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magnokor 88 points ago +88 / -0

2018, average house price in Minneapolis: $450,045

2028, average house price in Minneapolis: 7,239,601.18 Somali Shillings

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Ebbie8708 24 points ago +24 / -0

Holy shit. Is that expensive to live there? It didn’t look like much before all of this shit. 😱

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donalds_stones 21 points ago +21 / -0

Its a liberal city, of course its expensive.

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jennyfrutex 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yep, the Twin Cities are an expensive area. A lot of contemporary millenial yuppies. If you live in a nice neighborhood, it's pricey.

Of course, we'll see how long that lasts.

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Dizzyedge 6 points ago +6 / -0

goat or your youngest daughter

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not_a_shill 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thats all part of the plan. Crash the property values, mass exodus of any remaining whites, Democrats pack the place with Somolis and other muslims to make it a stronghold.

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PraiseBeToScience 2 points ago +2 / -0

lmao look at this guy thinking they'll be sophisticated enough to use a centralized currency.

It'll be three goats, half of next year's harvest, and the virginity of your 6 year old daughter.

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Miserable_company 75 points ago +75 / -0

Cue accusations of white flight. “How dare you look after your own interests when you think a local economy is going to tank?”

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BuckyKatt60 48 points ago +48 / -0

Keep an eye on UHaul rental costs to leave Minneapolis.

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RiverFenix 23 points ago +23 / -0

Uhaul has a good business model, when everything is running smoothly.

When all of their assets are leaving the state and assets from other states aren't coming in to replace them... they're going to get fucked in Minneapolis.

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two_many_phones 11 points ago +11 / -0

Actually think it is smart. All the valuable assets move to areas less prone for damage. Let the lease owner of the building/land take care of that part, you keep the vehicles and continue to make money

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WishdoctorsSong 4 points ago +4 / -0

Good point. UHaul needs to get their trucks out of democrat areas, people feeling democrat areas are gonna pay them to drive their trucks away.

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themightykekfish 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ugh everyone is waxing poetically about moving to my state and it was already BAD in the cities.

These people come here with their Malibu/Austin money and proceed to price out working stiffs like me.

Now we are at less than one percent of available rental units and the great migration has begun.

I’ve actually begun planning for what I think is gonna happen, I think it’s gonna be bad for desirable red states.

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Tallsie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Uhaul should probably get ahead of it and offer people contracts to move assets back to the area.

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Miserable_company 17 points ago +17 / -0

“White supremacists leave to get away from empowered and unafraid African Americans.” -CNN

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Do_u_ev3n_lift 5 points ago +5 / -0

They just voted to eliminate the police dept....

Your tenant: "Hello, 911? Someone's breaking into my apartment!"

911 operator: "I'm sending my thoughts and prayers!"

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Covfefe_Crusader 43 points ago +43 / -0

I wouldn't move there even if it was free.

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WishdoctorsSong 18 points ago +19 / -1

Sounds like Detroit. All those houses sitting there empty where you literally just had to pay the taxes on them to take possession. Nobody wanted them.

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knightofday 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bet your sweet arse they’re angling for Detroit 2.0 in Minnisomalia

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1776-or-1984 13 points ago +13 / -0

I live here, I'm moving right after I vote in November. Maybe earlier.

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Graz 9 points ago +9 / -0

Plymouth for me. I figure that living out here in the burbs should buy me enough time to figure out a move to somewhere like Texas

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slaphappy2 28 points ago +28 / -0

I'd feel more comfortable owning property in Somalia.

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TappenZee 18 points ago +18 / -0

Plus, no Viking fans.

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pingpongdingdong 6 points ago +6 / -0

Vikings? too white. Probably change to Pirates. Oh and Minneapolis will change to Mogadishu.

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floridadave 2 points ago +2 / -0

The New Mogadish Freedom fighters! I always found it funny they would call their team the ViQUEENS!

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ManyDirt 2 points ago +2 / -0

And no ATF or NFA

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theultimatesean 5 points ago +5 / -0

But you repeat yourself...

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Raindrops1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, it’s empty now.

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PhilMcKankles 28 points ago +28 / -0

I may buy like 6 or 7 when it hits "play money" levels... Gotta think my about my Great Great Great Grandchildren.

They're gonna be like... damn, GGG Grandpa was a freaking genius.

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BigSteve 15 points ago +15 / -0

You might have a problem getting insurance with the increase in mortars and ied's planted by the sharia patrol

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Trump2024 8 points ago +8 / -0

If you don't have a mortgage you don't need much insurance on them. Liability is enough. Just bulldoze them into the ground. His GGG Grandchildren won't want those houses anyway. It's the property value in 5 generations that will have value.

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LessSwampMoreMAGA 21 points ago +22 / -1

Can you short a specific real estate market?

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Toohershat 31 points ago +31 / -0

Shorting a real estate market can be done by purchasing some sort of financial instrument that acts as insurance that pays out in the event that the property value tanks. The people left holding the bag (still owning Minneapolis property once the market crashes) will be interested in buying your insurance. This is exactly what Michael Burry - played by Christian Bale - did in the movie The Big Short. He was specifically targeting the mortgage companies who were left holding the bag when the home owners couldn't pay. Unfortunately, these instruments aren't common, so therefore you probably can't just invest like $10k and see what happens. You may need to risk millions in order to make such a short.

