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Fuck liberals. (media.patriots.win) ⚠ NSFCucks ⚠
posted ago by dirtysanchez69 ago by dirtysanchez69 +4247 / -0
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HeavyVetting 197 points ago +199 / -2

Basically they are. It seems like a lot of people in these "protests" are just looking for an excuse to hang out with friends again. The virtue signalling is just icing on the cake.

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KeyboardWarrior 148 points ago +149 / -1

Just call everything a protest. Problem solved.

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KekistanPM 98 points ago +99 / -1

Time to invite all my friends and family over for a protest BBQ! It's gonna be a good time!

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Danny1878 80 points ago +81 / -1

Don't forget to make up some signs to hold "Fuck this!", An "Screw that", to get the authentic protest feel.

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Nalgahyde 53 points ago +54 / -1

"Fuck this 12-person limit on gatherings."

"Screw that list of tyrannical edicts."

Starting 'pedes off with a few poster slogans for the family reunion protest.

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Everquest4Life 23 points ago +24 / -1

So...Fuck 12??

Things have come full circle. This timeline is ridiculous.

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Nalgahyde 5 points ago +7 / -2

I added the hyphen betwen the "12" and "person" so you don't get confused. Oh, I also want to point out there was a "this" between "Fuck" and "12" so any mistake in reading comprehension was on your part. :)

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HockeyMom4Trump 3 points ago +4 / -1

12 person limit! LMAO

And protests everywhere are full of people

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HocusLocus 2 points ago +3 / -1

Cognitive dissonance, illustrated

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donaldschwarzenegger 25 points ago +26 / -1

You also need the overweight pale pink mohawk girl with a black skirt and black high top boots, got that riot look

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Raindrops1984 17 points ago +18 / -1

I thought the pink Mohawk girl was naked and crapping on an overturned police car. Did she get dressed again?

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agile_a 2 points ago +3 / -1

it was never about coronavirus

coronavirus was a hoax

democrats have ated to destroy the economy

the country locked down for no reason

40 mill people filed for unemployment for no reason

100K businesses went bankrupt FOR NO REASON

the coronavirus was always a Democrat hoax. them to destroy the economy in order to hurt Trump. just like they always said they would

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Snerdley 5 points ago +6 / -1

THis must be what all the hoopla is about. I see "F*ck 12" Graffitti all over the place

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highlandparker 0 points ago +1 / -1

That's a reference to a police drug law. I looked it up. As ACAB means, all cops are bad. Anarchists.

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aztecpontiac 4 points ago +5 / -1

How about we all have #fundthepolice counter protests, and raise as much money as we can to support our boys in blue? These people had no reason to not walk out over the last week with all of this hate, shootings, attacks, etc. They need our support now more than ever, without them we would be living in complete collapse right now.

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NormaJeanRocks 8 points ago +9 / -1

We're protesting soy!

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EricCharliemella 2 points ago +3 / -1

We are eating this smoked brisket, and copious amounts of ribs to protest veganism

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Raindrops1984 31 points ago +32 / -1

I’m planning to go to a protest at my church at 10:00 Sunday. Attire is Sunday best!

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KeyboardWarrior 10 points ago +11 / -1

Hahahahahahahahahahaha "Looting" the church of our own prayers and sending them to Christ

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chambleepede 28 points ago +29 / -1

I mean, protestant churches should just say... it's right there in the name!

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KeyboardWarrior 6 points ago +7 / -1

You're not wrong.

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obamadotru 2 points ago +3 / -1

Protesting the violations of my freedom of religion

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theReallyRealRJ 11 points ago +12 / -1

The key seems to be chaining the protests.

1 - gather 12 people 2 - 100 people show up to protest the 12 person limit 3 - 100 people show up to protest the 100 person limit 4 - ??? 5 - Profit!

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Mitschu 0 points ago +1 / -1

Gather 12 people to vote for Trump because Biden is a creep.

Then have 100 people show up to protest each individual person (100 "down with person 1", 100 "down with person 2", etc., so 1,200 total) because you should vote for Trump because you like him, not because of how terrible Biden is.

Then have 100 people show up to protest each individual protester (100 "down with protester 1 who said down with person 1", 100 "down with protester 2 who said down with person 1", etc., so 120,000 total), because regardless of the reason, all Dem candidates are fucking disgusting and you shouldn't need a justification to get out and vote for Trump.

