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Shariablue_Sorosbots 402 points ago +405 / -3

HONK HONK

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TEXinLA 134 points ago +134 / -0

Gummy Clown World.

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SquiggyMcPepe 125 points ago +126 / -1

It's how they get money for their legal defense. Same with the gofundme's and book deals. All backdoor payments.

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2WrongsMakeALeft 125 points ago +125 / -0

Strzok gave her some backdoor payments.

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SquiggyMcPepe 81 points ago +83 / -2

Injected some capital into her opportunity zone..

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IncredibleMrE1 [S] 33 points ago +33 / -0

Bad investment, Lisa. Chinese steel is known for unexpectedly collapsing.

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Trump2024 28 points ago +28 / -0

Hilarious. Outside the FBI building it's spray painted "LISA PAGE SUCKS A MEAN DICK!" The funniest thing is it's in her handwriting!

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 10 points ago +10 / -0

She is demon Strzok's cock holster.

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wavearsenal333 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn!

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Jsmitty112 1 point ago +2 / -1

LoL! That’s gold right there!

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TommyLasordasBallBag 26 points ago +26 / -0

DisgustedClintEastwood.gif

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July_1776 10 points ago +10 / -0

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

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tankmanban 9 points ago +9 / -0

Doubt it. That dude is gayer than the day is long.

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kudupoo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yup. He's as straight as a circle.

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JKillen 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cmon man I almost spit my food out!

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MagaBob 7 points ago +7 / -0

Eh I think she was the one giving strzok backdoor Payments

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chalant7 2 points ago +2 / -0

assuming genders?

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JMaN 8 points ago +8 / -0

It is a form of money laundering. They add nothing of actual value.

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snoopy3210 6 points ago +6 / -0

Oh we got a winner!

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Rufus_Shinra 5 points ago +5 / -0

Came here to say this. This how legal bribery works. Obviously she knows something and they want to ensure she doesn't talk. This is how it goes because the left controls all media.

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FliesTheFlag 5 points ago +5 / -0

Book deals are the new Art and Car Collectors way of bribes and money laundering.

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proDeoEtPatria 36 points ago +36 / -0

She really looks Iranian here, she’s a few NBC appearances away from chanting Death to America in a burka.

https://mobile.twitter.com/MSNBCPR/status/1269006499789049856

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Mr_Dr_Jullian_Dunbar 14 points ago +14 / -0

Durka durka

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TenScoops 9 points ago +9 / -0

who stole her burka

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terrichris 15 points ago +15 / -0

She has a face for radio

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PolarBears4Trump2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

Which stall did they give her at NBC?

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Tradox 2 points ago +2 / -0

of course, of course.

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wavearsenal333 1 point ago +1 / -0

She has a face for the Kentucky Derby.

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BestTimeToBAlive 12 points ago +12 / -0

Omg is she really Iranian too?

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mrspaulrevere 8 points ago +8 / -0

Her mother is Iranian. Lisa was born in the U.S.

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ArchVileRespawned 3 points ago +3 / -0

So she's Iranian

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wavearsenal333 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's funny... Could have sworn she looked 'Arabian'.

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Tomato 9 points ago +10 / -1

Looks like a damn extra-terrestrial to me

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TenScoops 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'm so close to believing in demonic reptile aliens. It seems to be the most plausible explanation for all the insanity.

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PromiseImNotASpook 13 points ago +13 / -0

Ive been convinced since the first time I saw Cuckerberg. I’ve seen some odd looking folks, but there is no way that thing is human. No possible way.

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TenScoops 6 points ago +6 / -0

true... something is very wrong with it

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wavearsenal333 1 point ago +1 / -0

His face has changed completely in the last 10 years. Looks like he's wearing a rubber mask.

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Whoopies_tds 45 points ago +45 / -0

She transferred to the Deepstate marketing department

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SquiggyMcPepe 16 points ago +18 / -2

Comey and brennan will be the first to be cuffed. Both sides hate their guts so no blowback on optics.

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astro_eng 8 points ago +11 / -3

Please dont hold your breath. I know I wont be holding mine. Barr is too busy eating to do anything of value.

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SquiggyMcPepe 3 points ago +6 / -3

Sigh.

This channel tracks the arrests and indictments of many of the less prominent players.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9GexwSxlqjo9NhMMdcv6zg

There are many many more but you need a pacer.gov account to see them.

