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CaptainBug 257 points ago +260 / -3

I'll gladly riot Tuesday for a hamburger today.

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kekpower 87 points ago +87 / -0

It’s a nothing burger.

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HighVoltage 23 points ago +23 / -0

Kek

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MW23232 37 points ago +37 / -0

How about McDonald's, when they get swarmed with rioters tomorrow morning, demanding their "free" Big Mac, and getting told "no, it's a 'joke' . . ."

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LinconChurchill 13 points ago +14 / -1

I'll pay to see that!

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MW23232 7 points ago +7 / -0

I imagine they would. I just hope good kids at McDonald's don't get caught up in something they can't handle.

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GWNorthman 6 points ago +7 / -1

Then I suppose McDonalds becomes the king of the flame broiled burger.

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MW23232 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes indeed! I just hope it doesn't become the king of the flame broiled customers.

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HonkNJhonk 3 points ago +3 / -0

The super chad clown would never consider giving quarter to king cuck or any of his shitty recipes.

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BernillaryClanders 40 points ago +41 / -1

I'll take a McBLM with cheese and a diet coke please.

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TheThreeSeashells 20 points ago +20 / -0

My guess is it would be two burned buns surrounding a few scraps of lettuce wrapped in a list of demands such as french fries being declared an official food group and that Ronald McDonald be replaced by Homey D. Clown and Grimace replaced by Stacey Abrams.

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TheThreeSeashells 10 points ago +10 / -0

She probably also runs around claiming she's the McDonaldland mayor, even though Mayor McCheese won in a landslide.

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Oback_Barama 4 points ago +4 / -0

Disband secrete sauce!

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GWNorthman 4 points ago +4 / -0

HAHA that made my day. Simple and salty.

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BrewSwillis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Aw, I used to love the Mc BLM!

Wasn't that the one where the cold side stayed cold, and the hot side stayed hot?

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JediMasterGandalf 35 points ago +35 / -0

Winner of today's internet, right here.

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CisSiberianOrchestra [S] 20 points ago +20 / -0

Popeye? Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time.

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deadBeefCafe2014 11 points ago +11 / -0

That is fucking glorious!