Could always just grab a football and throw with the kids in the back yard.
When some 250-pound doorknob with six active brain cells catches a long bomb because he's been doing it for 18 years? DGAF. When your son nails a long bomb and hits the end zone you drew in the grass? BOOYAH.
The only thing missing will be hot cheerlead----oh, wait. We've got porn sites for that. Never mind.
Could always just grab a football and throw with the kids in the back yard.
When some 250-pound doorknob with six active brain cells catches a long bomb because he's been doing it for 18 years? DGAF. When your son nails a long bomb and hits the end zone you drew in the grass? BOOYAH.
The only thing missing will be hot cheerlead----oh, wait. We've got porn sites for that. Never mind.