ... maybe Democrats will wake up and get a clue

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Leuraness 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes about time, for another 'committee of public safety'.

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ihatespeech 3 points ago +3 / -0

Everyone on that police force is trying to line up a new job right now. The only ones left will be the horrible ones no one else wants to hire.

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bantar 3 points ago +3 / -0

Remember Hurricane Katrina, that gave New Orleans a cleansing bath? Some police abandoned or evacuated the city, others were stranded on dry land unable to reach far parts and lo and behold, anarchy started immediately.

Police allow us to have an orderly society. We need them!

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Thingthing22 3 points ago +3 / -0

What the fuck. Did they just say no police is the new policy?

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based_unicorn 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is straight up Communism.

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JamesBond007 2 points ago +2 / -0

I need to buy calls on Uhaul because it’s going to the moon with everyone loading up and leaving Minnesota, New York and California for the Free Srates Of America.

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MAGA_Master 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh dis gonna be gud

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Dremux 1 point ago +1 / -0

So like what, the SS? Is that how you're going to start being the fascist jackboot thugs you always wanted to be? Just call it something else, no one will notice...

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Pirate_Lafitte 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good. That will put MN safely in the R column this November

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Dialectic 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you're in minneapolis, it's time to evacuate.

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