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CNN on suicide watch (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by dubler6 ago by dubler6 +3597 / -0
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Lassosummoner 256 points ago +256 / -0

The face of despair. as if saw someone murdered. Can see her fear GEOTUS is on his way to a landslide.

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Art-Vandelay41 151 points ago +152 / -1

This is the result of putting yourself in direct opposition to greatness. When you demonize greatness, where does that leave you?

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Mrsattorney 75 points ago +75 / -0

Naked and afraid?

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KeyboardWarrior 60 points ago +60 / -0

Bill Gates soros and obama silent.

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superfly 30 points ago +30 / -0

Btw, how‘s Killary doing?

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Strike08 21 points ago +21 / -0

Did someone have a unfortunate suicide by multiple gunshots to the back of the head lately? If so it is doing fine. If not then the nearest liquor store is having issues keeping up stock.

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PartTimeHick 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nah, that's how they want their underlings

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1776ThereIsaidIt 4 points ago +4 / -0

Raped and freezin'.

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MR_FROG_TRUMP 21 points ago +22 / -1

Covered in shit.

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cuckslasher 14 points ago +14 / -0

lmao trump anchored himself as based greatness merchant

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MAGAlikethis 2 points ago +3 / -1

Our economy is so good that even George Floyd has to agree!

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powershellder 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is a fabulous quote. Well done.

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Art-Vandelay41 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thanks, feel free to use it/paraphrase it!

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border_humper 2 points ago +2 / -0

A co-host of The View?

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MAGA2020HyperDrive 69 points ago +69 / -0

We added 2.5million jobs in May!!! Wall Street estimates had been expecting an additional 8.3million JOB LOSSES, BUT WE FUCKING ADDED 2.5MILLION JOBS AND NO LOSSES!!!! WOAH DEMOCRATS ON SUICIDE WATCH HAHAHAHAHA

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Patriot76 33 points ago +33 / -0

Imagine hating your skin color and country so much that you want your own economy to collapse.

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powershellder 6 points ago +6 / -0

They masturbate to their own hate.

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whocaresguy420 5 points ago +5 / -0

Heres Why:

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independentbystander 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL

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PurestEvil 31 points ago +31 / -0

I think they all just want to usher in communism and become the arbiters of truth, virtue and justice. They want to feel important and smart. They want POWER at all costs. If they have to kneel, they kneel and apologize for being white. If they have to wear swastikas, they wear swastikas. If they have to suck the devil's dick, they'll do it fervently.

Trump stands in their way, all the way. Just as the Democrats (= communists by now) are driven to destroy the economy, so is Trump to make it the best economy ever.

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Imransgarage 27 points ago +27 / -0

They practice those shit faces in the mirror. That's their main job.

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EntilZha 17 points ago +18 / -1

Can see her fear GEOTUS is on his way to a landslide.

I want to believe that, but there is going to be election fraud on an unimaginable level, and none of our government agencies or justice system will do anything about it.

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DblFistinPiston 101 points ago +102 / -1

"Magic wand"

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Whoopies_tds 70 points ago +71 / -1

0bama’s economy is back 🎉 🎊 🎈

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MAGA2020HyperDrive 50 points ago +50 / -0

Even at the peak of the lockdown and job losses Trump's economy equaled Obama's economy.

Trump's worst economic numbers equal Obama's best economic numbers.

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NormaJeanRocks 23 points ago +23 / -0

Going to use this as ammo for my lib buddys.

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ParticleCannon 13 points ago +13 / -0

You'll hear some variation of "if Obama hadn't fucked it up so badly Trump wouldn't be doing so well"

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MAGA_mantis 9 points ago +9 / -0

Sounds fun!

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shimmeringforce2 3 points ago +3 / -0

is this true where is the source? so I can spread this fact widely

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squarkle_bargle 26 points ago +26 / -0

Under Obama GDP growth per year was barely 1%...we went up to 4. In fact, it's very possible that from now to the election we're going to have 10% direct growth in GDP, due to the initial shock of the coronavirus.

"Obama Economy," all right...

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grenades_and_ham 15 points ago +15 / -0

"Those jobs aren't coming back."

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DarkMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

"You didn't build that."

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MegoThor 1 point ago +1 / -0

“If, if, if... okey-doke.”

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AndrewLB 14 points ago +14 / -0

Don't forget that Obama completely changed the way GDP is calculated which effectively increased the GDP an average of 1% during his presidency. Trump brought back the proper way GDP is calculated. None of the business websites seem to mention these facts.

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UpTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

Can you explain?

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Arkani 20 points ago +22 / -2

Trump gets in - economy starts rolling - the Left: yOu DiDn'T dO tHiS! tHaT's ObAmA eCoNoMy!