At some point, Trump himself shows up to protest having a pro-Trump protest with 121,212 people that doesn't even include him.

A few months later, Demwits finally figure out the ruse and realize how we were still able to have so many rallies, but it's too late by then.

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theReallyRealRJ 0 points ago +1 / -1

I like these numbers. They are definitely NOT rookie numbers!

Good thinking, pede!

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brsmith77 11 points ago +12 / -1

Just wait 'til they see the real Americans protest on Nov 3rd.

The salt is going to be unreal.

Obligatory 'do not get complacent, get out and vote'.

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KeyboardWarrior 12 points ago +13 / -1

Obligatory do not get complacent, get out and vote.

Repeat

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exRedditPhoenix 13 points ago +14 / -1

Yeah, I think people are bored from being cooped up for three months. Nice way to get a thrill, chill with other libtards, and be a hero at the same time ...

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BoughtByBloomberg 9 points ago +9 / -0

That one dude that actually is there for a reason: "It was a crime what they did to George"

11 other people looting shit: "Who?"

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Russianbot45 5 points ago +5 / -0

People were just bored to death. And needed an outlet.

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grenades_and_ham 3 points ago +3 / -0

Plus the 4k TV's and Courvoisier

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Basedkyeng 24 points ago +24 / -0

this ^

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wendysspicynuggets 17 points ago +17 / -0

Can it be a picnic protests? Kind of like the opposite of a hunger strike, just 100 people eating together that will really show em that black lives matter. 100 people sitting and eating together to show that Floyd can never eat again. If a wedding happens so be it, Floyd can never get married

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Randomite 3 points ago +4 / -1

Protesting that hamburger buns are bigger than hamburgers. Let's go to DC!

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ChickNorris 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can it be a picnic protests? Kind of like the opposite of a hunger strike, just 100 people eating together that will really show em that black lives matter.

Sure, just bring a poster board and write on it whatever fits.

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mrbear10mm 13 points ago +13 / -0

I said the same but you beat me to it. 100%

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KnobGoblin 7 points ago +7 / -0

Is that what all this “fuck12” stuff means?!

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based_unicorn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahaha

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Repart05 1 point ago +1 / -0

Police Drug Agency

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r_u_srs_srsly 217 points ago +217 / -0

They will make rules for soft targets.

Easy to arrest a mom pushing her kid on a swing at the park

Hard to tell thousands of coke'd up rioters to go home

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WilburPudding 21 points ago +21 / -0

Demoralized is right.

https://youtu.be/bX3EZCVj2XA

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AlphaNathan 3 points ago +3 / -0

knew before clicking

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Skeld 6 points ago +9 / -3

You just say "bingo".

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stratocaster_patriot 19 points ago +19 / -0

Well when they abolish the police how are they going to enforce this. I'd love some blue haired land whale to try and get me to go home.

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hit_backspace 3 points ago +3 / -0

Black Bloc and Antifa would get a free pass to attack anyone.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 7 points ago +7 / -0

Once you've topped 100 people you've lost your ability to crowd control. Might as well be 1000, a million, whatever.

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Johnfox13 3 points ago +3 / -0

Reminds me of my mom: made rules for the easy boys including myself- the crazy teen sisters however did not have the rules

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EDDIT_IS_CUCKED 150 points ago +150 / -0

We have reached peak HONK.

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SkitShowPhrenia 57 points ago +57 / -0

Unfortunately, we’re nowhere near close my fren

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DrCowboyPresident 19 points ago +19 / -0

Peak HONK is when they have you breaking granite with stone age tools as the looters and rioters are given the positions as your prison guards.

Already happened in the USSR, on an industrial scale.

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Whoopies_tds 15 points ago +15 / -0

Sadly probably true 👆

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kish-kumen 11 points ago +11 / -0

I would like to know more...

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donalds_stones 6 points ago +6 / -0

where do i sign?

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SpaceForceMilitia 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ready and waiting

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 8 points ago +8 / -0

Everyone is equal when they're dead.

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DeadOverRed 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is definitely going to happen.

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DrCowboyPresident 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm getting Space Station 13 vietnam flashbacks from this post.

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chelthing 4 points ago +4 / -0

Supersonic Honks!

