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Cuckslayer2020 39 points ago +40 / -1

I call back seat!

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dudeduderson 22 points ago +22 / -0

I call mounted 50 cal turret!

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agile_a 3 points ago +6 / -3

i say let the democrat states fall into sharia law

when the women are no longer allowed to drive and it looks like the handmaid's tale while red states have equality we wont feel sorry for them

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Destineed369 11 points ago +11 / -0

I call slingshot from the potato compartment.

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chopz 6 points ago +6 / -0

And my axe!

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BillGateCanSuckIt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Actually this is a good opportunity to fundraise for your new security force. Donate x, get to ride

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NomadicKrow 37 points ago +39 / -2

Yeah, somebody needs to make "Christian Community Patrol" vehicles and patrol an area.

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arebee 32 points ago +32 / -0

Could you imagine the out-rage? Christian patrol rocks up and calls out to a scantily dressed woman and says "Excuse me Ma'am, may you enjoy your freedoms and have a good afternoon!"

People would be going OFF on twitter, "how dare those disgusting westerners push their culture and religion on her!"

How could the christian patrols compete with muslim officers when islamic officers freely give gay people cordless bungee jumps, sex for women, livestock and underage boys wanted or not wanted(It's like the hippys! free love! It's free AND its love. Those are good things combined!

Women would increase in value, from the lowly position they hold in western cultures to being the worth of 1.5 goats, or if she's particularly buxom then 2 whole cows! and it doesn't stop there! Imagine you 3rd wife survives her beatings for falling pregnant and births a female baby, you only have to wait 4-5 years to marry her off. Now I am beginning to see why Islam is taking off...inside prisons!

Who'd thought you get fitness enthuisasts, such as joggers and austere intellectuals, group them into a prison and boom, islam spreads! Talk about a religion that appeals to IQ's that are DEFINITELY over 80!

Who wouldn't be stoked for that? I know obese pink haired lesbians, men that haven't worked a hard day in their life and black folks would love the fuck out of that. Christianity, your days are numbered. It's time for Islam to hit their stride with the help of the Sane, forward thinking left.

The left! The side of unification, where all their ideas mesh together in peace and harmony. Unlike trump who is dividing everyone. With all their infighting!

Dumb lonely women, boys over the age of 20 who have the muscle mass of a paraplegic, poor black folks, muslims and the rich white, but particularly detached and stupid elite, the party to Unify America!

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DrCowboyPresident 6 points ago +6 / -0

I don't know, ask Episcopalians and Unitarians. They're all about it.

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Raindrops1984 4 points ago +4 / -0

Episcopalians have been compromised. Unitarians always were.

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Marshall 4 points ago +4 / -0

They'd confuse the leftards who'd think is was the Chinese Communist Party.

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NomadicKrow 2 points ago +3 / -1

Black people can be Christian too, Joe Biden.

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MavisBeacon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not with them crime stats .

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Jackhererer 15 points ago +15 / -0

White liberals have nothing to fear from this because "they are on they're side"

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Nellie_the_Beaut 3 points ago +3 / -0

🧱🧱

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VetforTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

We can always formThe RNP. Red Neck Police...enforce the constitution Nd remove sharia fags from the earth.

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10gauge 73 points ago +73 / -0

Property values just dropped lower than Big Mike's balls.

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KilluminatiAJ [S] 40 points ago +40 / -0

Everyone's gonna move out of Minnesota

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rageous 25 points ago +25 / -0

Does anything think they will learn their lesson? No, they'll go to a red state with a good quality of life and tear that down too.

sad but true. the ones that will actually pay for these failed policies are the poor folks that can't afford to move. in other words, the same people they are protesting for right now. liberals are truly sick and demented people.

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SquiggyMcPepe 13 points ago +13 / -0

As residents move out it makes room for more migrant somoli to settle and this push to get rid of the police? Once they get rid of the police bet they replace it with a purely somoli led force.

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672-EVIL 21 points ago +21 / -0

Minnesota is very red outside the Minneapolis/St. Paul area. Perhaps we should just seal off these cities.

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K-Harbour 5 points ago +6 / -1

Not that red.....don’t forget Duluth.

