"This is not a test. This is your emergency broadcast system announcing the commencement of the Annual Purge sanctioned by the Minneapolis Government. Weapons of class 4 and lower have been authorized for use during the Purge. All other weapons are restricted. The Mayor and City Council have been granted immunity from the Purge and shall not be harmed. Commencing at the siren, any and all crime, including murder, will be legal for 12 continuous months. Police, fire, and emergency medical services will be unavailable until the Purge concludes. Blessed by our New Founding Xirs and Minneapolis, a city reborn. May Moloch be with you all."
Minnedishu business owners, listen up! You better invest in bulletproof glass, security guards, and comprehensive insurance plans now. The cost of doing business is going up and the police will not be there to protect you.
"This is not a test. This is your emergency broadcast system announcing the commencement of the Annual Purge sanctioned by the Minneapolis Government. Weapons of class 4 and lower have been authorized for use during the Purge. All other weapons are restricted. The Mayor and City Council have been granted immunity from the Purge and shall not be harmed. Commencing at the siren, any and all crime, including murder, will be legal for 12 continuous months. Police, fire, and emergency medical services will be unavailable until the Purge concludes. Blessed by our New Founding Xirs and Minneapolis, a city reborn. May Moloch be with you all."
Give them rape whistles and a book of stickers
Welcome to Thunder Dome... Master Blaster
I bet property values just took a massive hit.
Minnedishu business owners, listen up! You better invest in bulletproof glass, security guards, and comprehensive insurance plans now. The cost of doing business is going up and the police will not be there to protect you.
I think the better advice is to just leave
And don’t come to Wisconsin
Sell your homes and move.
Homes will be worthless. This has potential to ruin an entire city more so than it already is
MoosfLem Patrol inbound
Hide ya wife Hide ya kids