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Shreddit 153 points ago +153 / -0

Impeach Bowser. Mario and Luigi for mayor! Make Plumbing Great Again!

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Bye-den 35 points ago +35 / -0

Came here to say this

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IAmNotSuicidal 29 points ago +29 / -0

Mama mia!!!

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Long_time_lurker 26 points ago +26 / -0

Somebody jump on the little axe thing near the drawbridge!

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MAGA_FL_MAN 17 points ago +17 / -0

Thanks Obama, very cool.

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559throw 4 points ago +5 / -1

Big Mike enters YOU

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Oda_nicullah 1 point ago +1 / -0

Big Mike enters SANDMAN

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BigCovfefe 13 points ago +13 / -0

Wario = Tlaib

Bowser Jr. = Hunter Biden

Waluigi = Biden

Bowser = Soros

Chain Chomp = Obama

Bob-Omb = Brennan

Bullet Bill = Holder

Spiny = Clapper

Paragoomba = Strozk

Magi-Koopa = Hillary

Edit:

Hammer Brothers = Cuomo Brothers

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Jeffs42885 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who’s the hammer brother.

Come on. Take this. It’s a good setup

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BigCovfefe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hammer Brothers = Cuomo Brothers

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RenaissanceOfHope 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bowser is the NWO.

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Raindrops1984 8 points ago +8 / -0

Rescue Princess imPeach!

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tigerz 71 points ago +71 / -0

Still can't get over the fact that her last name is Bowser.

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tigerz 24 points ago +24 / -0

Both Bowsers do nothing but breathe fire.

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hit_backspace 8 points ago +8 / -0

In the dungeon parts of the castle

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Rufus_Shinra 8 points ago +8 / -0

These mayors have some weird last names. That Lightfoot lady in Chicago I think it is, Bowser, some weird ass people run for political positions because for the most part people with intelligence focus of innovating, starting businesses and making it big in the private sector.

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HockeyMom4Trump 13 points ago +13 / -0

I think Minneapolis has the weirdest ass mayor in the country. He allowed Minneapolis to be destroyed. Literally. Over seventy building burned. Hundreds looted, graffiti everywhere, broken glass. He even had the police force abandon the precinct. He is the worst mayor in the country.

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1776-or-1984 4 points ago +4 / -0

MN here, in the faggots district. I'm moving and I'm going scorched earth. Telling landlady and owner the entire democrat leadership is mentally ill, danergous, downright anti-American...Ellison, Omar, Frey, Walz, etc. I'm ripping their asshole a new one.

Laying it all out.

Not kidding. I'm telling them exactly as I talk here on dotwin. Good fucking luck supporting your faggots defund the police BLM communist shitfuckinghole.

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where you moving? Cause it’s not much better anywhere in MN

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 0 points ago +1 / -1

SD? TX? Be glad you don't own any property. Because all that just lost half its value.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Between that Mayor and your Governor you deserve weather and scenery like HI AND CA to make up for it. EO can do that, right?

I mean, no justice, no peace

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DittoHead 8 points ago +8 / -0

Wonder if she has a child named Koopa kid

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Jeffs42885 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ironically enough, I bet she has jogged with a hammer or at least thrown some at the plumber.

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nufosmatic 40 points ago +40 / -0

Compared to "Mayor For Life" Marion Barry, she looks supremely completent. But that's a rather low bar...

"The bitch set me up!"

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WelcomeToCornPopCopy 3 points ago +3 / -0

I could feel DC applying the clown makeup as I read this.

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nufosmatic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Your summary would be spot on.

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ProphetOfKek 5 points ago +5 / -0

The city re-elected him after he got out of jail for crack. WTF DC?

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A1waysLurk1ing 33 points ago +33 / -0

Lahey: "You know what a shit barometer is, Bubs?"

Bubbles: "...No."

Lahey: "Measures the shit pressure in the air. You can feel it! Listen Bubs, hear that? Sounds of the whispering winds of shit.

...Beware, my friend. Shit winds are a coming."

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Texipede 6 points ago +6 / -0

The shithawks are flyin in low, Bubbles. Swoopin' in.

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PosterIsDead 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ricky: "It doesn't take rocket appliances to figure that out."

