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posted ago by Pedercottontail +1309 / -0

Doc said I have about a 50 percent chance of beating it. Meh, you lose some and you win some. If I don’t make this out alive I just want you all to know that it was a pleasure serving the 2016 meme war with you all on that cucked ass f*ggot site Reddit and that it has been an honor and privilege being with all of you on here. We are the sane ones. Never forget that. I just hope that if I do die it will be after Trump beats Biden’s ass in November. Maybe some liberal tears is what I need to save me lol. Also long live Pepe.

Doc said I have about a 50 percent chance of beating it. Meh, you lose some and you win some. If I don’t make this out alive I just want you all to know that it was a pleasure serving the 2016 meme war with you all on that cucked ass f*ggot site Reddit and that it has been an honor and privilege being with all of you on here. We are the sane ones. Never forget that. I just hope that if I do die it will be after Trump beats Biden’s ass in November. Maybe some liberal tears is what I need to save me lol. Also long live Pepe.
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handpeople 153 points ago +153 / -0

Just said a prayer. God be with you.

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Rainman 74 points ago +74 / -0

^ THIS AND NEVER QUIT

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KeyboardWarrior 42 points ago +42 / -0

Agree. Christ, Jesus ought to be Worshipped and Obeyed.

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cupocovfefe 30 points ago +30 / -0

Same, and don't stop coming here fren! Keep us in the loop and stay in the fight!

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bongino_rocks 5 points ago +5 / -0

Take time and do A LOT of reading. The medical industry is not your friend when it comes to cancer. I was diagnosed with stage 4 prostate cancer and it I would have listened to what the docs said I would have been in danger during Covid. Use what you've learned about our systems here to research who and what are behind modern health care. The first thing to revognize is that we haven't cured anything in over 60 years. We treat and manage things, but don't cure them. Why is that? Revognize that as a cancer patient you are typically worth about $250-$500k in billing. Do your self a favor and research. Best of luck.

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powershellder 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do you have any good sources to share?

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1st_Covfefe 100 points ago +100 / -0

Never give up hope pede. I was diagnosed with stage 4 colon cancer and was told I'd be dead in 5 years. That was in 2012. I beat the odds by just staying positive and kept working through all the chemo, radiation, and surgeries. Just keep your head up and keep winning, this is just a temporary set back that in the long run will give you new perspective and appreciation for life. In a weird way cancer was one of the best things that ever happened to me.

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hulda824 33 points ago +33 / -0

wow...what a story...Good for You! I, too had a skin cancer...found out the Docs predicate stats w/o regard for your idividual health, body chemistry, or other such details. you are an individual, and there are many variables. chin up!

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Desertwhale 10 points ago +10 / -0

So good to hear. I've always hear how deadly that particular cancer is, but its good to hear a positive story about you pulling through.

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one3five 72 points ago +72 / -0

I got on my knees and prayed that God will draw you close to Him and that He will give you peace in your heart and the courage to face whatever may come. Sending you love.

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Only_Rosie_ODonnell 58 points ago +58 / -0

The only kneeling we do!

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one3five 32 points ago +32 / -0

exactly!

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Bullmoose 13 points ago +13 / -0

Yes and amen!

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rageous 62 points ago +62 / -0

Keep your head up pede, you'll make it through it. One day at a time.

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Mrs_Fonebone 54 points ago +57 / -3

Have you had it staged yet? Some forms are very treatable with surgery. I have a very based friend fighting kidney disease and she told me her daily motivation is to live so she can vote for Trump in November. She re-watches his rallies for energy. take care of yourself, Pede, check in with us if you want. We're always here.

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OneOfMany_MAGA 36 points ago +36 / -0

Assuming it’s melanoma, be sure you are being treated at an institution where immunotherapy is well used and understood.

Immunotherapy has dramatically changed outcomes for the better in melanoma patients. My uncle had melanoma metastatic to his small bowel; with adjuvant immunotherapy at MD Anderson he has been in remission for a few years now.

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AngelMark 29 points ago +29 / -0

You can beat it! Stay strong!

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Mad_Hattie 25 points ago +26 / -1

Keep fighting, as only a badass 'pede like you can!

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Shroudedf8 25 points ago +25 / -0

I hope you beat the fuck out of the cancer. Gonna be rough, but it can be done!

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Spezz 11 points ago +11 / -0

melanoma don’t fuck around, most likely this is the cancer he is referring to

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Azarak 1 point ago +1 / -0

Melanoma is a brutally aggressive cancer. Living in Florida, I get a head to toes skin check-up every year by my dermatologist. Also, it helps if you have a spouse/partner that speaks up if he/she notices any skin changes, especially where you can't easily see.

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prodigal 21 points ago +21 / -0

That sucks- You are in my prayers.. don't take any shit from those white coats.

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brsmith77 17 points ago +17 / -0

Stay strong, eat clean and keep fit. You'll beat this. You'll be watching Trump thrash Biden with the rest of us!

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saveMySpeech 4 points ago +4 / -0

On a slightly related note - did taking probiotics make you gassy in the beginning?

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saveMySpeech 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thank you for replying pede!

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hilboggins 1 point ago +3 / -2

The body is very powerful at fixing itself.

The bullshit is doctors are not trained in nutrition and cancer not being solved when some new "miracle" treatment being touted every single fucking year with no end product is very suspicious to me.

Pro Biotics and gut health is very powerful. Another is eating a low inflammation diet. The recommended pyramid diet is VERY inflammatory and cause all kinds of problems in the body. Throw in some antinoxidants and fasting.. and you'll be the epitome of health.

The tricky bit is cost and time : /

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V_exodus 6 points ago +6 / -0

And remember too that sugar is cancer's favorite food.

