4chan has decided to have some fun at McDonald's expense with a fake ad.
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I'll gladly riot Tuesday for a hamburger today.
It’s a nothing burger.
Kek
How about McDonald's, when they get swarmed with rioters tomorrow morning, demanding their "free" Big Mac, and getting told "no, it's a 'joke' . . ."
I'll pay to see that!
I imagine they would. I just hope good kids at McDonald's don't get caught up in something they can't handle.
I thought the same thing. My based 17 year old kid works at a fast food restaurant and I would be pissed if he got hurt at work because some thug fell for a prank.
Then I suppose McDonalds becomes the king of the flame broiled burger.
Yes indeed! I just hope it doesn't become the king of the flame broiled customers.
The super chad clown would never consider giving quarter to king cuck or any of his shitty recipes.
I'll take a McBLM with cheese and a diet coke please.
My guess is it would be two burned buns surrounding a few scraps of lettuce wrapped in a list of demands such as french fries being declared an official food group and that Ronald McDonald be replaced by Homey D. Clown and Grimace replaced by Stacey Abrams.
She probably also runs around claiming she's the McDonaldland mayor, even though Mayor McCheese won in a landslide.
Disband secrete sauce!
HAHA that made my day. Simple and salty.
Aw, I used to love the Mc BLM!
Wasn't that the one where the cold side stayed cold, and the hot side stayed hot?
Winner of today's internet, right here.
Popeye? Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time.
That is fucking glorious!
The best part of the ad is when you realize the sandwich pictured is a nothingburger.
The sad thing is I could see McDonald's actually doing something like this.
Hahaha.
That's the point, dude. They are doing this. Didn't you see the advert?
I'd love to see the video of the manager that doesn't give the irate black a free Big Mac.
They really have no shame. They went overboard with virtue signaling and this is the same company that banned black people in China.
https://i.maga.host/aDMk63L.jpg
No, I haven't.
100% if you show up with this ad printed out and you're black or a libtard... they'll probably cave and give you a free burger anyways.
They absolutely will, and if they don't, just pitch a fucking fit and they will give you the free burger, fries, and a drink and a handful of coupons for more.
A long time ago I worked with a black lady who used to do this all the time. She would constantly brag about getting free shit by pitching a fit over even the smallest issue. One time she and her husband ordered a pizza to take out and it wasn't ready when they arrived to pick it up. She freaked out and got the pizza for free, an order of bread sticks, a two liter bottle of Pepsi, and a whole stack of coupons.
I worked with a guy (white though) who did the same. He bragged about bitching to the Wendy's manager once because his kid didn't like the toy they gave out with a kid's meal. He claims to have gotten free meal coupons in return.
He also once complained to the organizer of a free Easter Egg hunt because there were too many kids older than his who were finding all the eggs. I remember him getting something out of it, but I don't remember exactly what. His name became a verb around the office.
They still won't free up any extra sweet and sour sauce though. Pricks.
These guys are genius.
Seriously I would give 4chan a cabinet seat if only to keep them on my side.
4chan has no side, 4chan is a chaos monkey.
Who is this 4chan hacker guy!?
It might be a 400 pound hacker in a basement
lol I am so happy she got Covid.
aaaah, another chan groupon! I love these so much.
I should make one for Starbucks. Problem is I don't do any 'social media' apart from here so someone else will have to post it on FB or Twitter after it's done. I'm posting this here to remind myself to post the link to the image / fake coupon when it's ready.
it has to start on one of the chans. They have tentacles into everything online and can get something viral in no time. This website doesn't yet have that kind of high energy.
Their organization to pilfer the eyes and attention of the “journalists” out there is uncanny.
Stuff off the top of my head that started on 4chan that changed headlines:
Lick a toilet bowl to show how much you hate Trump.
Wear a safety pin to show that you are a safe space.
Islam is right about women.
Actually it looked like dumb liberals started it and 4chin just propagated it further.
Wait - 4chan did the toilet licking thing? Oh fuck me - seriously?
Yes, indeed.
CAPTURE THE FLAG BRO
and using safety pins on your clothes to show someone is an 'ally' of alphabet people, but it's a longstanding signal in the gay community meaning you are into being a bottom without a condom.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_p4h3jwJob0
Aw,Shia is sad.
This right here ☝☝
The conned feminists into "Freebleeding" which is what it sounds like, to fight the patriarchy. Many feminists' knickers never recovered.
Indeed - although our ranking is improving - but it'd need a handoff to the other networks.
Yeah, I've read enough 4chan and /pol/ that I can usually guess which of the campaigns going on were orchestrated by them. But that's it. I don't like reading over there too long because I feel like I need to disinfect my brain afterwards.
