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starsabove 23 points ago +24 / -1

That is one sick burn, but I'd rather Mr Sessions enjoy his retirement rather than trying to get elected as a senior citizen. Write some memoirs, be spicy on twitter, spend time with the grand kids.

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America_No_1 7 points ago +8 / -1

Eating cookies

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Jackhererer 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think someone hacked his twitter account. Doesnt seem like a Sessions post.

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HeavenlyTrumpets 14 points ago +16 / -2

He's still a coward. He's just trying to get some street cred because he's trying to back into Congress.

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TheMAGAnificent 5 points ago +5 / -0

They must have had him by the balls in a way he never expected when he got into office. I genuinely think it was one of those "the CIA visits you in the night, tells you your mom will die in a car crash, your brother will be 'found' with illegal porn, and your kids will be addicted to drugs." And he just couldn't break from that fear.

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d_bokk 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'll give him this one lol

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sm0kie420 6 points ago +6 / -0

What Jeff did was inexcusable. But he is better than his opponent

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Panda 6 points ago +7 / -1

Trying to get Trump to like him

Not going to work

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gaijin_ronin 4 points ago +5 / -1

WTF is the KLU Klux Klan?

At least get the name correct of the group your masters (Dems) belong to.

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Trumper007 2 points ago +4 / -2

Go to bed Jeff. Whisky courage.

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jackwerntz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mr. Sessions had his chance. He failed all of us. He can be as spicy and based as he wants, it's never going to be good enough now. I truly regret saying that, I really do, but it can't be changed now.

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Bragg 2 points ago +2 / -0

Like any other politician he is doing it right before his elections are coming up. Why the fuck didn't he do anything about Omar when he was the Attorney General for a long time. Its easy to talk the talk.

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gawd-emperor 1 point ago +1 / -0

kkk was democrats u dumb bitch

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Abarth 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ohai Lindsey

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0