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zwiebelsaft 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah there are times in the bible where you're kinda surprised Jesus himself didn't say "oh for fucks sake..."

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RiverFenix 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think Jesus was a pede... he spoke our language and we (as disciples) wouldn't have been offended by a little locker-room talk in order to get a good analogy/point across.

"You want Wine? There's your fucking wine. points finger and miracle happens Now can I get back to what I was saying?" - Jesus

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zwiebelsaft 2 points ago +2 / -0

Actually I agree. I once went to a PCUSA sermon where the pastor bitched about that scene, saying he could have done something more productive than turn water into wine, and went off on a tangent about global warming and veganism somehow.

I stopped taking that denomination seriously.