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freeelectron 1 point ago +2 / -1

vaporizing light travels alot faster than sound tho.

what is the HONK HONK from originally? i see it on here alot

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MaxineWaters4Prez 6 points ago +6 / -0

Karen will need to speak to the warheads manager.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 6 points ago +6 / -0

Muh science!

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Fremium2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

Need a source for honkers that are made in America because the rubber has almost melted off of mine.

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chelthing 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm just going to call liberals "honkers" now. Their platform is nothing short of a loud, annoying blast of hot air.

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ARfreedom 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sadly I don't think there is a peak HONK. I would have thought peak stupid was Congressman Hank Johnson voicing concerns about troop movements causing an island to capsize, but then AOC reaches a new peak stupid every time she opens her donkey mouth.

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ShalomRPh 3 points ago +3 / -0

Congressman Hank Honk Johnson

FTFY.

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ARfreedom 1 point ago +1 / -0

And now that's how I'll refer to him going forward. Excellent correction.

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RiverFenix 39 points ago +40 / -1

Just make sure your Gym sells Alcohol or weed..

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ActionExpress 20 points ago +20 / -0

Point a loaded gun at a women’s pregnant belly? Three funerals for you sir. Pillar of the community.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 9 points ago +9 / -0

Violent felons honored like heads of state.

Clown 🤡 World 🌎

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Rufus_Shinra 4 points ago +4 / -0

Communist world. Communists are evil and they love their fellow criminals.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 7 points ago +7 / -0

stumbles This pre-work out tastes funny...

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coupgardener 17 points ago +17 / -0

Now I'm imagining a whole array of different riot themed exercises.

  • Molotov overhand throw
  • "I can't breathe" yoga positions
  • Hands up, don't shoot while holding dumbbells
  • Kneeling lunges

This could work!

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coupgardener 6 points ago +6 / -0

60" TV deadlifts

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chelthing 2 points ago +2 / -0

LMAO!

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2WrongsMakeALeft 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kettle bells, not dumbells - sort yourself out! Dumbells are the patriarchy!

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Danny1878 2 points ago +2 / -0

Protesting being fat.

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STEVE_HUFFMANS_BULL 33 points ago +33 / -0

Bold of you to assume they want an election to even happen. Why else would they throw someone up who would be guaranteed to lose?

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FuckRioters 9 points ago +9 / -0

Or mail-in, because twitter told me voter fraud doesn't exist.

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freeelectron 5 points ago +6 / -1

in california, some voter fraud is actually legal. and it's time to make it a two way street. republicans can harvest ballots too.

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PedeInADeepBlueSea 2 points ago +2 / -0

But if republicans start to harvest ballots, then that would be illegal election interference!

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DeusVultPepe 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's crossing my mind.

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ThatGuyFromFark 50 points ago +50 / -0

🤡🌎 Now going shopping will be a protest for me. I'm going to smash open my local restaurant and open the dining room back up. We have been approaching this wrong the entire time

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KeyboardWarrior 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't forget to ask the riot Chef to come through.

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Tonightm01 26 points ago +26 / -0

Just wait for the weekend then look at the 100 people cap.

All the advice I can give to people now is to get armed and get ready. Keep in contact with other people in your area.

Don not be caught off guard.

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SoYuge 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gun control people should not be allowed to speak publicly at this point about politics, they've lost the right. Should also not be allowed to own guns.

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UPplNoALotBoutTrucks 2 points ago +3 / -1

Gun ownership is everyone's right, I just hope they quit preaching like idiots against them.

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Ebbie8708 21 points ago +21 / -0

‘Facts not fear’?

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 8 points ago +8 / -0

Party of Science

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UpTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Really really really ironic. When they try to say facts over fear in the future, remind them of this

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FuckRioters 5 points ago +5 / -0

Who knew the cure for Covid-19 was virtue-signaling?

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Thoborius 17 points ago +17 / -0

Looks like it's time for a "protest" at the park over some burgers and beer.

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Nicktdot 16 points ago +16 / -0

GUYZE! PROTEST AT MY HOUSE THIS WEEKEND!

WE PROTESTING BBQs / SMOKERS and we will march with RIBS and BEERS in my backyard!

WHAT DO WE WANT? I want my baby back ribs!

WHEN DO WE WANT IT? when they fall off the bone!