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Evistus 6 points ago +6 / -0

If they don’t take the red pill, they’ll be singing orange man bad all the way to the next state over as they get out of dodge. They’re known to never blame themselves or criminals. Victims are always forgotten, police are always the criminals, and criminals are always the victims in their minds. They will never believe in personal accountability.

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KilluminatiAJ [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well it could change for the better with moderate dems and the obvious conservatives leaving

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15point9inBarrel 3 points ago +4 / -1

Reminds me on Gran Torino

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 4 points ago +4 / -0

Except for pic related.

Maybe that's the point.

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Cuckslayer2020 10 points ago +10 / -0

Lmfao

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Major_Nutt 5 points ago +5 / -0

Housing bubble burst when?

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Dr_Falsey 37 points ago +37 / -0

Proudly sponsored by FORD Cucks.

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Major_Nutt 14 points ago +14 / -0

ISIS uses Toyota's.

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Dr_Falsey 9 points ago +9 / -0

Ford supports shit causes. Search it

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BladderBeerPoopin 9 points ago +10 / -1

Like Nazis.

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Major_Nutt 6 points ago +6 / -0

I was just providing an anecdote, every major corporation is shit.

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Buckley508 28 points ago +28 / -0

My pulled-pork trebuchet will keep them at bay

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Toughsky_Shitsky 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why waste good pork on moozlums?

Load up the shitty korans from the terlet paper shortage!

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VA-Pede 2 points ago +3 / -1

Too bad Jihawg ammo isn't still available.

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Destineed369 1 point ago +2 / -1

Do you need any help manning this midevil weapon? I pay for at least 4 sandwiches worth of ammunition and some nachos n a coke.

I’ll also contribute some bacon infused bourbon.

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SR91Aurora 22 points ago +22 / -0

I wonder why they don't need a Christian Community Patrol car?

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AlphaNathan 3 points ago +3 / -0

This pill... it's... it's very red...

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BladderBeerPoopin 22 points ago +22 / -0

Pig fuckers.

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MuhammadWuzPedophile 8 points ago +8 / -0

Pigs be upon him.

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TedCruzAteABoogaloo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Holy shit. Of course Ilhan Omar wants to disband the police. Pigs are totally haram!

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cjcivicx 5 points ago +5 / -0

Her brother would know, let’s ask him...

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minotaurbeach 14 points ago +14 / -0

'MCP' united to blame women for everything and put them to death.

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IncredibleMrE1 12 points ago +13 / -1

Islam is right about women

And dipshit libtards 'bout to learn firsthand!

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Toughsky_Shitsky 10 points ago +10 / -0

Another unspoken fact is that arab mozzlums don't particularly care for blacks.

This is a disaster any way that you look at it.

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gamexa 4 points ago +4 / -0

Me in 2016: "How do we fight the encroachment of Islam into Western civilization?"

Me in 2020: "How do we help them institute Sharia Law in liberal cities?"

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MightyBright 3 points ago +3 / -0

Spending time among "oppressed people" from "beautiful diverse cultures" who have been "forced by the racist institution" to commit crimes will cure those bleeding hearts of their leftist programming real quick.

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15point9inBarrel 0 points ago +1 / -1

It’s almost like the boog bois will end up on the right side... who would have thought

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Toughsky_Shitsky 11 points ago +11 / -0

Wait 'til Minneapolis women and fags find out about these guys . . .

You really can't fix stupid.

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SR91Aurora 7 points ago +7 / -0

For anyone like me holding out hope that this is from some some no-go zone in Londonistan, notice the NY plates.

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thisisatestof2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Any sane city would sue to stop people from marking up a Ford Taurus or other common police car to look almost identical to the city livery.

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 7 points ago +7 / -0

Excuse me Mr. sirrrr. We are notice to you are have dog. Sirrrr, dog is harrram, not to have dog please.

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Gwoz8881 6 points ago +8 / -2

Somalis are so disgusting

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ImFinallyNotAnAlt 3 points ago +4 / -1

They’re made in God’s image and we are clearly just as susceptible to wickedness as evidenced by our modern issues. Somali culture (Islam) is bad.

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Formerlurker92 5 points ago +5 / -0

If this shows up at my door I fire through it

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HemRoidRage 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Bloods and Crips will run these assholes out of town in Brooklyn and greater NYC. Not that I agree with the gangs, it just seems that will be the natural progression of things without cops. Even our enemies are against Islam.