Chink flu forces states to shutdown - economy has a slight collapse - the Left: seE? BlUmPf dEsTrOyEd EcOnOmY aS wE sAiD hE wOuLd!

lockdowns lifted - economy starts V shape recovery - the Left: yOu DiDn'T dO tHiS! tHaT's ObAmA eCoNoMy!

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GodsHonestTruth 8 points ago +8 / -0

The economy is surprisingly doing great. Can't believe the dow is that high.

Quick story. I briefly worked at a call center for a brokerage firm. Many of my coworkers would blame trump on the call directly or indirectly and many liberals would immediately blame trump if their accounts were lower than the previous day citing that this will all crash.

They WANT the crash, it's cuck porn to them. They won't get it haha.

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calsi 1 point ago +1 / -0

LMAO, you know... they will probably try this. (and idiots will believe it too).

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Got_Hot_Snakes 30 points ago +30 / -0

How is Obama doing this???

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squarkle_bargle 22 points ago +22 / -0

Meanwhile that bastard is going to "address the nation" Today, probably to try to stoke another race war...

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SwampSwan 9 points ago +9 / -0

He can address my big fat white hairy ass.

OK, it's not big, fat, nor hairy ~ but it is a white ass and that's the only part of me that'll ever face the general direction of that POS.

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Dominick 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's probably gonna take credit for the economy again.

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whocaresguy420 69 points ago +69 / -0

Man that broad on the lefts face lol

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 32 points ago +33 / -1

Nasty Woman

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AlphaNathan 6 points ago +6 / -0

it's the left, could be a dude

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45fan 18 points ago +18 / -0

You had it right. Just "Man" and can stop there.

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ravonaf 12 points ago +12 / -0

That's the look Karen gives you when she sees that you are having friends over during the "lockdown".

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MaxineWaters4Prez 9 points ago +9 / -0

Bitch looking like she smells a fart.

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fdagasfd 9 points ago +9 / -0

She looks like she's reporting on 9/11. Fucking incredible. An enemy combatant propagandist just sitting on national television.

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Art-Vandelay41 56 points ago +56 / -0

“BRING IN THE MURDER HORNETS”

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highmoves 24 points ago +25 / -1

I was joking with my buds they will plant murder hornet nests at voting sites to make mail in voting required

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YugeBallsBelieveMe 14 points ago +14 / -0

We’re already pulled over! We can’t pull over any farther!

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ravonaf 4 points ago +4 / -0

License and registration.

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PraiseBeToScience 2 points ago +2 / -0

Littering and? Uh...

Littering and? Uh...

Littering and? Uh...

Littering and? Uh...

Littering and? Uh...

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RedderIsBetter 1 point ago +1 / -0

We're on to your shenanigans.

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ravonaf 1 point ago +1 / -0

Smoking the reefer.

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redditadminssuckit 8 points ago +8 / -0

AHHHAHAAAAA

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1st_Covfefe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Loudest laugh I've had in a couple weeks, thank you Art, very cool.

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Art-Vandelay41 4 points ago +4 / -0

Glad I got a laugh!

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Vashts1985 50 points ago +50 / -0

hes fucking doing it again

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Genericwhitemale 15 points ago +15 / -0

He can’t keep getting away with this!

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MegoThor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Now there’s two of them!

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Denvertick 37 points ago +37 / -0

They are so unhappy. Yet another failed lib/MSM strategy to add to the list

  1. Muh Russia
  2. peach mints
  3. CHINA flu / stay home
  4. “non violent” protests and sYsTEmic raCism
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KeyboardWarrior 22 points ago +22 / -0

Gay Space Alien Invasion is next.

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Elseebee 9 points ago +9 / -0

You mean drag queen story hour?

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ThePenisBetweenUs 28 points ago +28 / -0

I love how trump woke up.... saw the numbers.... PRESSER!!! Bragtime baby

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KeyboardWarrior 11 points ago +11 / -0

All Jesus bro. All the Media can see is How big Trumps balls are.

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Marshall 6 points ago +6 / -0

CNN didn't cover it of course.

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cuckslasher 5 points ago +5 / -0

implying he ever sleeps

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DonttrustChina 25 points ago +25 / -0

Dow 27000. 3000 more to go before Trump can campaign on doing the impossible (again).

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KeyboardWarrior 20 points ago +20 / -0

Jesus is the Real Champion in this.

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LinconChurchill 9 points ago +9 / -0

Underrated comment.

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AndrewLB 8 points ago +9 / -1

It was Jesus's will, but it was a Trump who made it happen.

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KeyboardWarrior 10 points ago +10 / -0

Because Trump opened his Heart to Christ and now Christ must be working through Trump. Is this one reason why We say Jesus won? I think it is.