Also there are over a 150,000 sealed indictments hanging out there waiting to drop with dozens each day served and dozens more added which is why it's filling up far faster than it's depleting. In a typical year there might be a thousand tops.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1kVQwX9l9HJ5F76x05ic_YnU_Z5yiVS96LbzAOP66EzA/edit?fbclid=IwAR1at543B1R5rQGc8Xc4B2qgQ8DrgdngQym1DVa3TUWCLJLdqFHvgJKUfQY#gid=281307671

So don't tell me nothing is happening because the big names are not hauled in yet.

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Thep1mp 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wrong. Leftists will be pissed because the media tells them to be.

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SquiggyMcPepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe but whats new? Not like they have any power to do anything anymore but screech and riot.

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snoopy3210 7 points ago +7 / -0

He called trump a traitor for meeting Putin in Helsinki and wanting a better relationship with Russia. All these Islamic people have been attacking the Trump campaign for this reason: arvinder sambei entrapped papadopoulos and another spy asked if he was an orthodox Christian. Zainab ahmad attacked Flynn and coerced him by threatening his son. John Brennan (He did convert to Islam) attacked Trump by basically calling him a traitor for meeting Putin. All the Islamic people do everything they can to break up any relationship with Russia.

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coffee_grdr 7 points ago +7 / -0

they don't even care about appearing to have integrity! its amazing!

supposed "journalists" now sit shoulder to shoulder with directors of spy agencies and they don't see the clear lack of journalist ethics when they put these people up as beacons of integrity!

they hire known liars who don't follow the laws as "legal analysts" just amazing!

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TEXinLA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Stupefying....

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IncredibleMrE1 [S] 33 points ago +33 / -0

This deserves more than just two honks, my pede.

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DittoHead 17 points ago +17 / -0

Infinite honks. Sounds like NBC knows she’ll skate.

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1776ThereIsaidIt 9 points ago +9 / -0

No site makes me lol like this one does. I love you pedes. No homo.

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IncredibleMrE1 [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Love you too bro. No homo.

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DittoHead 6 points ago +6 / -0

It’s either her last recourse or her victory shot

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US_Grant18 2 points ago +2 / -0

Me and my boy sherman are going to do a money shot on that bitch

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Necrovoter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Back bribe for services previously rendered to the DNC State.

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usausausa5000 1 point ago +1 / -0

"trump wants to arrest a member of the press" quote me

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grenades_and_ham 4 points ago +4 / -0

User name checks out.

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DirtyName 4 points ago +4 / -0

Poetry

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KAG_FTW 2 points ago +2 / -0

I cried

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MrsSilenceDogood 1 point ago +1 / -0

KEK<-------- this one
KEK<----------not this one
KEK<----------or this one
KEK<-------------definitely not this one

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Toughsky_Shitsky 4 points ago +5 / -1

BOOM!

Is that better than 2 honks? .. my Qtardian is a little rusty.

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IncredibleMrE1 [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm sure Sessions will avenge us, if we all put our trust in him.

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4moreyears 24 points ago +24 / -0

🤡🌎

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ChuckedBeef 15 points ago +15 / -0

This is how they think they will defend themselves from justice. Get the faces of the perps out in the public eye and build sympathy for them. Then claim "Political Prosecution!" when the cops come knocking. It won't matter though. It also just reveals once again how closely the media was tied into this whole coup operation.

RICO THEM ALL!

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LacyLiberty 14 points ago +14 / -0

For Lisa, we should probably amend that to DONK DONK.

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Iamnotademocrat 157 points ago +159 / -2

Page was discovered in 2017 to be having an affair with former FBI agent Peter Strzok, who worked on special counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation before he was removed for showing bias against President Donald Trump in text messages exchanged with Page.

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williammcfadden 91 points ago +91 / -0

Add this to her bio: In the FBI report of her termination, it reported there were numerous hotel room nude photos with Strzok on her government issued phone.

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IncredibleMrE1 [S] 38 points ago +38 / -0

Mind bleach needed STAT!

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TOpede123 2 points ago +2 / -0

Get some of Hillarys BleachBit

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KekistanPM 21 points ago +21 / -0

Having to deal with those photos may be punishment enough for the FBI.

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IncredibleMrE1 [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

Nah, it's probably an upgrade for them.