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Coslin 14 points ago +14 / -0

Moving the goalposts one BLM order at a time.

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LeftistsAreInsane 13 points ago +13 / -0

Remember when we were told roughly two weeks ago that your First Amendment right to practice your religion didn't allow you go to church in person in violation of the stay at home or "social distancing" orders?

It's funny how there's now an exception for another First Amendment right because the left is now exercising it. Yeah, funny how that works...

Oh, by the way, get fucked leftists. The jobs report just came out and it's 3 million more jobs, plus the stock market is on fire. Above 27,000 for the Dow Jones. That's what you truly fear.

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UpTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

And the churches are still closed in this county

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JeremyHall 3 points ago +3 / -0

And not a single protest. What’s that tell you?

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MenicusMoldbug 13 points ago +13 / -0

We can't tolerate two systems of laws.

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OliverWillis 10 points ago +11 / -1

OK, protest at my house tonight, the whole neighborhood is invited!

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I_LUV_WINNING 5 points ago +5 / -0

Youre doing it wrong, protest at Bill gates house tonight, all invited.

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 9 points ago +9 / -0

HEY GOVERNMENT:

LIGMA

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nomoreprinkles 8 points ago +8 / -0

Who cares about corona. In all seriousness do whatever you want and if they get onto you just hold up a mongoloid fist and say black lives matter. They won't touch you.

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we_won_the_war_jack 3 points ago +3 / -0

Smart. I like.

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booblitchutz 8 points ago +8 / -0

20 years. That's how long the anger and distrust of "the hippies" lasted after the violence of the late 60s. Americans watched as riots raged in the late 60s and realized that the veneer of "peace and love" was a cover for anarchists trying to take down society.

I'm old enough to remember this distrust. People HATED hippies with a passion, and no more vehemently than the early 70s when we were still picking up the pieces from their riots and violence.

What we're seeing right now is the early phases of what happened in the late 60s and early 70s, with the riots and race war propaganda. Soon will come assassinations. Then in all likelihood a few decades of extreme distrust of leftists again.

In the late 80s there was a cultural change, led by the media, to repaint the radicals and anarchist leftists from the 60s as "the hippies" who wanted "peace and love", which was a complete lie but enough time had passed that it worked.

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trumpORbust 11 points ago +11 / -0

I do

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enoughdakka 3 points ago +3 / -0

Them and the pride parades if that shit gets going. Let them all rot

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mrbear10mm 7 points ago +7 / -0

"This isn't a birthday party, it's a peaceful protest of social gatherings of up to 12 people."

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AbrahamLincoln 6 points ago +6 / -0

"We looted this cake, it's fine."

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RivalPipe 6 points ago +6 / -0

You guys being social?

No, Officer, we are protesting with sauce graffiti on these pork chops and crushing these aluminum beer cans.

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MysticB 6 points ago +6 / -0

We had to cancel my wife's baby shower for this shit. Now I realize I should have just called it an anti abortion protest.

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MysticB 2 points ago +2 / -0

They are letting me be there, but no one else can come visit and I can't leave the hospital till we all leave. But if we test positive for the WuFlu they threatened to "quarantine " the baby for two weeks. Best part is when I asked my lawyer what my rights are she tells me "Just go with what the doctor tells you".

I'll find out in just a few weeks now.

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MysticB 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pretty sure my wife would lose her shit if she had to go in there without her support. haha.

Worst comes to worse and I have a fever when i go in and they try to pull that shit I will most certainly be fighting it and demanding to quarantine in my own home.

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MysticB 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you!

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nowrongwrong 6 points ago +6 / -0

No, this isn't a church gathering of 100 people.... we're protesting Satan.

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MakeLiberalsCryAgain 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's amazing how hardly anyone protested over all the authoritarian, illegal lockdowns, and the ones who did, did it peacefully. Yet, all these cities are rioting and looting over some guy that got himself killed by the police. Not saying he deserved to die, but if he followed directions, he would have been fine. It's pretty simple—don't break the law, and don't fight the police if you have to interact with them. After years and years of black killings in Chicago and other urban areas, there still aren't protests over that. I guess black lives only matter sometimes.

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ShrikeDeCil 4 points ago +5 / -1

Globalists are the systemic racism.

Note that built into that is the disparate "OMG, now look at the infection rates!"

