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SixteenBeatsAOne 125 points ago +126 / -1

This Jobs Report is perfectly timed, because President Trump needed a win today -- especially with all these canonization efforts of St. George, Patron Saint of armed felons and the adult film industry.

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omegapede 22 points ago +22 / -0

Meth and Fentanyl? Have I been doing it wrong this whole time?

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kag-2020- 5 points ago +5 / -0

"10 reasons why meth doesn't cure Corona"

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SixteenBeatsAOne 13 points ago +13 / -0

If ever there was a re-casting of The Phantom Menace, George Floyd would have played Mace Dindu.

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HistoryInvestigator 6 points ago +7 / -1

Given his adult film career, he would likely have been in The Phantom Anus

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SixteenBeatsAOne 1 point ago +2 / -1

The Phantom Penis

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VoltronGreen1981 21 points ago +21 / -0

That would mean they'd have to acknowledge that they are accountable for their own behavior. It means giving up the "institutional racism" myth and admitting that white people, as a group, aren't really oppressing them.

Sadly that's asking a lot in this day and age.

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kag-2020- 2 points ago +2 / -0

There are a lot who think that way, the problem is the fake news mafia doesn't turn them into idols.

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SixteenBeatsAOne 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dementia Joe continues to put his foot in his mouth with this "basket of deplorables" comment.

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Strike_Eagle784 5 points ago +5 / -0

Unfortunately, there is a loud minority of black people who feel that they are part of a protected class. The attitudes of those people need to change so that they don't look up to asswipes like Al Sharpton.

Edit: Edited for grammar. This comment was one of the first things I did this morning lol.

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humped2424 4 points ago +4 / -0

Only one is Candace Owens, she literally said there’s a problem black culture celebrates thugs and not good role models.

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fadingecho 8 points ago +8 / -0

Just avoid the David Carradine stuff, weirdo.

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BigMikesIke 22 points ago +22 / -0

This is of the highest kek

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Indiana_Jones 7 points ago +7 / -0

If Biden becomes President, from day one on, everything bad will be due to Trump, because "we need to make the things right, that Trump did wrong", and everything good will be of Biden.

Even if Trump said "Find a cure for cancer" the day before he left office and the next day the find it, they will say "Biden did it!"

And Biden really did it! He touched all those little girls.

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Lassosummoner 43 points ago +44 / -1

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/may-jobs-report-2020-coronavirus-pandemic-unemployment-rate-payrolls-151210655.html

13.3% unemployment rate Change in non-farm payrolls: +2.509 million vs. -7.5 million expected and -20.687 million in April

Unemployment rate: 13.3% vs. 19.0% expected and 14.7% in April

Salty liberal tears :)

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TappenZee 32 points ago +33 / -1

That’s only because Obama made this economy. Then Corona trump ruined it. Obama made it good again.

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JoeBob 14 points ago +14 / -0

THANKS OBAMA!!!!!!!!!

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BigMikesIke 10 points ago +10 / -0

Its too bad drumph doesn't have a magic wand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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magabigleague2 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Obama economy strikes again!

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thuggishruggishtrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

So you DO believe Obama is running a shadow presidency?

Butbutmuhconspiracytheoryaljfoeiwoejfieowifo.

liberalbrain.exe has stopped working.

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Tonightm01 37 points ago +37 / -0

The far-left used the plandemic to get schools closed and to get people out of work. So they would have an army all ready and waiting with most of the pissed off they are jobless.

Trump has to get the country open now more than ever.

Considering the far left has blown the lockdown wide open as the bullshit it was the time is now.

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Isolated_Patriot 20 points ago +20 / -0

"In order to support teh peaceful protesters around the country, I am declaring the lock-down officially at an end."

Can you imagine the salt? XD

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yesican 2 points ago +2 / -0

This report is true for me. Lost my library job and my pending summer camp job, and now I got a better substitute teaching job lined up. But I’m only going to start having it when the schools open up again.

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Lawless 24 points ago +24 / -0

Msm ignore this?

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slrpnls 9 points ago +9 / -0

It was all over the local radio station this morning. They had on their "Financial guy" who was trying to go all "Muh New Normal! People don't want to go to bars. Blah, blah, blah." Meanwhile I'm just thinking about how, despite not drinking, I'd hit up a speakeasy if there was one around.

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Coslin 7 points ago +7 / -0

People need to socialize. Even if it's with just one or two other people. The desire for human interaction is in our bones. That's why bars, restaurants, clubs, gyms, etc etc are all so successful (when run correctly).

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themightykekfish 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love a good dive bar

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slrpnls 1 point ago +1 / -0

My family broke quarantine a while back and have been having regular family get togethers (of more than 12 people) for a long time. I would've gone earlier but my wife wanted to "do the right thing." At Easter she had a breakdown. We started all getting together after that and do so every weekend and everyone has been happier because of it.

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JoeBob 6 points ago +6 / -0

FUCK MSM... the stock market is going to explode on this. That's where the truth is at.

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rubberkidney 1 point ago +1 / -0

"13% of americans unemployed in worse president caused economic disaster in history"

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CraftyBarnardo 20 points ago +20 / -0

Now we know why democrats have been rioting.

