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BaldEagles 35 points ago +35 / -0

911, whats your skin color?

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Johnfox13 9 points ago +9 / -0

Uhhh white... ^what does that matter?

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tooeasy4lyfe 12 points ago +12 / -0

"Assalamu Alaikum"

  • Minneapolis 911 operator probably
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lanevorocks 10 points ago +10 / -0

Dear Sir, please use your white privilege. this number is only available to black people.

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tooeasy4lyfe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bruh.. I'm dead.

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Magastein143 2 points ago +2 / -0

can I get your full name and address so you won't miss the upcoming election?

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djmarcone 25 points ago +25 / -0

The antifas want all LEO removed. Anarchy and collapse will ensue. Introduce a new enforcement arm. One that is approved by them.

new enforcement arm is effective at restoring order AND enforcing their agenda. Namely, communistic economy, totalitarian rule and general depravity.

Crime will still be rampant, but mostly AGAINST you and IN FAVOR of them. YOU will have to follow the rules, THEY won't.

They want to remove "rule of law", and institute "rule by them."

Put simply, this is what it always has been - a communist revolution in America.

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Aslrightnow 10 points ago +10 / -0

Nah, these are the same idiots that get super butthurt when a Christian says they’re praying for someone.

However, these people loooove “I’m standing in solidarity with you...” as if that isn’t just the same idea

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Cutter 1 point ago +2 / -1

"Standing in solidarity" - the atheists' version of prayer.

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slaphappy2 6 points ago +6 / -0

Caller : 911 ? This is an emergency.

Operator : I'm sorry, 911 got defunded two weeks ago. This is Black Lives Matter. Would you like to donate to our fund for Revolutionary Justice ?

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Azarak 7 points ago +7 / -0

"We will send a social worker to your residence in four to six weeks to assess your situation."

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Landcruzer94 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Umm, sir, have you ASKED for your stuff back?"

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Bob383 6 points ago +6 / -0

“Hello this is 911 what’s your emergency”

“My apartment is being robbed”

“ ok jamaal from the bloods is in your area, we’re sending him to investigate”

*burglar’s phone rings

“Hello this is jamaal, ok I’ll investigate”

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philandy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Repost this! 🙃

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macguyver 5 points ago +5 / -0

No, it's going to be more like "we are sending the Sharia police. Please make sure to keep your wife's face covered and hide your children, especially the boys.

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MAGANatsFan 5 points ago +5 / -0

911 would be disconnected.

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Larka 1 point ago +1 / -0

It would likely remain connected, but route to the country sheriff or the state police/troopers.

In either case, no emergency services!

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Reborned20 5 points ago +5 / -0

It is too bad Minneapolis had Antifa and Muslim brotherhood 6 years ago where there were mosque killings.

Guess the Voter Fraud and Cabal didn't bother these people.

So, I guess the lawlessness and the fact that good Americans moved out isn't a problem either.

Too bad that useful idiots can't figure out why they are in this city. These people and their businesses are considered Expendable by their DNC leaders.

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NvJohansson 4 points ago +4 / -0

911, have you tried posting a black square on facebook?

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TaggartCiscontinenta 4 points ago +4 / -0

Okay, stay on the line with me ma’am, I’ve dispatched the Drag Queen Story Hour. They’re leaving the dressing room right now and they’re on the way.”

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Bramble 4 points ago +4 / -0

Did you ever think that the reason they want to defund the police is because the police report the crime stats?

No police, no crime stats, so Minneapolis will start saying "since removing the police we have not heard any reports of crime at all!"

It's the same playbook as removing all voter protections.

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Peashout 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Ok we will dispatch our diversity officers sir, please hold the line."

Hears a radio crackle in his living room, "This is dispatch......"

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KekistanPM 3 points ago +3 / -0

I pray to God and often times I think the answer to a prayer is "Get off the sidelines and we'll do this together."

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AllTheWayTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

They'll be sending their allahu akbars, but no help.

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VetforTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

And the sharia police to whip you for not securing your private property. Plus we we will send you a bill. Have fun with that you totally stupid fucks

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Populistdeplorable 2 points ago +2 / -0

On FOX this morning Steve Doocy was saying the Minneapolis officials said the city might send mental health officials or social workers to an emergency call.

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MAG_n_KAG 2 points ago +2 / -0

....automated message...

"911 no longer exists. If you're calling because of an emergency, you're fucked. Have a nice day."

....click...

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BillBrewski 2 points ago +2 / -0

Minneapolis officials literally stated that they don't have all the answers on how this will work, but the community does. Uh, what? The same community that just burned everything to the ground?

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Jack_Burton 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why we be using Ebonics in we posts like we be on imgur?

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Iamnotademocrat [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kilroy JCNJ...You are a mad man!

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KilroyJCNJ 1 point ago +1 / -0

I try my best LOL!!!!

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Gnome_Sane 2 points ago +2 / -0

"A social worker will be there to discuss your feelings in 3-5 days."

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kmilt16 2 points ago +2 / -0

No, it will be like this. Warning, strong language. 😂

https://mobile.twitter.com/CassandraDuBoi1/status/1269446968041828352

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Tracker2208 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looks like the Simpsons predicted the future again https://youtu.be/FAsIx3oPY-8

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MachNine 2 points ago +2 / -0

It might be more like "What color? No not the color of the robbers, what color are you?"

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philandy 2 points ago +2 / -0

911's new voicemail message: "If this is an emergency please hang up and dial 911." I mean it's already infamous as it is.

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preludelinux 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes your reporting a robbery wait you didn't share your wealth with them I'm sry your under arrest

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lanevorocks 2 points ago +2 / -0

Minneapolis want AntiFa to be the new police. They will attack anyone that is not a radical lefty and create a state of fear on everyone in the city.

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NautiFella 2 points ago +2 / -0

In your scenario they actually answered the phone.... Bwaaaaaaaa

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nomoreprinkles 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think you just dial 911 and get ALLAHU AKBAR on repeat

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Magastein143 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think they said Thoughts and Prayers are racist

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KilroyJCNJ 1 point ago +1 / -0

I am going to meme this! Stand by. . .

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ladypatriot_games 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have friends who think dismantling the police is a great idea. Had lots of discussions over social media yesterday. I think they just blindly follow whatever crazy liberal meme tells them to believe.

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Rainspa 1 point ago +1 / -0

take their stuff

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NoStepeDePepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Have you tried praying towards mecca?

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drsowells1fan 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Please call back after the daily call to prayer has been concluded"

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BoughtByBloomberg 1 point ago +2 / -1

911 what is your emergency?

A robbery? Sir you are mistaken. Those people are valued employees of the Minneapolis Civilian Patrol. You have been found in violation of having products in your store. Our officers are there to redistribute them to the people.

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skyhawk 1 point ago +1 / -0

We are dispatching the response team immediately to please ask the bad man to stop being mean.

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Ligersrule1 1 point ago +1 / -0

🤡🌎 indeed

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muslimporn 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Have you tried giving them your phone?"

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Thearchduke 0 points ago +1 / -1

"Uh, wait, we do have one cop left...he has a priority call tho...yes, he's going to shoot a white woman first..."

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downwithcommies 0 points ago +1 / -1

No no, being able to call the police and not be a victim of the police is a privilege.

No police equals equality!