#BFFFM

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chartmerchant 4 points ago +5 / -1

Welcome to the new world order where everything is strictly apportioned.

Go to the cafeteria for your lunch of 1 scoop of glop and 1 cup of coffee. You are allowed 1 weak whisky per day. Now stand in front of the telescreen for the mandatory 30 minutes of calisthenics, followed by a 2 minutes hate of the orange man bad.

We have always been at war with Eurasia.

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POWESHOW 4 points ago +5 / -1

Contra Costa County, that’s me! That’s me! Fellow CoCo County residents stand up!

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UpTrump 1 point ago +2 / -1

Hey fuck this place

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POWESHOW 0 points ago +1 / -1

I’m in Lafayette, bro. Absolutely no complaints on my end!

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UpTrump 0 points ago +1 / -1

Alamo, which is nice, but the regulations of the state are killing me. I wanna move soon

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based_unicorn 0 points ago +1 / -1

CoCo County here too!

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redditadminssuckit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Holy shit

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Censorddit 3 points ago +4 / -1

I'm sorry you're in coco county 😥 I couldn't get out of there fast enough.

12 shootings from gang bangers on my street alone one year!

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UpTrump 1 point ago +2 / -1

And yet our leadership is still corrupted as fuck

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Censorddit 0 points ago +1 / -1

That's good to hear. I still got friends out there

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DJT_FTW 3 points ago +4 / -1

Simple solution just say that your 12+ gathering is protesting coronavirus then you’re clear to have up to 100 of your friends and family hang out with you lol

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UpTrump 1 point ago +2 / -1

And say the 100 person limit is unconstitutional (it is) and get unlimited people

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HeavyVetting 3 points ago +4 / -1

Imagine how quick they would be to compromise that black people don't count as full people so they can argue they're under those limits.

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ChickenBiscut 2 points ago +3 / -1

Take the cameras away from these riots and watch them just go away.Fuck the rioters and fuck the #Fakenews

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linereddit 2 points ago +3 / -1

Just dial cell service down to 2G in the protest zones. I really don't understand why this is not being done.

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 5 points ago +6 / -1

Big tech supports the riots.

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linereddit 0 points ago +1 / -1

Yes, you're right, there certainly is that. And in line with my earlier suggestion, your conclusion is inescapable.

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FlexGunship 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where was that rule when everyone was protesting the damned lockdowns!?

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MAKEREDDlTGREATAGAlN 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank goodness they put restrictions on those overcrowded libraries...

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KeyboardWarrior 2 points ago +3 / -1

🤡🌎

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MaxineWaters4Prez 2 points ago +3 / -1

Weddings, funerals, and BBQs are about to identify as protests.

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Snooptwo 2 points ago +3 / -1

Alright me and 100 of my friends are gonna take our boats to masonboro island and protest with booze and weed and titties.

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ShitOfPeace 2 points ago +2 / -0

So they think coronavirus affects black people more, and they think restricting gatherings helps prevent the spread, but they've decided to let BLM protest in larger groups.

Based on their logic, aren't they trying to kill black people?

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JackBurton 2 points ago +2 / -0

Churches should stage weekly protests against Satan and sin.

On Sundays.

Saturdays if you're 7th Day.

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VictoriousOnceMore88 2 points ago +2 / -0

Which state is this???

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Yutrahkill 1 point ago +1 / -0

California. Lol

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Keiichi81 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wanna throw a birthday party for your child and invite friends and extended family over? NEIN! VERBOTTEN!

Wanna get 200 people together, and go smash a bunch of windows and loot a few stores using vague "social issues" as cover (as long as those social issues aren't your inability to have said birthday party)? Have a safe day, citizen.

Remember, protesting makes you immune from spreading Commie Cough. The virus knows what your intentions are, and will respectfully avoid large crowds of rioters.

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Bbme19 2 points ago +2 / -0

Talk about privledge.

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ivan_iii_of_russia 2 points ago +2 / -0

You forgot to read the fine print: “only applies to those whom we disagree with”

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Aslrightnow 2 points ago +3 / -1

This is so fucking stupid I can't help but laugh.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

Warning! Do not fuck liberals! They are crazy and smell of patchouli, body odor, and human shit. Don't stick your dick in smelly/crazy.

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Mintap 2 points ago +2 / -0

So if we protest the 12 person limit, we can have 100 person social gathering?