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SwampDrainerLocal911 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thinking about visiting Washington B.M. Are there tickets available for the shitshow? Looking for box seats to avoid the runs and splatter down below.

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nufosmatic 2 points ago +2 / -0

The problem with a shitshow is that there are only shit tickets at shit prices at shit times...

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spanglevision 27 points ago +27 / -0

What's with D.C. habitually electing grossly incompetent mayors? What was that crack smoking mayor they had back in the day? Oh yeah, Marion Barry. Marion Barry got reelected even after getting busted smoking crack. What a city!

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IncredibleMrE1 21 points ago +21 / -0

Voted 91% for Hillary. All ya need to know right there.

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Trumper007 13 points ago +13 / -0

errrrrrrrrrr Hillary got 97% of the vote.

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Shreddit 14 points ago +14 / -0

Obummer got over 100% of the vote.

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uvontheterrible 23 points ago +23 / -0

She looks far worse than her counterpart in Minneapolis after trying to boot the NG out.

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GulagDweller 11 points ago +11 / -0

All Demoncrap Mayors are a waste of good oxygen. Wish they would have been able to abort themselves before birth.

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nufosmatic 2 points ago +2 / -0

How you know why Blue States are blue...

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

What happened with that?

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BananaWizard 23 points ago +23 / -0

so long gay bowser

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spanglevision 10 points ago +10 / -0

I got it!

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e_pluribus_unum9 14 points ago +14 / -0

Well, she just gave POTUS a big middle finger. Does she have the legal authority to paint that shit on the street? Also, what's up with all these black female mayors? I've never seen so many in elected office. So I guess all those millions Soros poured into the elections did indeed pay off. Sad for America. Worrisome, Pedes, worrisome.

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PromiseImNotASpook 13 points ago +13 / -0

“HaHa We GoT dRuMpF!111!!!” Now no one can see the road markings or bike lanes. Great job, retards.

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thisisatestof2 10 points ago +10 / -0

Any ADA lawyers wanna get involved. They painted over a cross walk, which to the best of my understanding has a specific pattern that is required by law.

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GulagDweller 13 points ago +13 / -0

Demoncrap Mayor = Moron/Retard/Idiot/Mental Midget/Traitor/Pedo........you get the picture.

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B4size25paper 12 points ago +12 / -0

Look at what that cunt did

https://twitter.com/MayorBowser/status/1268928589975695361?s=19

Fucking lowlife

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sagebrushfire 5 points ago +5 / -0

A comment from that tweet:

“Now fire all the cops.” Said by a 50+ year old white woman.

These people are lunatics. They don’t think at all. They just FEEL and type. Yes, get rid of law enforcement. As you’re bleeding out and your house is burning down around you, you can feel secure that you got your wish and there are no more cops. If we let these people take control of this country, we’re fucked.

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Assault-Covfefe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Peak virtue signaling right there.

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alphaman03 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wow, despicable.

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superfly 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yeah, eat shit, Bowser!

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HeIsVigo 8 points ago +8 / -0

Call them out President Trump. Democrats run the major cities, mayors, city councils, police chiefs, and besides “systemic abuse” in their Dystopia they have poverty, graft, corruption, and incompetence. Remind them their grievances are against themselves, tell these hypocritical dilettantes to remove the plank in their eye before reeeeing about the splinter in ours.

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Psilocybik 7 points ago +7 / -0

Jacob Frey is in shambles, crying in private instead of in public like he usually does.

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slaphappy2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Progressive mayors in DC never have to take the training wheels off their tricycles because the President is always there to bail them out when they piss their pants and fall down.

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OGTD1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Move Federal Agencies out of DC and scatter them in flyover country.

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CampinAndBam 1 point ago +2 / -1

Why the Dept. of Ag. has not been moved to like Kansas City or Des Moines is beyond me.

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OGTD1 2 points ago +2 / -0

HUD should be in south side Chicago amongst the animals.

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RenaissanceOfHope 1 point ago +1 / -0

The closer they are to the farms the more they will torture the farmers because their agency got moved in revenge.

