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rimper 46 points ago +46 / -0

This plan won't end well.

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ShitpostHunterD [S] 32 points ago +32 / -0

At all. Hope there's video.

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zestygobble 10 points ago +10 / -0

Electrician here, will annihilate

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RatioInvictus 36 points ago +37 / -1

Also, "If you see that rifle with the wreath around it, it means they're pacifists, against the use of weapons or violence. Target them, too."

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SBOJ_JOBS 31 points ago +31 / -0

Protester hassles electrician holding his rifle with rubber gloves. Doesn't notice the capacitor backpack and cable running to the weapon until its too late.

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Wyrmshadow 25 points ago +26 / -1

It's Special Forces, not Tesla Troopers.

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telepathic_pepe 14 points ago +14 / -0

Why can't they be both?

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lancerprime 4 points ago +4 / -0

Tesla coils charged...

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Cutter 6 points ago +6 / -0

oh no! Not the FLUX capacitor!

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WishdoctorsSong 23 points ago +23 / -0

Somebody want to fill those of us not versed in various military symbols in on this?

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Redditcanblowme 36 points ago +39 / -3

Airborne Rangers wear this patch. They are not people you fuck with.

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knightofday 15 points ago +15 / -0

Nah, Rangers wear Scrolls this is Special Forces

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WinstonOrwell 11 points ago +11 / -0

ty

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deleted 26 points ago +27 / -1
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rabdargab 16 points ago +16 / -0

SF

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Formerlurker92 12 points ago +12 / -0

I would also like to know. I assume it's some elite unit

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knightofday 7 points ago +7 / -0

Special Forces unit patch

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TrumpLovesPussy 21 points ago +21 / -0

they're in for a surprise, National Guardsmen went through basic training and have weapons qualifications just like full timers. Many of us went to desert storm/shield etc...

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ODonREDPILLS 18 points ago +18 / -0

If you see a shoulder tab labeled “special forces” attack them too. It’s the guys that didn’t score high enough of the ASVAB to enlist. It’s basically the Affirmative Action soldiers, much like the college students that didn’t actually qualify to get into the school

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Trump2024 5 points ago +5 / -0

Some might even call them "very special forces". They're easy to spot because they ride in on a short HEMMT.

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TEXinLA 15 points ago +15 / -0

Sounds like a plan...

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xBigCoffinHunter 10 points ago +10 / -0

TFW you learn that all military personnel receive some level of combat training. Shit I was in the Air Guard and we still received some training.

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Trump2024 5 points ago +5 / -0

Shit I was in the Air Guard

I hadn't paid much attention to it but how did your strike go when the Air Guard said they were going to discontinue your pillow turn down service?

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MrTrumpsWildRide 3 points ago +3 / -0

kek

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WinstonOrwell 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes, but Ranger/Seal/Special Forces members are superhuman.

Whatever training there is, they'll be the best at it by far.

And then they get more and more training.

I honor and respect nearly all vets.

But R/S/SF are an order of magnitude more dangerous than average!

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HuggableBear 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's honestly not even their training. I mean, yes, they are far better trained than the rest of their branch, but my God, there is nothing that could ever make those people quit. They would spit in Satan's eye and call him a pussy before they give an inch.

That is what makes them special. You do not fuck with someone who simply cannot be made to submit.

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WinstonOrwell 1 point ago +1 / -0

You're spot on describing my youngest!

He cannot comprehend the notion of quitting.

All he ever thinks about is the well-being of others.

I so admire that kid -- and all his fellow Rangers!

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9moreyears 8 points ago +8 / -0

I hope they taze yo' ass

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DudeNoOne 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah... thats not going to end well, lol

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Salt-N-Pepe 4 points ago +4 / -0

An electrician who can snap your neck like a twig with one hand?

Shocking

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bobbybadass 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are liberal civilians too dumb to notice the long tab above it?

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Lol_Garrus 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have that patch on the deployment side of my uniform.

Attached to 5th Special Forces in 2011 to Iraq.

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w33tad1d 2 points ago +2 / -0

Solid advice.