Remember when oil prices tanked to negative in April? The Mexican state oil company didn't get fucked up because every year they pay for a form of insurance to protect them for that very instance. Similar situation. https://www.reuters.com/article/mexico-hedge-oil/mexico-will-receive-6-billion-from-oil-hedge-president-idUSL2N2CA1M7

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PepesCovfefe 9 points ago +9 / -0

Great response.

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GlockGoldman 9 points ago +9 / -0

This guy invests

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BigSteve 5 points ago +5 / -0

Credit default swaps, you would have to be large group to access em

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FliesTheFlag 7 points ago +8 / -1

John Paulson would be the man to ask. He's the guy who raked in billions of profit in the 07 crash betting housing would take a shit.

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Picklejuicing 20 points ago +20 / -0

Major price cuts incoming and lowball offers

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TrumpTrain 15 points ago +15 / -0

Property value probably dropped significantly

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MinneMAGA 6 points ago +7 / -1

This isn’t Minneapolis. It’s about 30 suburbs across 4 counties as well as Minneapolis

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thallos 4 points ago +4 / -0

What was it 3 weeks ago? Take more snapshots over time. One out of the blue doesn't show much.

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Visceroth 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is this that joggerification I hear neighborhoods sometimes go through?

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Comntrinchief 3 points ago +3 / -0

Please keep track of this and let us know how much it goes down.

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Tallsie 3 points ago +3 / -0

We need a graph vs time!

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nomoreprinkles 2 points ago +2 / -0

Liberals need a catch and return program

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bobobob 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm so glad I didn't buy a house here.

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Jack_Burton 2 points ago +2 / -0

“The Redfin Chronicles”

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dakinnia 2 points ago +2 / -0

Someone earlier stole this joke.

"This is a better market opportunity than buying Zimbabwe dollars!"

What was that? Kenyan maybe? I bought 10 trillion dollars from Amazon.

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Do_u_ev3n_lift 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is the city that just voted to defund/disband their police force..... i'd sell whatever i owned there before it all burns down.

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asparaghosi 1 point ago +1 / -0

What I hate the absolute most about all this shit in Minnesota is how close a group of low I.Q. violent Somali Muslims is to our Northern border.

I worry 0bamuslim did it deliberately to establish a breach through which to smuggle pedophle-worshipping goat-fucking terrorists.

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Skabliggum2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who are the 367 moving in?

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Cuz99 1 point ago +1 / -0

This isnt accurate. This shows the entire twin cities metro area not just city of minneapolis. But yes I assume many will flee once prices start to tank

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RedditPurgeRefugee [S] 8 points ago +9 / -1

It's not ambiguous. It's ALL houses for sale in the greater Minneapolis area (my drawn circle) in the last 7 days on Zillow. No other factors. You can look it up as well and you'll see the same results. Have an upvote!

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AceOfTrumps 8 points ago +8 / -0

Just fyi: every person I know who put their house on the market in this area has sold it the next day.

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mechdork 9 points ago +9 / -0

Just sold mine in less than 48 hours for $42k over asking. Had to do $10k in repairs to make everybody happy but I'm not complaining

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TappenZee 5 points ago +6 / -1

He even circled in red where it says “days on Zillow 7 days.” In your own link it shows 8,000 listings.... so I’m not sure what you’re arguing.

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TappenZee 8 points ago +9 / -1

When I click your link it says 8,000 results... you can take it from there and say whatever you want. But you should check your data because it says “showing 75 listings of 8,000 results.”

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RiverFenix 3 points ago +4 / -1

You do know this proves nothing right? Houses don't sell the day after they go on the market. It takes months or even years to sell a house as a rule.

We sold our condo is less than a week. A woman bought it for her daughters, coming to the city for school. NO inspection - paid Cash.

Our current house went on the market at 4pm, my wife saw it.. we went for a viewing at 8:30pm.. put in our offer which had to be decided by Midnight. We got the house for 10k over asking. There were 10+ couples wanting to see the house the next day. We had already been out bid on a few houses we wanted..

We bought for 395k and in less than a year our neighbors are selling for 450k. There is a huge housing shortage in my area, talks about upping density and extending city limits to deal with it. People are paying 2-3000$/mth in RENT for places.

we're in a good position, our mortgage is 600$ (so 300$ each for my wife + me).. very reasonable even if interest rates jump - but it's known that many people are living beyond their means and would be screwed if interest rates go up at all.

In a hot market, houses DO NOT take a year or months to sell.

But it is also known that AT SOME POINT you won't be able to sell your million dollar home because 1) nobody wants it 2) nobody can afford it. You'll be paying your 2000$/mth mortgage on a house worth 1/2 what you paid for it. Selling now is a great idea, get some value while you still can.

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Trump2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm just outside of DC. On my street houses sell via word of mouth more than through a real estate agent. If they go through an agent they almost always sell the first week and often for more than asking.

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RiverFenix 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah - convincing someone to sell you their house is often far more profitable (for the buyer) than competing against other buyers for the same property.

It's not illegal, but it can be pretty lucrative and when it comes to politicians they do this sort of shit all the time. They'll find out certain property is going to skyrocket in value because of a development or something and they'll advise their friends/family to buy real estate knowing they can flip it in a year or two for 2x buying price (or more)..

Watched some Mark Walberg movie yesterday with Russel Crowe as mayor of NY and it was sort of a similar thing (except totally different)

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