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kag-2020- 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ding ding ding! They knew we were bouncing back and needed a new catastrophe.

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HiddenDekuScrub 16 points ago +16 / -0

All things considered, the economy is shifting, because the demand is shifting.

COVID was a mess, but it demanded manpower in different areas.

What happens when we get back to normal?

A local restaurant opened up a ton of outdoor tables and tents to get around Lujan Grisham's BS. This place is usually packed to the point of standing room only in the lobby. What if that lightbulb goes off and they build an outdoor patio to handle more customers. People gotta wait tables and cook for them.

Other restaurants are going takeout/delivery-only until the stupid mask crap goes away. Other businesses are not bothering the customers about masks.

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slrpnls 6 points ago +6 / -0

Takeout sadly doesn't have the same kinds of margins, especially when delivery companies get involved (another reason I never use them.) I saw one takeout place near my parents' house suddenly become home to people camping out on the lawn and parking lot to eat. The restaurant couldn't give a shit.

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Sea_Still 9 points ago +9 / -0

Democrats Outraged!

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LionTed 8 points ago +8 / -0

Obama did this

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Ophelia 8 points ago +8 / -0

We’ll fucking do it again.

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SemperFree 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wasn't it under 3%?

Good game Plandemic

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PewPew_ThaDuK 6 points ago +6 / -0

holy fuck, blue states can stay closed~!!!!

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Ryoten 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm being honest when i say this, but i fully expect them to detonate a nuclear weapon in an American city to stop Trump. They will do anything. Nothing is off the table.

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DeadOverRed 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why do you think Obama gave so much money to Iran?

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BunnyPicnic 5 points ago +5 / -0

The Dow is around 26,000. We're only a few thousand points away from being back to pre-covid numbers. The left told us it was worse than the depression, yet, here we are, not doing nearly as bad as originally thought. Trump won't get any credit, even though he received most of the blame. It's fascinating.

These liberal weiners don't realize that their antics are making president Trump the most popular president in history.

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tiamat 5 points ago +5 / -0

I wont be happy till its 5% again, the corona virus reaction has to be one of the greatest nonmilitary mistakes in history

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okayfilet 5 points ago +5 / -0

On a completely unrelated note, rioting intensifies.

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KnottyJane 3 points ago +3 / -0

The media is already trying to downplay it - "it's just employers bringing their people back to work, it was expected eventually" blah blah blah

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AmericaFirstMAGA88 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why does the news hate GOOD news so much? Everyone should be celebrating this good news

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DonttrustChina 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump's economy was too strong for Corona. He put too much wealth in our pockets for a mere two months to drain it all. As soon as tyrant governors allowed, everybody could just reopen their shops and rehire their employees..

And the Dems figured this out, that's why we're having race riots, so that mass gatherings will spread corona and they can pretend that justifies a second lockdown. Cuz the first one didn't do the job.

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righttowolfarms 2 points ago +2 / -0

People see the people cleaning up and rebuilding after the rioting and now have the spirit of work in them.

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HenkZeilstra 2 points ago +2 / -0

We are going to need a bigger bigger corona wave guys @Fauci get onto it, @Esper continue being traitorous

~Dems

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Ryoten 2 points ago +2 / -0

They couldn't even beat him on crashing the economy......

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Keiichi81 2 points ago +3 / -1

The U.S. unemployment rate unexpectedly dropped to 13.3 percent in May, down from a record high in April, indicating the nation's economy is recovering faster than expected from the coronavirus lockdown.

What was it that Trump said about the economy recovering once the Democrat-imposed lockdowns were ended? I believe the phrase "like a rocket" was used.

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PianoPede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice

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Dimedog 2 points ago +2 / -0

Time to rise up

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SAW2TH 2 points ago +2 / -0

They think they fucked Trump, but what they did is lob him a slow pitch so that he could absolutely CRUSH it out of the park... and just before the elections.

Thanks democrats!!!

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FergieJR 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just hired 3 people this week which brings me up to over 20 employees.... We had a record setting Thursday yesterday, over 5 grand in sales, in the history of being open.

Fucking MAGA!!!

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Omgwtfbbq 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow, impressive! I know we lost a lot, but maybe we’ll have sustained months like that.

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Banick088 2 points ago +2 / -0

If he can get the unemployment in the 8-10% region before November it is an auto win.

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CpD3 2 points ago +2 / -0

The MSM will have a bitch of a time spinning this one.

"What?!? ONLY down to 13%?!? Should have been 10% you incompetent orange person thingy. WE'RE ALL DOOMED. DOOMED I SAY!!!!"

Riots at 11:00.

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Keiichi81 1 point ago +1 / -0

You could point out that "experts" expected it to rise to 19%, but "experts" also predicted that 2 million Americans would die from the Commie Cough and leftists still cry out that 100k Americans were "killed by Trump's bungled response," so...

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Ariztocrat 1 point ago +1 / -0

"HERPADERP WHERE'S THAT THREE PERCENT YOU WERE SO PROUD OF NAAHH NAAHH"

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thuggishruggishtrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn that was fast.

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techadm 2 points ago +2 / -0

The economy re-opens. Unemployment goes down. Leftists are shocked.