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MAGA_Master 65 points ago +65 / -0

They should just call it a George Floyd memorial service and then they can do whaeveyer they want.

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Assault-Covfefe 28 points ago +28 / -0

This is the way. Make up some bullshit posters in case the brownshirts come.

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45fan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Definitely this is the way. Deploy the heavy flamers brothers.

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Caferrell 40 points ago +40 / -0

The best thing that could happen is that the cops break up the service. Middle America is already angry. Breaking up a church service might mean that a very different set of Americans go out into the streets. And they have guns

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Peashout 10 points ago +10 / -0

I imagine every democratic city.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 26 points ago +26 / -0

That's what I've been saying about every single bit of the bullshit lockdown.

If groups of people were dangerous, every single Walmart employee would have dropped dead in April, since the TP-pocalypse drove everyone to the grocery stores and nobody was wearing masks or sanitizing carts/gas pumps.

The COVID scam is well beyond over. If riots and looting is permissible, so is prayer.

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ERansom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Stand strong. We are watching the last bastion of freedom be attacked. This is not yet the end of liberty but the normalization of this will be.

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Tusculan2 30 points ago +30 / -0

The church should sue. We can't ask for papers from illegals, yet to enter a sanctuary they demand ID? Just say you are all illegals.

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jgardner 14 points ago +15 / -1

Supreme Court said governirs control churches.

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knightofday 16 points ago +17 / -1

Just reading this pissed me off instantly

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Sum_devil 16 points ago +16 / -0

If people follow these stupid rules, they are showing the powers at be that they are submissive and don’t know the value of their constitutional rights. It’s like being told take yo ur pants down and bend over....... something isn’t right. Don’t Get Fucked

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Femprep 15 points ago +15 / -0

I mean, do you have to show ID? Cause otherwise the registered names could be highly amusing.

Still, I'd continue my worship at home thank you very much.

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Dialectic 12 points ago +12 / -0

This is fucking disgusting. Fuck Democrats

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philnmdg 12 points ago +12 / -0

They should have sign in sheets for the rioters too

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Aeronomer 12 points ago +12 / -0

The Left coast is completely fucked.

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WalterEKurtz 7 points ago +8 / -1

they must destroy EVERYTHING so that only the Reeeeee can exist. You may think I am joking but this is very true. Your sense of family\church\tradition\history\community\security must be destroyed and rebuilt. If you are killed or maimed along the way, that is perfectly ok.

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Gramma53 10 points ago +10 / -0

Seriously, call it a protest (against sin). Thousands can go

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Anyslogan2 10 points ago +10 / -0

All of this in the name of Covid 19? They have already exposed that these restrictions are based on whether they support your organization or not. When they allow tens of thousands of people to pack tightly together in cities all over the country without caring about social distancing, wearing masks, or taking their names, then it is obviously more about them targeting people and having control over them. This is beyond disgusting.

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Wexit-Delecto 8 points ago +8 / -0

Of course, none of this is needed to go riot. We’re all in this together!

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FratPatriot99 8 points ago +8 / -0

Meanwhile fucking tens of thousands of people gathered in Philly last night for the protests. This country is totally cucked right now

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lifeisahologram 8 points ago +8 / -0

Just hold a protest every Sunday, protest that you like God. You can have 10,000 people show up for those lol

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RussianBot_23198a 3 points ago +4 / -1

If that's the case, shouldn't Protestant churches get an immediate exemption? Their traditions grew out of protests, after all.

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Thedaythe_redditdied 8 points ago +8 / -0

Just hold up a black lives matter sign and throw bricks at the cops if they show up then you are good then

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Hereforagoodtime 3 points ago +3 / -0

The logs are voluntary. My church is opening next Sunday and they aren't keeping a log. If they did... I'd write Jay Inslee for every member of my family.

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Thingthing22 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good this is where they find out who to take to camps.

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learntocode 2 points ago +2 / -0

That is a hard "fuck you this is America" pass from me brah.

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Mellshone 2 points ago +2 / -0

Refuse registration, its for contact tracers to find you.

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MagnanimousDonkey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Incorporate Democrat tactics and just put dead peoples' names on the list.

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SisterCovfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Seriously? Just one service? Why can't they have enough services to cover their congregation?

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RussianBot_23198a 2 points ago +2 / -0

They should say they're protesting against Satan. Oh wait, they'd still get rejected because the swamp doesn't like it if people speak out against their master.

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partytime71 2 points ago +2 / -0

We'll just call it a protest then

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hulda824 2 points ago +2 / -0

i'm in W WA...we began holding chrch Services last Sunday. no BS: just attending church. people are NOT going to be signing in. not enough commies in the State to ride herd on every 250 member Congregation! Inslee is a dreamer.

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LilBuddyRem 2 points ago +2 / -0

There going to be a record number of “John Doe”s attending church.

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CMDRConanAAnderson 2 points ago +2 / -0

Several states including mine are pushing contact tracing hard. The news on every channel is telling us how convenient and safe it is with a smile. Now there's talk that churches will have to hand over the list of members in their church and force them to contact trace in order to attend. Of course if your church identifies as a protest that's not applicable.

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daveMac 2 points ago +2 / -0

Registration >??? F&%K you !! GOD knows who you are... state and church were separated a LLLOOOGGGG time ago.... and for a good reason! who came up with this BULLSHIT>? OMG i could go on a serious rant over this one!!!!

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Jasongraham503 1 point ago +2 / -1

I have little sympathy for churches that refuse to stand in defiance of these orders. If Christians are going to lay down for this then the deserve what they get.

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Cutter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just bring a bottle of holy water with a rag stuffed in the neck and no one will challenge your right to peacefully assemble or infringe on your religious freedom.

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chesterfields 0 points ago +1 / -1

Just don’t sign the form

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Passerby6 0 points ago +1 / -1

What state is this?

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