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squarkle_bargle 27 points ago +27 / -0

Democrats are shaking with anger that we are back on the path to prosperity.

DOW has just made up all losses it incurred since October - BIG news!

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Cmchn 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was convinced we were on our way to irrelevancy 5 years ago. Now, every time I start to doubt we're coming back, we make everyone look like nerds.

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ParticleCannon 5 points ago +5 / -0

> Get the pasty college dropouts on the phone, we need to destroy more cities

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Peashout 2 points ago +2 / -0

But we've already burned a the blue counties.

Go to red ones!

Ummmmmm, naw I'm good dawg.

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zwiebelsaft 2 points ago +2 / -0

I bought the dip. The funny part is my financial advisor was like "Z, why the fuck are you investing now when you have debt?"

I says "FA, I'm doing something now that future me will thank past me for". Well thanks, past me.

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