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TheThreeSeashells 20 points ago +20 / -0

My guess is it would be two burned buns surrounding a few scraps of lettuce wrapped in a list of demands such as french fries being declared an official food group and that Ronald McDonald be replaced by Homey D. Clown and Grimace replaced by Stacey Abrams.

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TheThreeSeashells 10 points ago +10 / -0

She probably also runs around claiming she's the McDonaldland mayor, even though Mayor McCheese won in a landslide.

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Oback_Barama 4 points ago +4 / -0

Disband secrete sauce!