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Konsaki 14 points ago +16 / -2

Pics or it didn't happen? >_>

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 18 points ago +18 / -0

Please, no.

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remember1776 6 points ago +7 / -1

for.....................research purposes

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FuckRioters 5 points ago +5 / -0

Careful, you might turn gay.

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Mrsattorney 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hahahaha!

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IncredibleMrE1 [S] 44 points ago +44 / -0

Imagine being so desperate for pussy that you would cheat on your wife with a horse.

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malarky 3 points ago +3 / -0

She's Corn Pop's mistress

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cheesecakelove 3 points ago +3 / -0

I need to do some push-ups.

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MagnanimousDonkey 11 points ago +11 / -0

Chunk Yogurt has entered the chat.

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IncredibleMrE1 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I forgot about that for a reason...

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malarky 1 point ago +1 / -0

Here come Hillary! (reference to the election meltdown Chunk had)

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cheesecakelove 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers. I would hate fuck her face though.

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IncredibleMrE1 [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

He grew up in Iran. She's probably not the first livestock he's fucked.

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xmetalgod 34 points ago +34 / -0

And the odd sugar cube here and there.

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chuckachookah 11 points ago +12 / -1

Underrated comment. Take upvote and be on your way.

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coupgardener 6 points ago +6 / -0

lmao i scrolled halfway down the page before this hit me and I started cracking up

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OldHickorysFlintlock 4 points ago +4 / -0

Teeth like that she can eat an apple through a tennis racket

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cowpen 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well done sir.

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saveMySpeech 17 points ago +17 / -0

Strzok probably gonna get hired there...

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Modus_Pwninz 5 points ago +5 / -0

They probably offered but she knew she was third rate, not fourth.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm sure there was a bidding war.

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kag-2020- 71 points ago +71 / -0

So that any criticism or arrest looks like an attack on journalists. Also reminds the embedded Communists they will make bank if they are exposed for their corruption.

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Kekintosh2020 18 points ago +18 / -0

You can't indict a member of the media with sedition....

That's where you're wrong kiddo

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Former_RM2 7 points ago +7 / -0

They give them these jobs to signal to others that those who resist will be rewarded.

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DarkRiver 42 points ago +43 / -1

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DO NOTHING AGAINST THESE CRIMINALS

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CitizenPlain 4 points ago +4 / -0

Clown world. Deep State taking care of their own. (Yes corporate media is part of the deep state).

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DarkRiver 2 points ago +2 / -0

Exactly. She is already telling POTUS to withdraw the NG from the streets

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Znut55 27 points ago +27 / -0

Her reward for the role she played in the Russian collusion hoax.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 11 points ago +12 / -1

I woulda rewarded her with 3 squares and a cot for the next 25 years.

But that's just me.

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Wenger 24 points ago +25 / -1

Can she do that job from Gitmo?

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mrspaulrevere 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes but the screen glare might annoy Hillary if Lisa stays up late working.

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Kaiheitai 19 points ago +19 / -0

So when deep state enemies are in stealth mode they work in the IC. When they're outed they work in the media.

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IncredibleMrE1 [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

Operation Mockingbird is real, and they're not even trying to hide it any more. Almost like lack of justice does nothing but embolden criminals, or something.

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Spirit_of_Resistance 3 points ago +4 / -1

(((media)))

NO NO NOT LIKE THAT STOP NOTICING THINGS

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Lla26 15 points ago +15 / -0

That tells us all we need to know about NBC.

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saveMySpeech 14 points ago +14 / -0

Next well see them bring on Osama bin laden as a middle east foreign relations expert

I wonder who her "Work Husband" is going to be?

Rachel...

At least Strozk and McCabe were on the same Page.

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CyclopticErotica 14 points ago +15 / -1

I want Roger Stone to replace Hannity.

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cheesecakelove 1 point ago +1 / -0

Have you seen the guy? Hes lucky to get that horse faced broad.

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MakeAmericaGreat9 12 points ago +17 / -5

She can try to hide behind being a member of the media, but Barr is still going to lock her....

.... Oh wait no he isn't. Carry on Lisa. You've broken the law and you now get to become a multimillionaire!

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IncredibleMrE1 [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

But muh single standard of justice

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MakeAmericaGreat9 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh I'm sure she was 100% truthful.. /s

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proDeoEtPatria 10 points ago +10 / -0

Is IRAN funding NBC now?