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KilluminatiAJ [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

How do u figure their against islam

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Usadave85 2 points ago +2 / -0

So best case scenario we become the United States of Mexico with cartels running the streets?

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BIGFANDUG_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is that a man in a dress? I thought homosexuals got free flying lessons no plane over in goatfuckisstan.....

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countryfirst108 2 points ago +2 / -0

What the hell this is real??

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rubberkidney 2 points ago +2 / -0

great now finally transvestites and gays will be treated with the upmost respect and given ever single right that they can dream up! happy day!

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Jabblemonkey1 2 points ago +3 / -1

Islam is not compatible with American values or Western Civilization and no coexistence is possible.

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hocuspocusfocusjeep 2 points ago +2 / -0

BACON GUNS

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duallyford 1 point ago +1 / -0
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MavisBeacon 2 points ago +2 / -0

If a fake cop muslim pig fucker ever came to my door he would be met with a loaded gun of some sort

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MadMaxUSMC 2 points ago +2 / -0

Holy hell, that's exactly what's going to happen. Who the hell is going to tell them no? The mayor??? LOLOL

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ChuckedBeef 2 points ago +2 / -0

That better not be somewhere in America.

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KilluminatiAJ [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

It is. That car is in ny in this picture

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DemocratsAreFascists 2 points ago +2 / -0

How’s it legal to drive around with a car that looks like an official police vehicle?

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Gstreetshit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Imagine a Christian Community patrol. Hell, an Atheist Community patrol.

Ok for Muslims and Jews though.

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CQVFEFE 1 point ago +1 / -0

That does it.

gun shopping today

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magnokor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Barry Obama - If I had a son, he would look like the one in the white skirt.

Barry Obama - Cool sharia patrol automobile, Ahmed, want to bring it to the White House?"

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HeavyVetting 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think they are, they're already kneeling for their new overlords.

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DearCow 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just wait till they start arresting gays & lesbians. Also, wait till the child rape count soars and they make no arrests over it.

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cajun_robear 1 point ago +1 / -0

Play with snakes, get bitten by snakes.

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Truglow 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just Burn Loot &Kill during prayer times.

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strawberryismyjam 1 point ago +1 / -0

The left: "No Bibles allowed in school!!! Separation of church and state!!!"

Also the left: "This government provided Muslim patrol vehicle is so progressive!"

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humbleadventurer 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's why in my country we banned Island and black thugs will get a beating if they will ever show up.

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Labyrinth9000 1 point ago +1 / -0

States need to enact limitations on other states on who can move in. Democrats will spread their PLAGUE to Red States

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e_pluribus_unum9 1 point ago +1 / -0

So its finally become a reality. There was talk of this many months ago and the story died out. Now I know why: they already got the go ahead.

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Bestboy143 1 point ago +1 / -0

I saw that car on here a few days ago. I thought it was doctored joke photo. Fuckin hell.

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Amaroq64 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who the fuck are those politician looking guys standing by it acting like it's okay?

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TheMadManDidItAgain 1 point ago +1 / -0

Finally, a place rapists can go to rape freely.

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morevodka4nancy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Muslim Community Patrol in a blanket, make 'em eat bacon!

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Donarudo_Taranpu 1 point ago +1 / -0

I see this in my neighborhood I'm slashing all four tires.

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Barthaneous 1 point ago +1 / -0

Next thing to do after Trump wins again would be to ban Islam as a whole.

Islam is not a faith based religion it's a political one.

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Truglow 1 point ago +1 / -0

So after these departments are closed down where will all the equipment go? Armoured vehicles,wepons,ammo? Looks like the muzzie brotherhood.

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n0w0y 1 point ago +1 / -0

i dont think i know what they intend to harras people constantly

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Headline_Correction 1 point ago +1 / -0

Told my wife last night this is exactly whats coming for Minneapolis

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Bablonis 1 point ago +1 / -0

let them have it. Their shitty cities will become even shittier. Then they will be moving to our cities and states. I say, if you are moving from CA, NY, etc. to any red states and you are registered democrat, fuck off. We don't need you.

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CdnMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Excuse me but I'll have to seize this bacon infidel