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GeneralVeers 16 points ago +16 / -0

Be strong, and meme on.

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TrumpCat 15 points ago +15 / -0

You're going nowhere my friend. As a PePe in the KEK army you have to put in five years before disharge eligibility.

You can beat this.

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Choo-chooo 14 points ago +14 / -0

You will pull through. Kek wills it

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MamaLlama4DJT2020 13 points ago +13 / -0

Prayers for you, fren.

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MooCow1980 11 points ago +11 / -0

Lord heal your servant and our friend.

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GBA4ever 11 points ago +11 / -0

Prayers. You can beat it. Stay positive.

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Only_Rosie_ODonnell 10 points ago +10 / -0

Stay strong brother/sister. Prayers for you. We need you, we won't let you go. You got this. You'll get to cast your ballot for the GE and make crocodiles weep.

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July_1776 9 points ago +9 / -0

Be smart, do what is necessary. Also if you're not very familiar with the Bible or you're not religious or anything, at least read the book of John, it's not that long.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXS95Q_VoLY

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macrolinx 9 points ago +9 / -0

Fight the good fight my distant friend. We'll all beat Biden together.

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Carleezy1776usa 8 points ago +8 / -0

No point in saying goodbye because you will beat this.

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Raindrops1984 8 points ago +8 / -0

God bless pede. Kick cancer’s butt! You need to see the second term of GEOTUS in all its glory.

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clintonsserver 7 points ago +7 / -0

Rick Simpson Oil, put it on the spot and cover with a bandaid. Go to FB and join the cancer cannabis groups and SEE PROOF yourself from some people. Cut out sugar, carbs and eat healthy. Both my parents have fought it off and they're old.

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vegeta_ban 4 points ago +4 / -0

1000x this. A family friend was told about it by my dad with stage 4 lung cancer and told he had months to live 4 years ago. He’s still alive and doing well.

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672-EVIL 7 points ago +7 / -0

I am a Dermatologist who did lots of skin cancer research. PM me if you have any questions.

Look up clinical trials:

https://www.curemelanoma.org/patient-eng/clinical-trial-locator/

https://www.cancer.gov/about-cancer/treatment/clinical-trials/disease/melanoma

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Daisymae 6 points ago +6 / -0

Praying for you. I lost my dad to melanoma, heard his regrets about his treatment choices and subsequently went down the alternative cancer treatment rabbit hole. I would encourage you to be open minded and start researching. There is a ton of suppressed science.

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saveMySpeech 6 points ago +6 / -0

Pedercottontail, I just prayed for you. May God give you the strength to fight it. Stay positive pede and look forward to the rallies and the win!

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mdfl 6 points ago +6 / -0

Take a look at Iovance. They have a novel new immunotherapy that is looking to get approved this summer for melanoma. They harvest a tumor from you and extract and then grow billions of lymphocytes that are sensitized to your particular cancer. They just announced new numbers at the last cancer conference about a week ago and they are far ahead of anything else out there in terms of efficacy and response rate. It’s at least worth a look. I think you can look up their latest announcement on Yahoo finance news which shows there at around 30 to 40% versus traditional chemo at 4 to 10%. Best of luck. (Just for the record, IANAD)

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Diotima 6 points ago +6 / -0

Get a second opinion. Seriously.

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ForHumans 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dude you're a winner, don't sweat it

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KeyboardWarrior 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pede Just ask of us and we will help you where we can.

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DNCucks 5 points ago +5 / -0

Best of luck and prayers brother/sister.

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monk_of_trump 5 points ago +5 / -0

And here I am going to throw some chew in my mouth.. and I look down at it and thought.. "shit..." I better quit this shit again. Hope you get better my dude.

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w33tad1d 4 points ago +4 / -0

Stay strong. My ex wife had three bouts with an aggressive cancer. On the third shot her chance of making it 5 years was less than 20%. She is still going strong 8 years later.

One thing we started doing and I still do its try to catch as many sunrises and sunsets as possible. Find the little things to enjoy. Take it one day at a time. You have many more years on this planet and will get to watch Jr. take the wheel.

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IncredibleMrE1 4 points ago +4 / -0

You better make it through, OP! I really don't want you to be counted as a COVID victim.

In all seriousness though, stay strong. Praying for ya, and sending lots of high energy your way.

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f_bastiat 4 points ago +4 / -0

You got this bud, stay positive, 50/50 is worst case scenario, what stage is it?

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ljsilver0000 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sir, we who are about to meme salute you.

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KiltedTailor 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hey OP; you have just the correct attitude for this Cancer problem. Might I suggest, after watching my wife die from lymphatic cancers; beware of treatments. Some make things worse[but do help the 'bottom line' for the medical center]. I had two friends with differing cancers, both took their lives rather than suffer with the disease and the treatment and the loss of money they hoped to give to their children. That is the main reason, IMHO, why my Dr. always asks me' Do you have a gun at home?" I say no; a 'gun' is a cannon, and they are illegal to own.

Whatever happens, LIVE life while you have it- "No man is promised Tomorrow'.

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Brickwell 4 points ago +4 / -0

I had bone cancer in 2019 and pulled out of it. Sounds like you have a similar attitude to me so I'm praying you'll be fine. Good luck!

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Staatssicherheit 4 points ago +4 / -0

President Carter had skin cancer (melanoma) that spread to his brain and liver. Keytruda cured him.

https://www.webmd.com/melanoma-skin-cancer/news/20150820/jimmy-carter-cancer-brain-melanoma#1

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SheikFromMozambake 4 points ago +4 / -0

Something tells me you're going to kick cancer's ass while enjoying the second great meme war.

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SnacksAndViolence 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bro you got this. Stay strong 💪