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ProudWhiteMan 10 points ago +10 / -0

I wonder what they'll say this go around I mean even to the more retarded liberal saying it's Obama's economy will be too hilariously stupid.

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biorito 5 points ago +5 / -0

The government cheese I put in the market back in March is up 30%.

Thirty. Fucking. Percent. In two and a half months. Fucking unreal.

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cuckslasher 2 points ago +2 / -0

DOW 50k by october confimred

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Stonesolo 24 points ago +24 / -0

It's sad that they want a shit economy!

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ChiKAGo 24 points ago +24 / -0

Hahahahahahahaha

They hit him with everything they had left in them and the man is out there giving a press conference right now about how he was right and they were wrong. The Left always underestimates America. That's to our advantage.

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Stumpycake 21 points ago +21 / -0

Jobs not mobs

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DankoJones84 2 points ago +2 / -0

More relevant now than ever.

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Rubberbunnies 19 points ago +19 / -0

GO TRUMP GO! USA USA USA USA!

Buy American, hire American. Screw these Marxist assholes and their evil agenda.

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Marshall 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hire Red. We hire all people who support the Country and it's Constitution. If you want to riot, get out of here.

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AlphaAsPhuck 18 points ago +18 / -0

Normal people would smile and be happy about this 😂

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Erikabodereka 9 points ago +9 / -0

They look like disappointed parents. "That pie was for dessert!" "Son, couldn't you just use a sock?"

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MaxineWaters4Prez 5 points ago +5 / -0

I hope your parents never used those sentences in succession.

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Erikabodereka 5 points ago +5 / -0

LOL. No, I'm a girl. Nor have I used them on my own children.

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Thedeadliestmau5 17 points ago +17 / -0

They’re already working on the next international crisis

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Oback_Barama 10 points ago +10 / -0

I like how they are really pushing the all red background now. I give them until about August before they start using the "red alert" from star trek as a background, and maybe even pumping in the klaxon from the show.

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fdagasfd 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm out of the loop, all red backgrounds? Like showing off that they're commies or is it supposed to be something else?

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elc0 6 points ago +6 / -0

I have no doubt they are, but have they tipped their hand yet?

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AndrewLB 2 points ago +2 / -0

He even said that during the presser, how they wont cover this and instead will find some new negative fake story to chase.

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Scumbag-reddit 16 points ago +16 / -0

uNeXpEcTeD

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Cesare_Borgia 15 points ago +15 / -0

The numbers will be even better when people are no longer getting more from unemployment then they'd earn working.

I know a guy who owns a brewpub. He hasn't reopened purely because not enough of his former employees actually want to come back to work.

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Imransgarage 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yup seen a lot of this as well.

If it's good news now it's going to be a lot better come end of June when the big fed money wraps up.

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Slapstick86 1 point ago +1 / -0

I thought it was the end of July.

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Imransgarage 1 point ago +1 / -0

Think it's late June but all this stuff is changing regularly.

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Skabliggum2 15 points ago +15 / -0

Surprised CNN would even mention this.

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Marshall 11 points ago +11 / -0

They were all set to trumpet bad numbers and whine about how it's Trump's fault. They were as surprised at the good numbers as they were with Trumps election.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 2 points ago +2 / -0

Quick, switch back to the COVID death count chiron!

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Staatssicherheit 15 points ago +15 / -0

It's afraid.

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EntilZha 8 points ago +8 / -0

"I'd like to know more"

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MegoThor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Service guarantees citizenship!

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KeyboardWarrior 4 points ago +4 / -0

What else does it have left?

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dougkeenan 13 points ago +13 / -0

but muh rona! muh riots!

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milpede0306 10 points ago +10 / -0

that bitch looks horrified, so does the chick

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Deezy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Spit my coffee out on that one. Beautiful.

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dubler6 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Which witch is which?

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redditadminssuckit 7 points ago +7 / -0

GLORIOUS!

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RunningBuffalo 7 points ago +7 / -0

Just wait—by August the narrative will be that Coronavirus helped Trump because it made the economy more efficient as people work from home

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RiverFenix 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Trump knew all along that shutting down the economy was his best avenue for making the economy stronger in the long run, it's because of him that for 3+ months nobody could get a haircut or jerked off at their local massage therapy clinic."

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cuckslasher 1 point ago +1 / -0

obama did it again

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boondockspank 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm one of the added jobs and I can say that I am extremely thankful. I start a job on Monday that is going to pay me $93k/year, the most money I've ever made in my life. I've made good money before but I definitely was not when this job came along. I broke it down and the difference in pay equals going from making $11 for every hour i worked at my old employer to making $11 for every hour I'm alive at my new one. sleeping, fucking, shitposting.... im making $11 an hour (that's my way of coping with working hours over 40.. those free ones).