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IncredibleMrE1 [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hardly a recent development.

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ShowMeState90 9 points ago +10 / -1

Meanwhile, the Eff Bee Eye is busy arresting “right wing extremists” for attempted terrorism at the protests. Clown world 🤡🌎

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cjcivicx 7 points ago +7 / -0

They’re setting up all of the coup assholes with jobs in the media so they can say “See, Glomph is arresting journalists!!!! REEEEEEEEEE!”

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IncredibleMrE1 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yep. And my response will be played on the world's tiniest violin.

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doug2 6 points ago +6 / -0

.....

Its almost like they want to call any accountability "an attack on the press"

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saveMySpeech 6 points ago +6 / -0

Find it on OnlyFans for $6

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2WrongsMakeALeft 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did it involve a casting couch?

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Toughsky_Shitsky 1 point ago +2 / -1

Pornhub.com

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Trump-45 5 points ago +5 / -0

NBC hiring criminals!

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A1waysLurk1ing 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hang them all. After due process of course.

Incestuous slime, all of them.

Nothing But Commies.

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HongKongFluey 4 points ago +5 / -1

I hear she fucks

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BeachCruisin22 4 points ago +6 / -2

She should be broadcasting from a cell

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Wheredidiputit 4 points ago +4 / -0

I can hear her on payday walking down the hall

OAT BAAAG!

I GET MY OAT BAG NOW!

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CovfefeVideo 4 points ago +4 / -0

I won't say Lisa Page sure gets around. I'm not gonna say it!

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Mrsattorney 4 points ago +4 / -0

So a major network hires someone who broke the law to be their legal analyst. This is what galls Americans. These people just move on with their lives. It's disgusting.

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Kielo2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Epstein didnt kill himself case closed Russian collusion and false dossier cases closed

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Keiichi81 4 points ago +5 / -1

I'm sure Ms. "Donald Trump isn't going to be President, is he?" will provide very fair and non-biased security and legal analysis for the NPCs.

Isn't it funny how all these Deep State swamp rats keep getting jobs with the mainstream media? Such a small world...

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macrolinx 4 points ago +4 / -0

What did they outbid CNN or something?

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mugatucrazypills 4 points ago +4 / -0

Now if she's charged with anything they'll claim the DOJ is "targeting the press". That's all this is about.

Dirty rice will be on the editiorial board of the NYT by next week. Writing op-ed pieces used to fact check any allegations against her.

Scum

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Ghostphaez 6 points ago +6 / -0

Also, she still has tons of contacts in the bureau who will leak to her and she can feed it right to NBC.

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mugatucrazypills 2 points ago +2 / -0

How you turn being a traitor into a media career

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Error404LifeNotFound 4 points ago +4 / -0

.................... THE FUCK?

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OneBreathe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Of course. Dirty loves dirty. Also, remember when you lay down with dogs you wake up with fleas.

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IncredibleMrE1 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Indeed.

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WhitePowerRanger 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fucking traitor whore

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GeneralTsoTofu 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahaha. Oh wait, this is real.

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jimonalimb 3 points ago +3 / -0

DC recycles all its trash.

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Tomato 3 points ago +3 / -0

Big surprise there. The media isnt biased they say.

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blubberdong 3 points ago +3 / -0

What a joke. That bitch is so ugly she could go into a haunted house and come out with a paycheck.

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masshole3 2 points ago +2 / -0

HAHA!

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TaggartCiscontinenta 3 points ago +3 / -0

She ought to be the legal analyst for the Kentucky Derby. Hi Ho Silver

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TexSolo 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wonder how many people she fucked for that job. You know Uncle Rachel is gonna be all over dat ass.

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koyima 3 points ago +3 / -0

this is some kind of cover so she can try to avoid prosecution by claiming that Trump is targeting the press

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BaronFalcon 1 point ago +1 / -0

my thought also

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TampaMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

You got to be honkin kidding me

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IncredibleMrE1 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Unfortunately, no...

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SamQuentin1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who did she have to blow to get that gig?

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DystopianDoubleThink 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm sure there's a list, lol.

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Formerlurker92 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ah yes, the person that shit on both is perfect to report on them... for NBC

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AgarthaForever 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why not attempt a shitlib coup? Worst case, you get a job at some globohomo propaganda channel.