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SpaceRussian 6 points ago +6 / -0

"This is not a test. This is your emergency broadcast system announcing the commencement of the Annual Purge sanctioned by the Minneapolis Government. Weapons of class 4 and lower have been authorized for use during the Purge. All other weapons are restricted. The Mayor and City Council have been granted immunity from the Purge and shall not be harmed. Commencing at the siren, any and all crime, including murder, will be legal for 12 continuous months. Police, fire, and emergency medical services will be unavailable until the Purge concludes. Blessed by our New Founding Xirs and Minneapolis, a city reborn. May Moloch be with you all."

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AppRep 4 points ago +4 / -0

Give them rape whistles and a book of stickers

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
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jeigh44 2 points ago +2 / -0

Welcome to Thunder Dome... Master Blaster

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Dobbsfan2.0 2 points ago +2 / -0

I bet property values just took a massive hit.

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BeauBidenBrainTumor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Minnedishu business owners, listen up! You better invest in bulletproof glass, security guards, and comprehensive insurance plans now. The cost of doing business is going up and the police will not be there to protect you.

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Roadrash 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think the better advice is to just leave

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donalds_stones 2 points ago +2 / -0

And don’t come to Wisconsin

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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Yeti2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sell your homes and move.

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SkitShowPhrenia 1 point ago +1 / -0

Homes will be worthless. This has potential to ruin an entire city more so than it already is

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gaijin_ronin 1 point ago +1 / -0

MoosfLem Patrol inbound

Hide ya wife Hide ya kids