Anyways, I'm sorry for bragging but this is a super huge deal for me and my family and its not something you can bring up in real life bc i feel its rude. i know you guys dont get hurt fees fees so fuck it.

but yeah all that said, the biggest deal is my wife will be able to quit her job and stay at home with our 4 year old son again and we are both very happy about that. His daycare sucked and it was literally the ONLY option in our area. Who knows when the fuck school will start again and depending on the stupid shit they try to make the kids do, I may not even want him to go. I've heard talks of making the kids wear masks every fuckin day and I'm not gonna be down with that shit AT ALL. So yeah, HUGE blessing and I hope other pedes out there are having the same good fortune.

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behemoth887 7 points ago +7 / -0

they hate when they are forced to report on good news to keep the facade that they aren't just a democrat propaganda outlet.

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CCP_Virus 6 points ago +6 / -0

What I love about these CNN propagandists is that they all live in White-only gated communities far from African-Americans.

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Lol_Garrus 5 points ago +5 / -0

I work in the Builder's supply industry, supplying lumber, doors, windows, trim, etc to build new homes.

For our company, less than ten buyers backed out of their contracts for buying a new-built home as a result of "muh lockdowns!"

We average well over 1,500 home units a year.

Everything else was just kinda put on hold, once lockdowns lifted, it was back to work.

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stjdalen 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good job

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CharethCutestory 5 points ago +5 / -0

“Quick - Switch to China Virus stats”

“Those are down, too”

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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mhuddle 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yah baby!! Bring it!

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HeavyVetting 5 points ago +5 / -0

I love how we still have the suicide prevention hotline on the right hand sidebar, after all these years. They can't stop losing.

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cook_does 4 points ago +4 / -0

1980 - CNN was started by the CIA to propagate unlimited global war.

2020 - CIA has created war in every nation not denuclearized and is now trying to create a civil war in America with the help of CNN.

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Sealith 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’m up 70% in the past month what the hell hahahahahahaha

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CaptainBug 4 points ago +4 / -0

Normally people don't look like they're about to be put in front of a firing squad when they hear about a decrease in unemployment.

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Takemetothearch 4 points ago +4 / -0

Imagine your political ideology requiring you to be upset at people getting their jobs back. That's got to be a miserable way to live your life. They should just take the red pill. They'd be so much happier in the end.

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AndrewLB 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is just the start too. The majority of states with the most unemployed are just now coming out of lockdown.

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GeneticsGuy 4 points ago +4 / -0

The BIG unemployment gains won't be until August numbers come out in September. Right now millions are enjoying the Covid-19 unemployment bill numbers which are giving people without jobs the equivalent of $20-25/hr income. That cuts off July 31st. In the meantime they don't have to prove they are even looking for a job. This makes some sense, in that many are just temporarily furloughed, but come August people need to work again.

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DankoJones84 4 points ago +4 / -0

I haven't seen MSM talking heads look this terrified since election night 2016!

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Danny1878 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is this the greatest monthly jobs gain in history? It must be!

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13mizzou 3 points ago +3 / -0

Imagine living in a locked down blue state seeing the red states essentially carrying the entire country

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StompTheSwamp 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Democratic party is the party of high taxes, high crime, unlimited regulations, open borders, late term abortion, socialism, blatant corruption, and the total obliteration of your second amendment. The Republican party is the party of the American worker, the American family, the American dream, and the late great Abraham Lincoln. KAG 2020

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theflabmaster 3 points ago +3 / -0

The economy was so strong, it survived a pandemic.

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WestieMom 3 points ago +3 / -0

The liberals are so pissed off about these numbers. 🤣🤣🤣

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anon572759 1 point ago +1 / -0

7 million jobs lost predicted by Politico. The amount of salt generated could melt the ice caps, what have they dooooone?!

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Viewer01 3 points ago +3 / -0

Guys. Here two weeks ago I was in Panama City beach and let me tell you, that depression is canceled. Shit was absolutely packed.

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Lickmytwoscoops 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why don’t we protest CNN in Atlanta? The signs and memes would be hysterical and the other news stations would have to cover it! This would be priceless.

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EntilZha 3 points ago +3 / -0

I checked my TSP (fed gov't employee / military 401K) and while I haven't made back everything I lost when the market barfed at the start of this, I've made most of it back.

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MFinlandGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Was red pilled and nice time to do first post.

In following months the job report will be positive again and again. You have impossible job at CNN to try to spin it to negative for Trump (they try for sure).

And the better economy is disaster for Biden. It's so convincing when Trump says that if Biden is elected everything will go to ground again. Biden after all approves of riots and lock downs which caused death, mass unemployment and burned cities.

TRUMP knows this and was having a good time today.

MAGA!