It was one of the iconic businesses burned in Minneapolis (maybe?) - but they also got Popeyes too (which is why I'm thinking of doing a coupon for them too).
Need a Lego one.
In honor of Black Lives lost and trust that must be regained, we here at LEGO will be giving free brick starter sets. Because, when we most need to build a bridge, no child should be left without a brick.
Is this available as a camera ready art piece?
It would be a real shame if some enterprising folks decided to make some appropriate sized self adhesive vinyl window posters and applied them to windows of certain fast food establishments.
Yep, a real shame...
a shame indeed
In case you don't know, all colored laser printers imbed tiny yellow dots on the page you cannot see with the naked eye. These dots hold information about your printer, including the serial number, and possibly information about the computer that sent the print job (username, computer name). This info can be linked back to you by law enforcement, even tying the serial number to when, where, and by whom it was purchased.
It's unlikely to make any trouble for you with this flier, but it's always good to keep in mind. You can avoid this with black only print jobs, and you can verify the dots being present with a blue LED in a dark room.
This right here 👆 important PSA
Any black 'Pede who wants a free Big Mac needs to save this on their phone, and use it McDonald's this weekend. No way they are turning you down even though it's fake. Make sure you record the entire encounter for the rest of us so we can see the cringy corporate groveling too.
lol moar like this
keep giving the mob ideas for how to give these virtue signalers that are trying to destroy our republic exactly what they deserve
yeah no shit haha
Super size me...
Starbucks 2.0
Send it to Twitter
can someone please, please do this to starbucks next, at least mcdonalds is franchise, some of the owners are probably conservatives
Can I get mine hold the Michael Brown? That shit is disgusting.
It's not far off from the virtue signaling crap that's spamming my inbox
Nice. The chan got people bald for blacks and now this...seems they are getting in the mood again as well.
Fucking fire. These guys have been on a roll w the black out Tuesday, bald for blm, and now this. I can't wait to see what they come up with next
The brilliant, beautiful part of this is that it's literally a nothing burger.
What about a Sprite to go with that?
I like the dead bodies used as burger meat.
feedblacklives
I’m dying. Oh my fuck😂...4chan is the best🤣🤣🤣
Could we do one that forces Apple to give free iPhones to black people?
4Chan is the new Reddit. Back before G00k M00t took it over, they would have been on fire over Bengazi emails being released. Now, there nothing. I tried to start a thread, it says, "Looks like you may have forgotten to solve the captcha", but there's my thread on the main page, except no one else can see it.
Obligatory "Fuck Moot"
I nearly pissed myself on this one. And they put that ribbon on the bun. I mean, holy shit.
Just go in ask "Yes, I would like one of the free promotional BigMacs please!" And at first they will say "Sorry, we don't just give out free big Macs."
But not to worry! Act confused with a stupid look on your face and reach in your back pocket and pull out this ad. Tell em someone was handing them out. When they say no again, immediately start arguing the date. Skip past if its even a valid McDonald's ad in the first place, just go straight to "But it's June 6th, that's today."
If you don't have a free big Mac yet, ask why that particular franchise location doesn't think black lives matters and escalate as appropriate. You'll be sitting pretty with a free big Mac in no time!
Some really clever fucks on the internet
Now do Wal Mart, Amazon, and all the other companies who push Chinese products.
Out of curiosity, what SJW bullshit did McDonald’s do that this is in retaliation for?
Corpo-activism for BLM, never mind that McD in China bans black people from eating inside the restaurants.
Lmao that’s right I forgot about the China thing.
Everyone get out your popcorn. This gonna be good.
THIS IS GENIUS ! What's McD gonna do ? Announce the ad is fake ?
The burger in the ad has more meat than a real big mac.
Same amount of bullshit though.
They’ve been doing these with a few brands. Not sure any have stuck yet but I’m hoping for lulz.
This guy got his coffee. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_uom5-aTvCY
A great big nothing burger is what I get from this. Great work!
I feel this has happened before, one of our guys went to the woke establishment and used the coupon, management knew it was fake. but they honored it anyway as to not make a ruckus.
Yes ill take one McFloyd burger in a meal "Would you like to michael brown size it"
This right here brings me life. I needed the laugh.
Now off to post it all over FB groups on my handful of accounts.
WOW - don't fuck with 4chan
Indeed.
And now maccas is on The List.
I haven't eaten Hungy Jacks since the milkshake incident. So I've been suffering through maccas since.
At least that's fixed now.
It is too bad that we can't put Colin Kapernick's name in there :-)
RAAN RAAN RUUUUU
A fake ad?? You mean this is an impossible burger? Wait, that was BK.
The ribbon is fucking brown LUL