I worked in NATO with Canucks from both Newfoundland and Quebec who almost certainly would have kicked your butt. I wouldn't say their military is irrelevant. Underfunded, over-integrated (by which I mean Army/AF/Navy all together), but if you take a good look at the US military, you'll see the real cucks in the Pentagon licking ass to get our military in the same pecking order. A little too incestuous for my tastes.