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Based_In_Phx 4 points ago +4 / -0

Look at what she did to the street leading to the WH. 😏

https://youtu.be/gn2SgIHKkiw

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sagebrushfire 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wow...so brave.

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GBA4ever 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why are incompetents like Bowser allowed to decide if our national treasures/monuments are destroyed by antifa??

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Nanteen 4 points ago +4 / -0

The people in DC re-elected a mayor that on video was doing crack and banging hookers.

I would instead say that the people who vote in DC are not qualified to be voters

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AenAllAin 4 points ago +4 / -0

In response to President Trump's tweet the DC Mayor has painted the street in front of the White House with "BLM". However, It is still unclear how this relates to her gross incompetence and lack of leadership...

This just in! In a tragic turn of events 3 people have lost their lives in front of the White House due to a 12 car pile up caused by the confusing street graffiti...

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anonspoonklank 3 points ago +3 / -0

I heard she munches Donna Brazile's rug

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Azure_Comet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Go in, screw what the snakes say, Mattis and Kelley, March our boys through our streets and show people they're protected!!

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elmopancakes 2 points ago +2 / -0

The locals here in DC are eating it up—they love it. 🤮

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Assault-Covfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not just in DC...faggots in Olney, Takoma Park, Arlington, Alexandria, etc. etc. Peak virtue signalling right there.

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OnlyTrump20 2 points ago +2 / -0

Certainly. The National Guard can be used for road blocks and barriers around looting targets so the actual police can handle the arresting and responding to 911 calls.

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Nellie_the_Beaut 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bowowser making a big announcement today that she’s re-named the access road directly in front of the White House “Black Lives Matter Plaza” - just in time for the DC riots tomorrow. I’ve never seen a politician and her city council get something done so quickly before. She kicked all the National Guard out of the city’s hotels last night. Now she’s working diligently (at the direction and assistance of the DNC, BLM, ACLU and other radical leftists) to REMOVE ALL FENCING AROUND THE WHITE HOUSE AND MAKE IT ACCESSIBLE FROM ALL SIDES. This subversive operative is working to surrender our nation’s capitol to rioters, looters and antifa. Because it will make EXCELLENT tv all weekend all around the world: AMERICA HAS FALLEN! US CAPITOL UNDER SIEGE! TRUMP FLEES CITY! And if the POTUS or any members of his staff get “hurt” in the process, well, protestors are in pain and hurting, too.

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Sea_Still 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tattered torn race card in 3......2.....

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ImReallyRich 2 points ago +2 / -0

She just renamed 16th street to “black lives matter plaza”

There’s a sign and everything

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Dimedog 2 points ago +2 / -0

Democrats burn their cities on purpose.

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GP_TEK_2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope I was wrong, but I saw some National Guard kneeling and I was disgusted and changed the channel. My BIL is PD and was asked to kneel in SF and he said “I only kneel to my maker” so did his whole group, (don’t know what they call a “night shift” for an area.. but without talking to each other, they all said, only kneel to my God. That moved me. That is America. Blue Lives Matter. All Lives Matter. Not George Soros groups like BLM and Antifa.

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YourDaddyKnowsBest 1 point ago +1 / -0

Very true

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Wolverines_MAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thats what happens when you get hired because of your gender and race, rather than on merit.

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anonspoonklank 1 point ago +1 / -0

hahahaha

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keepwinning 1 point ago +1 / -0

CNN: More divisive rhetoric towards mayors of diversity

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Wiseguy235 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like when he sends trouble to people via twitter.

As always under budget as well. 2 b*tches, 2 scoops - saving 1 tweet.

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magnokor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bowser was some monster in the Mario Kart game.

Not qualified to run a city, or anything.

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JBlaze056 1 point ago +1 / -0

Leftists are overjoyed to see it all burn.

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Trumpdidit 1 point ago +1 / -0

She seems to be setting the city up for destruction, especially the White House

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cbonez416 1 point ago +1 / -0

100%

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ramennov 1 point ago +1 / -0

Two bird(brain)s, one tweet.

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mercynurse 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is calling her Mayor Bowser a dog whistle for calling her a dog?

Lol

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puzdawg 1 point ago +1 / -0

The mayor in Minneapolis is such a bitch.

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